BREAKING.....UH OH!...The Fed Is 'Down'

Tomato plants in!

A bank run during Texas's most financially crippling hit to date, OP? That would be incomprehensibly horrifying, man.

zerohedge
@zerohedge
Epic troll:

Coinbase said it has been made aware of the outage with the FED; says Foreign Currency, Swift Processing as Normal; will continue to monitor the issue until it’s resolved
2:37 PM · Feb 24, 2021·
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Tears are streaming down my uncles tomato plants.

So True. So true indeed.
.223 BTC

Yep... It is incredibly disheartening that he and his fellow devout top tier Luciferians and Satanists have gotten this far into the complete destruction of everything we have ever known on Earth, or at least during the Age of Pisces anyways.

But you shaved right?

Yes. The tomato plants are shaven.

didnt zerohedge get shut down on twitter for misinformation?

Oh thank fuck!
I thought they were just going to sit there with all the money in their accounts.
I haven't been this relieved since Obama announced his heightened monitoring of the situation during the first Ebola crisis.

Gee, imagine propaganda being spread via a global pin on GLP? Looks like all the resident shills have chimed in.

It's everywhere not just ZH...cnbc if you prefer...and twitter took me down for inspiring riots or some such thing. Feck twitter.

HODL them more tightly that you've ever HODL'd them before.

Breaking911
@Breaking911
BREAKING: The Fed’s system that allows banks to send money back and forth is down - CNBC
2:02 PM · Feb 24, 2021
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And, fox business just reported this also.

If they did, that would mean zero hedge is 100% correct.

Yes! Our oil stocks are through the roof!!

If someone can make a correlation between this and the gamestop bs from a few weeks ago, I would quietly acknowledge you're smarter than myself.

LMAO:

February 24, 2021 2:14 PM Eastern Time
Beginning around 11:15 a.m. ET, Federal Reserve Bank staff became aware of a disruption for all services. Our technical teams have determined that the cause is a Federal Reserve operational error. We will provide updates via service status as more information becomes available. We acknowledge that payment deadlines are impacted and will communicate remediation efforts to our customers when available. Thank you for your patience while we work to resolve the issue.

You underestimate your powers, Great One.

Between reading the responses to the breaking 911 tweet and the zerohedge tweet people are gettin slap happy.

someone got fed up

And foreign child lending and transfer is at an all time high!

It's almost like someone, perhaps even the ones running the FED, is telling us just HOW EASY it would be to ruin all of our days, years, lives.

HAAAAAAAAAAAR..

Excellent..

lap dance?

Oops...somebody in Fed ops or perhaps an entire team may be out of jobs after today.

So basically testing a new railway?

That's just me drinking on Wednesday afternoon.
It's normal.
Well, it's normal for me.