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Rooster kills man during illegal cockfight

 
Anonymous Coward
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Cucked by a cock! Cuck-a-dude-hole-due.
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Public service announcement: Keep knives too dull for cock fights.
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The Feds raided a cock-fighting event around here about a decade ago. The spectators got off fairly easy, but they charged about 30 owners with cruelty to animals, and arrested them. Then the Feds proceeded to immediately kill all the roosters at the event.
 Quoting: MarPep


Sad for the roosters but it's not like they could place aggressive roosters trained to kill with anybody wanting to feel good about adopting one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68824373


Roosters, bulls, lions, stallions, stags, dogs---all are born and instinctually fight and attempt to kill their rivals. Rooster vs rooster is pretty mild, compared to the others, and the loser helps make Sunday dinner. Some humans have developed ways to project these impulses toward other goals.
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Darwin award
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Never trust a chicken with a knife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38899454


And for your own sake... never trust a knneeggrroowwe period!
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Good, I wished this happened more often.
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Cock kills a dick by slashing his groin... awesome.
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The rooster, with a knife tied to its leg, fluttered in panic and slashed its owner, 45-year-old Thangulla Satish, in his groin last week, police inspector B Jeevan said on Sunday.

“Satish was hit by the rooster’s knife in his groin and started bleeding heavily,” Inspector Jeevan said, adding the man died on the way to hospital.

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I really can't give a damn.
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Karma works wonders in this universe sometimes.
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Wise man is the rooster of the universe: He awakens the unawake! ...


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02/28/2021 10:32 PM
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Best GLP Thread today
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Cock 1

Dick 0
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02/28/2021 10:36 PM
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If you strap a grenade on a duck and he blows a couple up at a city park, is that really what the true story is?

A nuke to the head of a narwhal?

A sword to the horn of a cow?

A pouch of nerve agent to the back of a hamster in a subway?

COME ON, MAN...
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Bless my fuck



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Slayed by his own cock. Poor bastard.
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"A cock-killed-dude-will-do" the rooster crowed.
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clappa
No bromo dude...
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Congratulations to the rooster.
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India.
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Cock enjoys alpha status at poultry farm:

'Inspector Jeevan said the rooster was brought to the police station before being taken to a local poultry farm.

“We may need to produce it before the court,” he said.'
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Those blades are not to be fucked with.
They put little boxing looking gloves on the birds while the train them to fuck shit up.
Bad news.
You know..you never know..you know?
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If it was a cock fight what was a rooster doing there?
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Called cockfight for a reason.
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The Feds raided a cock-fighting event around here about a decade ago. The spectators got off fairly easy, but they charged about 30 owners with cruelty to animals, and arrested them. Then the Feds proceeded to immediately kill all the roosters at the event.
 Quoting: MarPep


What a waste.

They ahoulda let the roosters fight it out and placed bets on the final winner..

Oh...

Wait..
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Cockfighting is one of the most cruelest things I`ve ever seen in my life along with dog fighting don`t want to see anyone or animal hurt while participating in such activities, but there is a lesson here for all who does .
Tcan61
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Great job for the rooster killing meth heads.
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The rooster heard nuggets and decided to get some.
LooneyBin

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02/28/2021 11:04 PM
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Was the cock then spared the cockfight and rehoused in an animal sanctuary, given a trophy prize, or made into chicken soup?

Why is no one asking the REAL questions here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69903383


Nope. They took the poor thing to a pultry farm.
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Was the cock then spared the cockfight and rehoused in an animal sanctuary, given a trophy prize, or made into chicken soup?

Why is no one asking the REAL questions here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69903383


Nope. They took the poor thing to a pultry farm.
 Quoting: LooneyBin


I visited a pultry farm once. Too weak to go back.





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