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Anonymous Coward User ID: 16802459 United States 02/24/2021 11:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen He gobs on sun block thus killing the coral reefs. That stuff probably repelled the shark too. |
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User ID: 69384984 United States 02/24/2021 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He gobs on sun block thus killing the coral reefs. That stuff probably repelled the shark too. Did he eat the sunblock? Because he looks sickly. Last Edited by H. Rorschach on 02/24/2021 11:54 PM “When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something” -John Dunsworth |
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(OP) User ID: 78176490 United States 02/25/2021 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It would have been the most epic headline of all time. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79748393 I can just see it now. Facebook founder eaten by shark Mardi gras would have broken out instantly. Celebrations all over the world. A new national holiday celebrating sharks. “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77145603 United States 02/25/2021 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haven’t seen a news link about it but have confirmation from several reliable coconut wireless sources. Apparently happened several days ago off of Anini beach. Shark took a nip at him and he was rescued by a couple of locals. Said something about a bite out of his life jacket so he must have been out paddle boarding. Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo Well darn. |
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...in awe of many things User ID: 78384483 United States 02/25/2021 01:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haven’t seen a news link about it but have confirmation from several reliable coconut wireless sources. Apparently happened several days ago off of Anini beach. Shark took a nip at him and he was rescued by a couple of locals. Said something about a bite out of his life jacket so he must have been out paddle boarding. Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo Damn. What a missed opportunity. However, maybe The Almighty is saving him for Gitmo, and we'll get to see him perp-walked and disgraced. I imagine dying of Treason could be far-worse than dying by shark attack. -- TRUST THE PLAN -- .......WWG1WGA...... ____________________________ still in awe of many things |
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(OP) User ID: 78176490 United States 02/25/2021 01:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BTW...I L.O.V.E. just about every comment in this thread. My sides! You're all a riot, Alices! Quoting: esoteric Morgan Thank you for the many chuckles. You should read the local Facebook comments! “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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Vigilantes need love too.... User ID: 72715998 United States 02/25/2021 02:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haven’t seen a news link about it but have confirmation from several reliable coconut wireless sources. Apparently happened several days ago off of Anini beach. Shark took a nip at him and he was rescued by a couple of locals. Said something about a bite out of his life jacket so he must have been out paddle boarding. Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo My money is on YOU Rev! One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets. |
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User ID: 80065027 France 02/25/2021 02:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL! All your comments run about the same as what people on Kauai have been saying. Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo He’s not well loved here. Yet they let him buy that huge piece of prime property. Why did they sell it to him? The lure of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Too late to complain now. I came. I saw. I Concorde. For once you have tasted Concorde you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. "I would say today we can integrate all religions and races EXCEPT ISLAM." Singapore's founding father Lee Kuan Y ew |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80084083 Australia 02/25/2021 02:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fucken hope this is death pulling one of his famous "final destination" endings. Fuckerberg just escapes shark... Goes to hospital... Gets a scratch from a used needle.. .they run a series of tests..involving more needles. Then covid sets in...he has trouble breathing.. The infection from the scratch grows and grows...its a hospital super staf... They put him on a ventilator for the covid.. And the infection begins to eat his arm off..the one the shark was supposed to take.. Meanwhile he battles to stay concious.. But some nurse accidentally bumps the oxygen bottle... He CANT pass out...has to suffer ever second... The infection gets to his lungs...sepsis...convulsions...then he just dissolves into goo... |
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User ID: 80065027 France 02/25/2021 03:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fucken hope this is death pulling one of his famous "final destination" endings. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80084083 Fuckerberg just escapes shark... Goes to hospital... Gets a scratch from a used needle.. .they run a series of tests..involving more needles. Then covid sets in...he has trouble breathing.. The infection from the scratch grows and grows...its a hospital super staf... They put him on a ventilator for the covid.. And the infection begins to eat his arm off..the one the shark was supposed to take.. Meanwhile he battles to stay concious.. But some nurse accidentally bumps the oxygen bottle... He CANT pass out...has to suffer ever second... The infection gets to his lungs...sepsis...convulsions...then he just dissolves into goo... Fucker-berg will receive better care than any King or Queen living on this planet. I came. I saw. I Concorde. For once you have tasted Concorde you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. "I would say today we can integrate all religions and races EXCEPT ISLAM." Singapore's founding father Lee Kuan Y ew |
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