Guys my neighbor is a hot crazy cat lady that wants the D

quit being a pussy and go to Dicker Downs my friend!
(pun intended)

Only one time. After you break out you will be done.

I've been over her place before. Things got a hot and heavy but she was sauced up on that cat milk. Like tonight. Next day she called me like 12 times in a row and I ignored her. We were cordial when we bumped into each other outside tho. Lately she's been texting me and now calling again.

Pics or
GTFOH

She's maybe 5ft tall, blonde, 100lbs. Vegetarian I think.

She kept telling her cats "No were not ordering another pizza tonight!"

Post Pics or Else Ur just Another DRAMA QUEEN !!

She only sends me pics of her cats. Maybe I'll snap a pic when she's on her daily walk.

Cordial... Big word for a 12 year old!

Nice fantasy larp, boyo... Bad for the average troll, but almost decent for a prepubescent!

Never ends well.

You just want laid. Go find a forever girl and avoid the scratch.

Thanks I googled synonyms for friendly

True. It's been over a year since my last relationship.

Absolute BS
pretty much covers it

That's my thoughts as well. I gotta live next door to her after the eventual fall out.

Pictures of her.....Or

don't do it! Police will knock your door asking if you know the crazy cat lady just passed away last night due to meth overdosed.

That's the phone call. Like I said, only got pics of her cats

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Leave her alone! Don’t give her the D! She won’t marry you if she can get the D for free! Guys need to start holding out. Trust me, I’m 52 now, but I fooled around like crazy til I was 30, didn’t get married til 35. Then had a little girl at 38. That’s when I learned that THATS where true happiness is found. Having a Family. I just wish I had wised up 10yrs sooner to have more kids.
Skip the Cat Lady! Save it for a Worth While Woman. Sleeping around wears your soup thin,,,, Trust Me!

Thats the last fucking thing I need.

Keep your fuck and chucks at a good distance from where you live. At least 25 miles.

Just go and fuck that pussy... pussy

This is the kind of sense I need knocked into me.

Shes like "You can go home whenever, you live right there. Just lay with me. Please. Now you're making me angry" and then she hung up at the end of it all.

Anyone that obsessive you should stay clear of. She knows where you live and you’re begging for a whole lotta trouble. She will never let up until there is a major explosion, not the good kind, between you. She’s way, way too close to think you can tap that now and again, and think she won’t be monitoring your every move.

I love those crazy birtches. Good lays. You'll get full control.

Be a man. Hit it and quit it.

Been there. She's 10 years my senior. Just a lonely cat lady. Although I thought she said she has a boyfriend. Could be referring to one of her cats?

bestiality is not cool.

Add that crazy cat lady bitch eye and you're screwed and not in a good way!