I melted some cheese on a slice of ham on bread

That's called a ham and cheese sandwich. Congratulations on having the food prep skills of an 8 year old.

allright bitch

give it a decade in the wrong direction, the next generation might not even recognise any of those food items.
they say the past is a foreign country. be thankful at all times. in 25 years, folks might be thankful to have a bit of squirrel for their birthday. maybe some groundhog for weddings and other special occasions.

thats if things go in a bad direction, if they go in a prosperous and auspicious way, yeah, we will look like peasants... while they surf around on hoverboards and eat telomere-lengthening food that gives you an orgasm and cures cancer.

Pro tips for next time.