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Mike Lindell announces new My Pillow voting machines! Paybacks a bitch!

 
1guynAz

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You know what---THIS COULD BE THE ANSWER!!!!

WE NEED TO MAKE AN AMERICAN COMPANY TO BUILD OUR

OWN VOTING MACHINES GUYS!!!!

This is a gag but why not make it real??!!!

Make it happen!!!! Seriously...
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THAT WAS A PARODY????????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77294439


Ummmmmm ...... yes
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


WOW! THE MOCKUP OF THE PILLOW VOTING MACHINE COMPLETELY FOOLED ME!

IT WAS MUCH MORE BELIEVEABLE AND REALISTIC THAN THE MOCKUP OF THE COMMANDER IN CHEIF CURRENTLY "RUNNING" THE COUNTRY!!
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When I come to power, every voter will press their faceprint onto the ballot. If you don't have a blue face, you didn't vote.
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unpin this shit you retard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75373491


Not till you show us how you masturbate with those tiny tweezers you keep hidden under you pillow. Mommy will find them one day, and your scrawny little ass will be in deep shit.
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


I don't know why.. but that got my funny bone.... hfapplause2neener2
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If Trump doesn't cut it, this guy is going to be our next president.

And I will volunteer my time and money to get him there.

clappa

I AM FUCKING LOVING THIS GUY.
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yeah who wouldn't want a former junkie as a president.
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Are you without sin?
 Quoting: FightForTrump!


I'm not a former crack addict, so I've got that going for me.
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You DO KNOW, I hope, that Babylonbee is a JOKE site??


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If Trump doesn't cut it, this guy is going to be our next president.

And I will volunteer my time and money to get him there.

clappa

I AM FUCKING LOVING THIS GUY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79962089


yeah who wouldn't want a former junkie as a president.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49684097


He got help, beat his addiction and started a successful company! Be happy for him. Many people experience problems in life, it takes strength to overcome. Good for him. I bought My Pillows for my family for Christmas.
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Lindell has been dumped into the conspiracy nut job bin. He won't recover.
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HANG IT UP DUDE. WE'RE ALL SMARTER THAN THIS!
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unpin this shit you retard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75373491


Not till you show us how you masturbate with those tiny tweezers you keep hidden under you pillow. Mommy will find them one day, and your scrawny little ass will be in deep shit.
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


I don't know why.. but that got my funny bone.... hfapplause2neener2
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Guess I am in a mood today.

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If Trump doesn't cut it, this guy is going to be our next president.

And I will volunteer my time and money to get him there.

clappa

I AM FUCKING LOVING THIS GUY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79962089


yeah who wouldn't want a former junkie as a president.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49684097


Notice the word "former"

Notice how he built a successful company and is doing things you only could dream of?
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If Trump doesn't cut it, this guy is going to be our next president.

And I will volunteer my time and money to get him there.

clappa

I AM FUCKING LOVING THIS GUY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79962089


yeah who wouldn't want a former junkie as a president.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49684097


Are you without sin?
 Quoting: FightForTrump!


I'm not a former crack addict, so I've got that going for me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49684097


A SUCCESSFUL EX CRACKER! WHAT ABOUT YOU? ARE YOU WORTH MILLIONS? DID YOU RECENTLY GET TO HAVE A DISCUSSION IN THE OVAL OFFICE?
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. jimi

Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see.

I'm just a product of insufficient modality.

Humans of Earth! I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it may be important to know that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally — it's just business!
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I'm not a former crack addict, so I've got that going for me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49684097


So you haven't overcome any difficulty. Congrats!

Another interesting article on there about Fauci: Dangerous Conspiracy Theorist Doesn't Believe Vak seens Work
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"Sources say there is one downside to the machine since it will only allow the user to vote for Trump. Lindell has assured he will soon be adding functionality that will allow people to vote for other Republican candidates as well."

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Dude has to make some money to pay the enormous bill somehow.

One thing i can give the man credit for, he is great at conning folks for a dollar.

His pillows suck balls and the voting machines is a poor attempt at trolling.

