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I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage

 
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Freezing to death in bedroom, meanwhile...gas cooker in kitchen and vehicle with full tank in drive. Death certificate reads...dumb fuck died!
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there r no pilot lights on anything anymore! you need power to light them. gas hot water, heat all need power to light the pilot light. only if you have a 25 year old heater is there a pilot light on all the time! i recall getting heat in old days by turning on gas by hand. turning off when hot. now days everything uses power to turn on and no way to do it by hand.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78461591


A car battery and an inverter connected to the power on the appliance will work to operate your electric thermostats...

maybe instead of watching tv and news and shit...

people should start to hit the internet for more meaningful purposes...like learning what to do and what to have in a power outage in winter...
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Freezing to death in bedroom, meanwhile...gas cooker in kitchen and vehicle with full tank in drive. Death certificate reads...dumb fuck died!
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Some of these people may be elderly and/or disabled, maybe bed ridden, have a heart
"It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman)
Calm seas do not a sailor make,
Nor easy horses, a horseman.
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen
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Freezing to death in bedroom, meanwhile...gas cooker in kitchen and vehicle with full tank in drive. Death certificate reads...dumb fuck died!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77094006


Lol...

had to laugh because its so true...

people just cant think for themselves anymore...

LOL
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Freezing to death in bedroom, meanwhile...gas cooker in kitchen and vehicle with full tank in drive. Death certificate reads...dumb fuck died!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77094006


Some of these people may be elderly and/or disabled, maybe bed ridden, have a heart
 Quoting: Furrry Pete


Thats what neighbors are for...

Do you know anybody at risk...?

then go check on them...
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Freezing to death in bedroom, meanwhile...gas cooker in kitchen and vehicle with full tank in drive. Death certificate reads...dumb fuck died!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77094006


Some of these people may be elderly and/or disabled, maybe bed ridden, have a heart
 Quoting: Furrry Pete


Thats what neighbors are for...

Do you know anybody at risk...?

then go check on them...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80047824


This part of Oregon isn't cold now, and my blackbelly sheep tell me it's about to get hot. Then our sweet governor will light our fires, so then we'll be real hot. We're all at risk
"It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman)
Calm seas do not a sailor make,
Nor easy horses, a horseman.
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
south Dallas . Ive got 2 percent battery , I just wanted to say , they targeted this neighborhood. This may end up being another Katrina. I can barely type . Fuck , , it’s so colllld
 Quoting: Lord of Pain


Go to an emergency shelter.

Every area has them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77352096


Not everyone has a car that is equppied to be driven or even turned on at this point.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74287878


Let's see, no preps, check... shitty car not prepped, check... retard deserves to die, check.
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
tea light candle on a dinner plate, suspend a ceramic pot over it. voila, heat.


 Quoting: Plato II

did you actually try that.. I did that ONCE.. was not very effective at all. Not worth the effort. The pot does not increase the heat... but you could warm your hands on it I suppose.
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tea light candle on a dinner plate, suspend a ceramic pot over it. voila, heat.


 Quoting: Plato II

did you actually try that.. I did that ONCE.. was not very effective at all. Not worth the effort. The pot does not increase the heat... but you could warm your hands on it I suppose.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


i did mine a lot differently, first not on a carpetted floor for obvious reasons.

secondly, i used different materials, and due to my knowledge of thermodynamics, i was able to heat an entire condo including a fishtank during a bad winter outage in new england. using candles. it took a lot of candles and mylar sheets and tin foil.... no fish died, the apartment stayed reasonably warm. this went on for exactly 7 days, around 2011-2012 i wanna say.
~Hic Manebimus Optime~
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You guys know how to make a butter lamp?

You open the side of the butter wrapper, dont remove it. Make a wick out of rolled paper towel and push it through the length of the pack of butter with a chopstick. Now make a few of those and light it up.
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cans of sterno are really good to have but add water to whatever pot or pan you are using as a radiator, because it burns pretty damn hot.


edit- nevermind apparently they burn at 175f. wow so thats not hot at all

Last Edited by Plato II on 02/16/2021 04:08 PM
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I just finished my super shelter.
Should be toasty warm tonite.
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I just finished my super shelter.
Should be toasty warm tonite.

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Last Edited by JustmeTX on 02/16/2021 05:01 PM
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Thread: IF I WAS A FREEZING TEXAN, I'D BE PROPANE- GRILLING IN THE KITCHEN!
Been here half a Time, but not yet a Time. And certainly not Times.
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
My bedroom thermostat in central TX reads 43 degrees!!! No power since Sunday night! We are existing in double clothing and blankets.

This is just unacceptable....what about elderly, infirm people, how are they doing???

This is NOT due to downed power lines....our power lines are UNDERGROUND!
Starting to worry about my stash of frozen food without electricity for nearly 48hours....guess I can put it outside on the driveway, maybe.
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02/16/2021 05:13 PM
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Get kerosene heaters!
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02/16/2021 05:22 PM
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
Go outside and steal your neighbors dog to snuggle with since you dont have one.
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rofl lmao

This is the good old GLP humor I love.
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I just finished my super shelter.
Should be toasty warm tonite.

