Mysterious Monoliths Keep Appearing All Around the World, With 200 Reported Sightings to Date And you thought we were done with monoliths.

HAIL GLORIOUS LEADER AND ETERNAL EMPEROR BILL GATES


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lol...if its on every fuckin media outlet worldwide then we can safely call total fuckin bullshit :D

The Disposable flamethrower is a highly advanced technological device for launching an excitingly-complex chemical reaction physicists like to call "nuclear fission". It can occasionally also launch fire, usually when it runs out of uranium. The disposable version of this device has the added advantage of being quite cheap and coming with free development for the film.
The disposable flamethrower was actually wielded by Bill Gates through the entirety of his career, allowing him to become the world's ultimate leader through his superweapon

When Gates was finally defeated by the alliance of the penguins, he sent a disposable flamethrower back through time to kill himself.

The flamethrower was luckily destroyed by Gates using a conveniently placed factory, and he used the remains to design a new invention, known as the "disposable flamethrower", which he then wielded through the entirety of his career. When the alliance of the penguins finally infiltrated his secret base, they discovered what would become the first disposable flamethrower vending machine: a PC running on Windows 3.1, the best Windows OS to that date (which was 2015, by the way). It barely crashed at all, and dispensed flamethrowers many times faster than any Vista PC could hope to achieve.

Mysterious? You have never heard of popular trends...please.