Mike Lindell announces new My Pillow voting machines! Paybacks a bitch!

Do we all get a free giza dream sheet when we vote?

If Trump doesn't cut it, this guy is going to be our next president.

And I will volunteer my time and money to get him there.



I AM FUCKING LOVING THIS GUY.

Agree the pillow party arises.

yeah who wouldn't want a former junkie as a president.

ITS THE BEST DARN VOTING MACHINE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!

My Little Voting machine?


"I'm back ... to vote again."

BETTER A JUNKIE THAN A PEDOPHILE CHINESE PUPPTE!

Lindell has been dumped into the conspiracy nut job bin. He won't recover.

Yes, it's satire, tards.

Read it, and enjoy laughing.

We have a current junkie.

unpin this shit you retard

I love that guy. Gonna send some business his way.

As opposed to WHO?

Biden?

Some LGBTXYZQP freak that rapes six year old boys?

I'l take the ex junky over those worthless shitbags any day.

Kennedy was constantly on pain pills. I would argue he was an active junkie while President.

Not till you show us how you masturbate with those tiny tweezers you keep hidden under you pillow. Mommy will find them one day, and your scrawny little ass will be in deep shit.

Last Edited by LJS on 02/23/2021 06:09 PM

Lol!!

Mike is awesome.

I'm ordering more of his stuff JUST because he did this.

Love this guy.

Wonder if he'll come out with the My Pillow Bear...

Just Like Trump had Trumpy Bear...

I'd send one to the leader of Iran (Ali Khamenei) and tell him to Squeeze this for your Trillion in Reparations...



Last Edited by DuckNCover on 02/23/2021 06:11 PM

I wonder if a software engineer had written the code decades ago that dominion might use in their machines.

I mean count tallying software, inventory control you know someone has the rights to it.

Uh, most of them were.

If it wasn't powder or juice, it was pills or something else.

The honorable thing here, is that Mike and other 'former junkies' got help and eventually beat their demons through hard work and probably a lot of pain and tears.

Would love to see YOUR closet.

"Ex junky" or not

MIKE LINDELL IS ONE FUCKING AWESOME AMERICAN.

And he doesn't have to constantly bang his own drum, like Trump did.

Are you without sin?

Only pillow-biting liberals would be bothered by a parody.

THAT WAS A PARODY????????

Do you REALLY wanna go there? THAT'S all you could come up with? LOL!

Seriously?

He's ALREADY shared his testimony, verbally, and in the book he wrote, etc.

Nice try.

Seems a lot of computer code was written to tally, compute, store and generate reports.

Can't get twitter...somebody?

Exactly.

It was fine when it was obama. Fuck your mother.

Ummmmmm ...... yes

It will give her a break from AC