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My retirement plan is prison - I've thought this out completely | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 47815519  United States03/01/2021 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 47815519 United States03/01/2021 12:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Norway has really cool prisons, check it out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80098799 Rob a bank in Norway with a gun you carved out of soap, get caught, and pop, you're cross country skiing and having barbecues on your back porch. That's good to know. Maybe about 5 years before retirement i should shop around for countries with excellent prisons. Move there and maybe get tours of different regional facilities. Good tip. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80099332 United States03/01/2021 12:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is definitely a better plan than being forced to work until we are 85 years old until we drop dead on the job. All while constantly worrying whether the overtime will continue so that we can make the mortgage payments each month to avoid going homeless. F*ck all of that! In prison you get a guaranteed roof over your head, 3 meals a day, free healthcare, no more slavery, slaving for the man while constantly worrying about paying bills! The OP has just discovered the new American Dream!! I plan to do the exact same thing for retirement! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80099332 United States03/01/2021 12:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah, by that time your asshole will be already loosen and you won't fell anything...but probably if old enough you will spare that too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77770589 In case you arent aware of our actual reality, our assholes get reamed every single day anyways. In an even worst manner than the type of reaming that would occur in prison. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80098799 United States03/01/2021 12:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is definitely a better plan than being forced to work until we are 85 years old until we drop dead on the job. All while constantly worrying whether the overtime will continue so that we can make the mortgage payments each month to avoid going homeless. F*ck all of that! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80099332 In prison you get a guaranteed roof over your head, 3 meals a day, free healthcare, no more slavery, slaving for the man while constantly worrying about paying bills! The OP has just discovered the new American Dream!! I plan to do the exact same thing for retirement! I think we got something going here.  God Bless America! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80099629  Brazil03/01/2021 12:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once i get too old for meaningful work and the 401k joke of a retirement runs out I will commit non violent crimes of a nature nobody would want to shank me for. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47815519 Being an old man with a relatively petty crime the general population would leave me alone or if not fuck it.. I'll die. Gonna die anyway. Id rather die with a roof over my head and 3 meals a day then homeless old begger. Laws change etc So I'm not sure which crime I'll commit then but likely theft of sum sort. Americas not all bad, you just need to game the system. Probably free health care too. Maybe I'll go transgender just for the bucket list and get tax payers to fund my gender reassignment surgery at age 65 and go live in the women's prison. I'm kind of excited for the future. Rather be dead than locked up with bunch or criminals and homoss. |
Tobie
 User ID: 78028845 United States03/01/2021 12:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my retirement is going very well, all things considered (my cell mate got early parole) I have endless privacy and quiet, way out in the woods - no one bothers me but sometimes, I think about retirement on a cruise ship - some rich old people do that, instead of a nursing home a ritzy one, with fun port stops & endless shrimp |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80099332 United States03/01/2021 01:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is definitely a better plan than being forced to work until we are 85 years old until we drop dead on the job. All while constantly worrying whether the overtime will continue so that we can make the mortgage payments each month to avoid going homeless. F*ck all of that! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80099332 In prison you get a guaranteed roof over your head, 3 meals a day, free healthcare, no more slavery, slaving for the man while constantly worrying about paying bills! The OP has just discovered the new American Dream!! I plan to do the exact same thing for retirement! I think we got something going here. God Bless America! THE AMERICAN DREAM IS BACK IN PLAY, HELL YA!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 64711541 United States03/01/2021 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once i get too old for meaningful work and the 401k joke of a retirement runs out I will commit non violent crimes of a nature nobody would want to shank me for. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47815519 Being an old man with a relatively petty crime the general population would leave me alone or if not fuck it.. I'll die. Gonna die anyway. Id rather die with a roof over my head and 3 meals a day then homeless old begger. Laws change etc So I'm not sure which crime I'll commit then but likely theft of sum sort. Americas not all bad, you just need to game the system. Probably free health care too. Maybe I'll go transgender just for the bucket list and get tax payers to fund my gender reassignment surgery at age 65 and go live in the women's prison. I'm kind of excited for the future. Might I suggest you go to the French Riviera and commit your crime spree because the prison there is like a resort where they serve you meals in your cell. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79475992 United States03/01/2021 01:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once i get too old for meaningful work and the 401k joke of a retirement runs out I will commit non violent crimes of a nature nobody would want to shank me for. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47815519 Being an old man with a relatively petty crime the general population would leave me alone or if not fuck it.. I'll die. Gonna die anyway. Id rather die with a roof over my head and 3 meals a day then homeless old begger. Laws change etc So I'm not sure which crime I'll commit then but likely theft of sum sort. Americas not all bad, you just need to game the system. Probably free health care too. Maybe I'll go transgender just for the bucket list and get tax payers to fund my gender reassignment surgery at age 65 and go live in the women's prison. I'm kind of excited for the future. Rather be dead than locked up with bunch or criminals and homoss. Go outside your house and look around. You already are surrounded by criminals and homos.   |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80099332 United States03/01/2021 01:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prison homos won't go for some tired old man. They're looking for the cute 19 year old who got busted for car theft or drug dealing. Old man's asshole is safe.  An old man's asshole is definitely safer in prison than on the outside. On the outside, you have the tax man and everyone else reaming your asshole constantly whether young or old. Prison is actually safest for our assholes. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80099332 United States03/01/2021 01:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prison = the socialist utopia , free room and board , free meals and free healthcare. Quoting: zzbudzz An all-expense paid lifelong vacation! And you have servants tending to your needs 24/7 like royalty! They even deliver your food right to your door 3 times a day for free. The more I think about this option, the more amazing it sounds! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 39516942 United States03/01/2021 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once i get too old for meaningful work and the 401k joke of a retirement runs out I will commit non violent crimes of a nature nobody would want to shank me for. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47815519 Being an old man with a relatively petty crime the general population would leave me alone or if not fuck it.. I'll die. Gonna die anyway. Id rather die with a roof over my head and 3 meals a day then homeless old begger. Laws change etc So I'm not sure which crime I'll commit then but likely theft of sum sort. Americas not all bad, you just need to game the system. Probably free health care too. Maybe I'll go transgender just for the bucket list and get tax payers to fund my gender reassignment surgery at age 65 and go live in the women's prison. I'm kind of excited for the future. make sure you are not a registered democrat..they would probably give you a medal instead of incarceration |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 47848706 United States03/01/2021 01:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prison = the socialist utopia , free room and board , free meals and free healthcare. Quoting: zzbudzz An all-expense paid lifelong vacation! And you have servants tending to your needs 24/7 like royalty! They even deliver your food right to your door 3 times a day for free. The more I think about this option, the more amazing it sounds! Jack pot! We slave 40hrs and can only dream about that level life security. For free! |
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