My wife took her car in for a service. She said the mechanic told her the car needs a new Johnson Rod

It happens just break her in properly lubes now.

He probably said "You need a new Johnson Rod" meaning the wife, not the car.

That's what she gets for not keeping the blinker fluid topped off.

Sounds expensive

That's what you get for sending your wife to the mechanic with the car.

tell her you will personally go check the johnson rod, the blinker fluid, and the razzamatazz sprinkler if she makes you a sammich! everybody wins! win-win!

I love my man so much. He is the greatest. He can do ALMOST anything.

BUT

I tell him often ...

"What a shame we still need a mechanic. If it weren't for needing a mechanic, we'd be completely self-sufficient."

Still no dice.

He says it sucks working in an engine with all the bolts and cramped spaces.

She's confused. The mechanics name is Johnson. He said she needed Johnson's rod.

You just need some crank paste...good as new

Maybe it needs transmission grit.

Or just put some 10W30 in the power steering when it gets low.,

If you replace the Johnson rod, you may as well renew the muffler bearings while you are in there.

Pro tip, they usually go out together.

Here ya go op.

there not saying daddy, there saying the name of that irish guy from down the pub!!!

Ill give her the rod

Tell her to

:rideitsissy:

Stabilizer Connecting Rods


[link to johnsonrods.com]

Your DPF (Dual Penetration Filter) need servicing.

Ask for the blowout special.

The Rod of Johnson...

THATS GHAAAAY TALK THAT UR MECANNIXXX IS A PHAGGGGGOT

hmm.

Johnson Rod was a pretty funny comedy routine from Raymond J Johnson Jr in the 70's. They have to order one from Detroit - two weeks.

You should always replace the muffler belt with the bearings.

Blaming A car problem on the "johnson rod" is a deccades-old joke.