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Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2021 10:29 AM
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Not eye said the blind man.
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02/26/2021 10:34 AM
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Oops, I crapped my pants again...and I've lost vision in one eye...my bodily functions are failing. Who the fuck are all you people?
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02/26/2021 10:36 AM
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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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It's TRUE!!! My mom told me if I do this too much I'll go blind!
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i'm smart, i've got kid knees
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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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Coastie Patriot

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02/26/2021 10:39 AM

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Teleprompters have resorted to phonetics: I m press eye dent Biden.
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hahahaha hillarious
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
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A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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when your reptile 2nd eye lid get stuck!!!!
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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02/26/2021 10:42 AM
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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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"UH"
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02/26/2021 10:42 AM
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' i was just chasing my dogs tail naked'
Grove

And this is why we can't have nice things.
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02/26/2021 10:43 AM
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It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

Then, it's hilarious!
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02/26/2021 10:43 AM
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"I have got a brain , its right in there"
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"I had a brain once, I think it used to be in there."
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02/26/2021 10:46 AM
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When I press here I can blow it out my ear.
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02/26/2021 10:48 AM
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"If you can tell me what color this eye is, I'll answer your question."
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02/26/2021 10:48 AM
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"Now you see me, now you don't"
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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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"Nope No brian in there"
"Never underestimate the pain of a person. In all honesty, everyone is struggling. Just some people are better at hiding it than others."

Everyone has to work out their own salvation.

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02/26/2021 10:51 AM
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"This? Some idiot left a bottle of crazy glue where I normally put my bottle of eye drops. I'll probably go to the doctor after the press conference is over."
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02/26/2021 10:56 AM
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Edgar from Men In Black returns!



Last Edited by rccola on 02/26/2021 10:58 AM
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02/26/2021 11:01 AM
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"You federal workers who are posting captions on some silly social media site when you're supposed to be working--don't think we aren't keeping an eye on you."
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02/26/2021 11:07 AM
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"First thing I did after the inauguration was to have the Defense Department put in a bionic eye. See the reporter in the red dress? I can see her without the red dress."
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02/26/2021 11:08 AM
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So there I was, driving down the street in a convertible with the top down. But I didn't have my sunglasses on, and the sun was hurting my eyes.

I didn't want to put the top up, but I couldn't find my sunglasses in the glove compartment or the side pocket in the door, so I turned around from driving east to driving west.

Later in the afternoon, the sun was hurting my eyes again, so I turned around from driving west to driving east.

And wouldn't you know it--after driving eight solid hours, I ended up right where I had started from that morning! So I checked back into the same motel, and decided to get a good night's sleep before continuing on my trip.
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PERFECTION!
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"This? Some idiot left a bottle of crazy glue where I normally put my bottle of eye drops. I'll probably go to the doctor after the press conference is over."
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"Gorilla Glue", it's the latest challenge.
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"You know, the way I approach caption-writing contests is to see how many different ways I can interpret the picture being captioned. I don't know why that thought came into my head just now, but it just did."
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02/26/2021 11:14 AM
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Tittle - the dot over an i
Imbecile - a dot over his eye




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02/26/2021 11:15 AM
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Can I sniff through my eye
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rofl5
clappa
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02/26/2021 11:16 AM
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"Sure, I can read that eye chart. I...C...O...N...C...E...D..., I not sure if the next letter is an "F" or an "E"..."
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02/26/2021 11:17 AM
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Can I sniff through my eye
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rofl5
clappa
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lol
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02/26/2021 11:18 AM
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Teleprompter - Joe: wink into camera

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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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“How did my nostril get up there?”
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laugh

And we have a winner!!!!
No bromo dude...
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"Sometimes, when I walk into the Oval Office, I think, 'This looks just like a movie set!' I have to blink my eyes to believe I'm really here."





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