God is an ugly shy uncharismatic peace loving poor humble white straight male who tells it like it is and has a big heart

Straight is a slur but I'm going to use their words and phrases for arguments sake.

This is not far right wing mumbo jumbo idealogy.

All I'm doing is profiling them based on the things they say and flipping it to create a modern day picture of God; I'm doing what they do but in reverse.

Call him God or the One or the Nobody or whatever name you're using these days for him - I'll use the word God but what's important is that you understand they give the impression they are the complete opposite of God and this is the basis of the profile...

1) They state God doesn't exist
2) They hate white straight males
3) They're proud
4) They're filthy stinking rich
5) They're deceitful
6) They're warmongers who glorify war
7) They have no heart
8) They're charismatic
9) They like to speak in front of large crowds
10) They're famous
11) They're beautiful
12) They have lots of friends
13) They hate conspiracy theorists
14) They hate creation (yet still profit from it)
15) There's lots of them
16) They trash everything God loves
17) They give the impression they're happy
18) They're always showing off in front of the camera

Therefore, God exists and he's an ugly, camera shy, uncharismatic, peace loving, poor, humble, white straight male, who tells it like it is, has a big heart, is a sad loner, a creationist with no power to create, a conspiracy theorist, and a nobody with no friends...

God would be what they call an INCEL.

They trash blonde girls so I'm going to say God has a soft spot for blonde girls.