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Zuckerburg Rescued From Shark Attack

 
Rev Woo-Woo
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Zuckerburg Rescued From Shark Attack
Haven’t seen a news link about it but have confirmation from several reliable coconut wireless sources. Apparently happened several days ago off of Anini beach. Shark took a nip at him and he was rescued by a couple of locals. Said something about a bite out of his life jacket so he must have been out paddle boarding.

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or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

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Re: Zuckerburg Rescued From Shark Attack
His legs were broken by the Shark.
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Damn. Almost lost one of the 5 members of the Dark Family of Government.
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He is alive but in the hospital
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Cool info!
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02/24/2021 10:31 PM
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Dear God WHY?
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Re: Zuckerburg Rescued From Shark Attack
A "shark attack"
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soclose
The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

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Zuckerberg said he had doubts about the vaccine-- and all of a sudden a (mechanical) shark bites his lifejacket and breaks his legs....????

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:soclose:
 Quoting: The Rickest Rick Sanchez


Yeah.

That's too bad about Zuck.....too bad he didn't get chomped in half.
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Universe gonna getcha Zuckie, your bucking the creators system.
Beeeeeeeee safe.
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Shark had a nibble & realized it wasn't food fit to eat
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Shark had a nibble & realized it wasn't food fit to eat
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zuck eats gates burgers.
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even sharks think hes a fucked up mess.

i suddenly like sharks a whole lot more
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It was probably the devil coming to get him.
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The Lord isn't happy with that rectum muscle.
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LOL! All your comments run about the same as what people on Kauai have been saying.chuckle

He’s not well loved here.

Last Edited by Rev Woo-Woo on 02/24/2021 11:18 PM
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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Re: Zuckerburg Rescued From Shark Attack
just goes to show hes a cyborg. anyone else would have been predated but not the ZUCC, he's only composed of synthetic organs and proprietary composite material. wtf would a shark want to do with that foul abomination?
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That is terrible news.


Those locals who rescuing should be arrested and tried for treason.

Never in history has a shark attack been so heartwarming and deserving.

Even the ocean hates Zuckerberg.
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Please don't post news this depressing.

That was such a close call and that shark was almost the hero of the century.

Somebody give that shark a medal of honor.
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to the shark he probably looks like a diseased seal
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Poor shark. Missed a good meal.
No bromo dude...
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Re: Zuckerburg Rescued From Shark Attack
to the shark he probably looks like a diseased seal
 Quoting: Plato II


lmao
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That shark should be promptly executed.

He failed in his mission
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Re: Zuckerburg Rescued From Shark Attack
Shark probably though he was a tuna

Guy looks like Powder
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Man that shark got close.

Oh it just breaks the heart.

Just missed Fate by inches.

We were almost rid that treasonous sociopath.
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next time....... next time.
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to the shark he probably looks like a diseased seal
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https://imgur.com/ETO23eD
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hes got nice flippers for a human tho. even though he really is a cyborg but eyyyyyyy..... macarena
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He is alive but in the hospital
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In the hospital?

Then there’s still hope.
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