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi

lol

I liked those Duo Survival shows... that bizarre Cody guy and that military type guy... made for some funny situations.
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tea light candle on a dinner plate, suspend a ceramic pot over it. voila, heat.


 Quoting: Plato II

I love you people!
I wish God Will turn His Face toward you and Help you all!
Try to remember any burning flame requires oxygen.
If the worse comes to worst improvise a stove on burning wood. Use anything that catches fire, eg. Trees useless paper will help you to start a fire, books furniture that is old, fences if they are made of wood. In Romania people burned their furniture in such winters. Coal would be fantastic!
God bless you all!
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Not to be macabre, but i wonder how manny will perish in this. Neg 2 in Hunt County Texas right now and no electricity for 8 hours plus.
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SOme cat food and a candle...it will be fine...or give up residency in Texas.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


Hate to say it but it's not looking good for you guys in Hunt County until Saturday. I hope this gets resolved quickly! Sorry for you guys...
~~*NOT* a very nice kitty!~~


"Plan for the worst, hope for the best, and don't live in fear."
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
tea light candle on a dinner plate, suspend a ceramic pot over it. voila, heat.


 Quoting: Plato II

did you actually try that.. I did that ONCE.. was not very effective at all. Not worth the effort. The pot does not increase the heat... but you could warm your hands on it I suppose.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL

Try a real candle, and a smaller pot... if the pot is too large, the heat will dissipate through the hole rather than heating the walls of the pot.

It works well, I know from personal experience. It works even better if you have a small portable gas oven with those propane cans, you just put the flower pot on top of the gas fire.
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Are not your friend goy.
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putin-thiss

Yes, seriously Gentiles. Will you people ever wake the fuck up?

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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
tea light candle on a dinner plate, suspend a ceramic pot over it. voila, heat.


 Quoting: Plato II

did you actually try that.. I did that ONCE.. was not very effective at all. Not worth the effort. The pot does not increase the heat... but you could warm your hands on it I suppose.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


i did mine a lot differently, first not on a carpetted floor for obvious reasons.

secondly, i used different materials, and due to my knowledge of thermodynamics, i was able to heat an entire condo including a fishtank during a bad winter outage in new england. using candles. it took a lot of candles and mylar sheets and tin foil.... no fish died, the apartment stayed reasonably warm. this went on for exactly 7 days, around 2011-2012 i wanna say.
 Quoting: Plato II

I did something similar end of last millenium... lots of candles in the dark room, and dinner plates upright against the walls reflecting the candle light... nice ambience.
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
Survival instinct kicking in yet?

or you plan on lying down and freezing to death?
 Quoting: Shawski


Ypu are awesome hahaha

He wanted to be the Lord of Pain

i am guessing his traning is just getting started

You think cold is bad lord of paybe? Do you know what being burned alive feels like? I do.
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:winkski:

It was a homeless man who asked me if I'd rather freeze to death or burn alive.

I love the cold. 1dunno1
[still rooting for you]
 Quoting: Shawski


Freezing to death you just go to sleep.
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
tea light candle on a dinner plate, suspend a ceramic pot over it. voila, heat.


 Quoting: Plato II

did you actually try that.. I did that ONCE.. was not very effective at all. Not worth the effort. The pot does not increase the heat... but you could warm your hands on it I suppose.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL

Try a real candle, and a smaller pot... if the pot is too large, the heat will dissipate through the hole rather than heating the walls of the pot.

It works well, I know from personal experience. It works even better if you have a small portable gas oven with those propane cans, you just put the flower pot on top of the gas fire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79899173

Not an oven really... like a gas stove with those 4 gas flame rings on top, but portable, using small propane canisters. Easy to procure in Turk stores in Europe, and cheap. Around 20 E.
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rent a room in hotel with electricity
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I bet all the hotels are booked solid because of power outages but worth a try.
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Freezing to death in bedroom, meanwhile...gas cooker in kitchen and vehicle with full tank in drive. Death certificate reads...dumb fuck died!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77094006


Some of these people may be elderly and/or disabled, maybe bed ridden, have a heart
 Quoting: Furrry Pete


That's true and their only outlet is going on the internet and posting at places like GLP for community.
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Freezing to death in bedroom, meanwhile...gas cooker in kitchen and vehicle with full tank in drive. Death certificate reads...dumb fuck died!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77094006


Lol...

had to laugh because its so true...

people just cant think for themselves anymore...

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80047824


Let's see you think straight when you are struggling to stay warm and lived all your life in warm climate only to get hit with a freak winter storm that should of hit the Northern States not the southern ones. it is easy to sit back and laugh at people who are not used to Canadian type winter weather but it takes a bigger person to have some empathy for people are not prepared for this shit because it normally doesn't come their way. Are you going to laugh next at Mexicans for not having snowplows for the once in life time snow storm?
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lol. Turnabout is fair play.

Texans should load up semis with Gators hogs and fireants and dump them off up north. :)
Justme
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
This is it. Stuck at 1 percent battery. But I’m seeing stars . It’s lights out now. Can’t move , can’t escape. The cold is so brutal and it’s ended thousands of us. May god have mercy on our souls
 Quoting: Lord of Pain


For crying out loud go sit in your car, warm up an charge your phone.
 Quoting: Redneck hussy


It's obvious that this is an "agent" gaslighting us.

The nose knows.





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