Dude needs to not double down. Fold em and regroup. But enough schmucks will be conned by him to keeo him above water i suppose.
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David Hogg announces that he is Mike Lindell's competition:

:hoggpillow:
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unpin this shit you retard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75373491


Not till you show us how you masturbate with those tiny tweezers you keep hidden under you pillow. Mommy will find them one day, and your scrawny little ass will be in deep shit.
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


sure, i'll show ya sugar tits


but on 1 condition

we eat shrooms first and you gotta succulently draw upon my balls when i'm doing it.


i'll need you to shave too, "fuzzy" ;)
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Dude has to make some money to pay the enormous bill somehow.

One thing i can give the man credit for, he is great at conning folks for a dollar.

His pillows suck balls and the voting machines is a poor attempt at trolling.

Dude needs to not double down. Fold em and regroup. But enough schmucks will be conned by him to keeo him above water i suppose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78826511


What type of "My Pillow" pillow do/did you own? What didn't you like about it?

Last Edited by nutmeg on 02/23/2021 06:58 PM
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BETTER A JUNKIE THAN A PEDOPHILE CHINESE PUPPTE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77294439


bumpbump
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NO SUCH THING AS AN EX-CRACKER. CRACKER IS AN IMMUTABLE QUALITY THAT PERSISTS FROM BIRTH TO DEATH!
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Xu Pei likes this pinned to the top of page one.
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Re: Mike Lindell announces new My Pillow voting machines! Paybacks a bitch!
Dude has to make some money to pay the enormous bill somehow.

One thing i can give the man credit for, he is great at conning folks for a dollar.

His pillows suck balls and the voting machines is a poor attempt at trolling.

Dude needs to not double down. Fold em and regroup. But enough schmucks will be conned by him to keeo him above water i suppose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78826511


WRONG....Mypillows are GREAT, I bought 1 of them years ago doubting it and it worked, and added a few news ones since. You gotta give it 2 weeks to break in and make sure you wash it before using it.
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Dude has to make some money to pay the enormous bill somehow.

One thing i can give the man credit for, he is great at conning folks for a dollar.

His pillows suck balls and the voting machines is a poor attempt at trolling.

Dude needs to not double down. Fold em and regroup. But enough schmucks will be conned by him to keeo him above water i suppose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78826511


WRONG....Mypillows are GREAT, I bought 1 of them years ago doubting it and it worked, and added a few news ones since. You gotta give it 2 weeks to break in and make sure you wash it before using it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78066189


They're awesome!
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If Trump doesn't cut it, this guy is going to be our next president.

And I will volunteer my time and money to get him there.

clappa

I AM FUCKING LOVING THIS GUY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79962089


^this
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You know what---THIS COULD BE THE ANSWER!!!!

WE NEED TO MAKE AN AMERICAN COMPANY TO BUILD OUR

OWN VOTING MACHINES GUYS!!!!

This is a gag but why not make it real??!!!

Make it happen!!!! Seriously...
 Quoting: 1guynAz


bumpbumpbumpbumpbump
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02/23/2021 07:15 PM
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Yes, it's satire, tards.

Read it, and enjoy laughing.

rofl
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So I won't wake up with voting machine face?
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Can't get twitter...somebody?
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Its a picture of a voting machine on a pillow. Its says vote Trump.
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Only pillow-biting liberals would be bothered by a parody.
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My first thought was about how everyday I'm reminded of how I live in a Clown World reality....because whether it's a parody or not, that has Clown World written all over it.



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David Hogg announces that he is Mike Lindell's competition:

:hoggpillow:
 Quoting: nutmeg


laugh
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You must be the same people that post these articles on twitter....

The babylon bee is just like The Onion, it's satire....
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If Trump doesn't cut it, this guy is going to be our next president.

And I will volunteer my time and money to get him there.

clappa

I AM FUCKING LOVING THIS GUY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79962089




LMFAO! The man sucked dick for crack! WTF is it with conservative and their love affairs with drug addicted sexual deviants?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80081239


It's kinda funny how puritanical and (self) righteous so-called "liberals" can be when a little competition comes along, isn't it?

"Liberals" don't like homosexuals and reformed drug addicts anymore.

Since when did that happen?

When did "liberals" turn into Southern Fucking Baptists?





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