I will start selling Modern Art

So Modern Art began, was created, by Marcel Duchamp when he bought a wine rack from his local convenience store and slapped a massive price tag on the thing. He then repeated the trick with a urinal, another store-bought item, on the side of which he wrote "RButts", and again sold for a ridiculous profit.

Nowadays of course, the Modern Art market is all about making large amounts of money tax-deductible or otherwise cleaner.

So my plan is to buy lots of cheap art paintings and so forth from Ikea or their competition, stamp it with a rubber kanji on the side, and offer each item for a sale at a ludicrous price, anything from $7million to $6trillion.

Nobody will insure a crazy enterprise like this of course, so the risk is massive. What a pussy system modern capitalism is compared to the old feudal ways.


I own a cafe, zen temple and tea garden in a government building somewhere and have decided to turn it into a huge money-spinner for the local government (I am on a turnover based rent in that site you see).

This enables me to move the most massive quantities of sheer raw capital through the system in existence, by arrangement in fact, once they've finished understanding their own legalities and how they fit together for this domestically.

So it's amnesty for being rich. Individuals are allowed to keep liquid assets in excess of US$50million only. Fixed assets we'll consider later.

Our real target us the rest of the money. Once no real physical human being person has any significant quantity.

This enables us to close the camps, where you were going to be questioned.

We're doing something else now. Get with the program. Morning has broken, as they say.