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I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage

 
Peepaws

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I can see my breath inside and I just stopped shaking uncontrollably in my bed.
I hope they turn on the power soon. Please god help
 Quoting: Lord of Pain


That is what homeless people experience everyday. Stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77878646


So because homeless people experience this everyday, everyone else should?

Is that that same logic if one man can't have a steak dinner, no one else should be able to either?

We need to make it to where everyone can be warm and fed, not make the entire world miserable.
Peepaws
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02/16/2021 04:41 AM
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
Do you have a fireplace inside?

If not,

Get a Coleman propane camp stove. and turn on flame on for 15 minutes to heat up one small room. (like a bedroom).

Then turn it on for 15 to 20 minutes.

Don't sleep with it on!! just keep it on long enough to heat up a small room. Then turn it off.

When the room gets cold again, turn it back on.

Get a carbon monoxide detector, too, just to be safe.
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Here's how to not die:

1. Eat food

2. When you start to get cold, do jumping jacks until you're warm.

3. Drink water and eat more food.

4. Cover yourself with blankets or get in a sleeping bag to keep the heat in.

5. Repeat.

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Instructions unclear. Dick caught on fire
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lol
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lighting my dick on fire is starting to sound pretty good about now.
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Thread: So. With GLP's 500+ Plus Archive of Basic Prepping Threads...Texas?
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
If you have an iron bin or something similar cut at the bottom half a hole on the side, place some rocks on the bottom, add wood create a hole in the top and put a metal pipe for the fumes to get out the house and you have a stove.
If you dont have anything like that get some rocks, with some cement or similar create a small fire place, rocks on bottom and side and cement with a couple of iron bars as top, put a metal pipe in it to get fumes out of the house.

Dont ever wait for "them" to help you again, you must look after yourself.
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02/16/2021 04:45 AM

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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
Here in Finland we have quite cold and snowy winters and I have been sleeping in wilderness in a sleeping bag countless times in freezing temperatures (even in under -30 Celsius).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57295033


You are probably all equipped with -30°C sleeping bags, the same as those who climb the highest summits in the Himalayas.

They cost a mint but they are a good investment these days.

hiding
 Quoting: Concorde Warrior F-BVFA


Yes they are. I bought two before moving up in the mountains. If the power goes off here on a Friday, they won't fix it until Monday. The bags are about worn out. Everybody should get one for each member of the family and be prepared next time.
 Quoting: Furrry Pete


I will have to get me one. I will make sure it's certified for ultra-cold temperatures. Same as the 8,000+ m climbers.

I am getting old. It might come useful.

hiding
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
Do you have a fireplace inside?

If not,

Get a Coleman propane camp stove. and turn on flame on for 15 minutes to heat up one small room. (like a bedroom).

Then turn it on for 15 to 20 minutes.

Don't sleep with it on!! just keep it on long enough to heat up a small room. Then turn it off.

When the room gets cold again, turn it back on.

Get a carbon monoxide detector, too, just to be safe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79649052


I wouldn't do that. Dangerous. They make safe indoor propane heaters that cost the same as a camp stove.
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op, are tears freezing down your face as you type this?
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I can see my breath inside and I just stopped shaking uncontrollably in my bed.
I hope they turn on the power soon. Please god help
 Quoting: Lord of Pain


That is what homeless people experience everyday. Stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77878646


So because homeless people experience this everyday, everyone else should?

Is that that same logic if one man can't have a steak dinner, no one else should be able to either?

We need to make it to where everyone can be warm and fed, not make the entire world miserable.
 Quoting: Peepaws


No, they are saying if a homeless bum on the street can live through the weather with nothing more than newspapers stuffed in his underpants I think the upper middle class asshats with a power outage are going to make it.
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02/16/2021 04:48 AM
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
You should exercise to stay warm. Kamala was jogging the other day.
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02/16/2021 04:51 AM
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Guess you should put in a wood stove so next time you are prepared dumbass
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
Get in a small room, light ten candles, or 15, and you will get warm. I have a huge space that I heat with just about 8 candles. Takes a few minutes, but it does get toasty. In your weather, 15 should do. You can also put plastic wrap over the windows and tape it down, or garbage bags, leaving a space between the glass and the plastic bag. That will insulate you from the cold coming through the glass. No need to suffer. There is also a method of making a ceramic type of candle heater, using clay pots, works quite well, radiant heat, long lasting, pretty safe, if you are afraid of using candles. I always have lots of candles on hand for times like that.

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op, are tears freezing down your face as you type this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80056703


His mobile phone batteries are probably busted with nowhere to charge them.

Poor OPie. I hope he can get out of this misery asap.

hiding
I came. I saw. I Concorde.

For once you have tasted Concorde you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.

"I would say today we can integrate all religions and races EXCEPT ISLAM."
Singapore's founding father Lee Kuan Y ew
Concorde Warrior F-BVFA

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You should exercise to stay warm. Kamala was jogging the other day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57264951


Kamala did it for the media. Self-importance image.

She does not look like much of a jogger/runner from what I have seen. I doubt she can run the entire Mall 3 times in a row nonstop.

Certainly not a half-Marathon.

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I came. I saw. I Concorde.

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"I would say today we can integrate all religions and races EXCEPT ISLAM."
Singapore's founding father Lee Kuan Y ew
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02/16/2021 04:58 AM
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
You need to think like a Jedi. Find a big fatty, take um down. Cut them open and crawl in.
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like han solo with a taun taun?
BuckyBalls

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I can see my breath inside and I just stopped shaking uncontrollably in my bed.
I hope they turn on the power soon. Please god help
 Quoting: Lord of Pain


Layer!!!
Put on multiple layers. Pants and tops. Dress like youre outside. Make one top a hoodie and pull it up over your head.

Then multiple blankets!!
Put one down on the bed. Pull it up high so there's excess up near the head of the bed. Sit down in the middle of the bed.
Wrap the bottom blanket all around your shoulders and over your legs. .
Then plop at least 3 blankets on top.
Heavy socks. Gloves.
No kidding. Just do it.
Make a hot beverage and put it in a thermos.
Fill a hot water bottle.
If you don't have one, fill a plastic bottle with hot water. Cap it,, and put it in the blankets with you. It will heat up the inside of the blanket cocoon.

You can boil water, right?


Drink the hot beverage. It will warm you.
No bromo dude...
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02/16/2021 05:00 AM
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
When a Lord of pain says its bad it really is bad. hiding
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
You need heat lights and a lot of them, this way you can heat a small room.
It worked for me some 10 years ago when I lived in a crappy apartment where the heat was closed of from time to time.
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02/16/2021 05:03 AM
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
Here's how to not die:

1. Eat food

2. When you start to get cold, do jumping jacks until you're warm.

3. Drink water and eat more food.

4. Cover yourself with blankets or get in a sleeping bag to keep the heat in.

5. Repeat.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72638418


Instructions unclear. Dick caught on fire
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80039845


lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74051082

lighting my dick on fire is starting to sound pretty good about now.
 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


Having sex can generate body heat to keep you from freezing.
No bromo dude...
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When a Lord of pain says its bad it really is bad. hiding
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i know, right?
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02/16/2021 05:04 AM
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
You need heat lights and a lot of them, this way you can heat a small room.
It worked for me some 10 years ago when I lived in a crappy apartment where the heat was closed of from time to time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79293702


do they run on batteries?
Anonymous Coward
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02/16/2021 05:08 AM
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
Yall just witnessed someone freezing to death on GLP.
szlachta

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02/16/2021 05:11 AM
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
What does it mean when your body suddenly gets really warm in the cold

It doesn’t feel so bad any more . I am getting really tired though
 Quoting: Lord of Pain


Jog in place for at least 15 minutes, that will warm you up. Then go to a 24/7 gas station and get a hot chocolate and a sandwich.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78151341


Old Polish/Russian joke about lasting the winter on one bag of coal.
"We take turns carrying it around"

Last Edited by szlachta on 02/16/2021 05:12 AM
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
Don't give up op, don't get emotional it just uses up energy, focus
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Joe Biden doesn't care about white people.
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Joe biden thinks white privilege will keep Texas warm. Biden has blood on his hands.
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For OP


hf here is 12 hours of Fire, perhaps someone else will post more fire for you
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
call 911
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Re: I’m freezing so bad I’m shaking and can barely move - power outage
I can't believe people live in a freezing cold area, and have no back up heating in a power blackout!

Wtf is wrong with you?!!!!

If you really were freezing, you'd be out the back burning bits of furniture, pulling off doors, ripping up floorboards, fucksake, you'd be burning anything that would fuckin burn!!!

NO SYMPATHY for idiots.

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