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How many ascended masters are there on GLP?

 
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How much does it pay?
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There is only the One, aka Gayvid Edgar RaCock!

All others are merely pretenders.

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I am a descended master.

I wish I could remember what I once knew.

Am I going back up or going down further?

Probably the latter.

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So, ascended masters are smug assholes who prefer to keep their knowledge secret to gain an advantage on us plebs?

You know why humans are so successful? It's because we share information. Making everyone re-invent the wheel is counterproductive and immoral.
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It's like this. You work at a lumber mill earning $10/hour (say it's 1990 and thats a decent wage for the time.) You're a day foreman and the highest in command for the "shop" minus the "suits." Suddenly mill owner dies of cancer unexpectedly it just takes him in the night. His son, a 23 year old punk now owns the lumberyard and he sits in the office of the man you once respected with feet on the nice furniture.
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No, it's like this: "Whine, whine, bitch, moan, complain and SOMEONE save me from the life I have created! Come here! Find me! Figure out all my problems and fix me! And wipe my arse and chew my food for me! And then I'll tell you exactly how all your help is not good enough, how you owe me MORE HELP, BETTER HELP, just try harder. Because your created well for yourself and have found wisdom in your connection to the Divine and because I've made a latrine of my body and mind and am miserable... YOU OWE ME! And if you ever lose interest and walk away from me, I'll cry and moan and call you my perpetrator!

Uh, no, wait, not perpetrator but "smug asshole who prefers to keep his knowledge secret".

Despite the fact that ALL the great truth are out there.. published in books and website articles. Despite that. Because no ascended master wishes to appear in your thread to gratify your ego... this is your response?

Irony.

It's obviously not something you understand or else you wouldn't use it to appear such a self-defeating as.
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So, you just confirmed that teaching and sharing knowledge is not in the "masters" interest. They need to keep their advantage over everybody else to maintain their "superiority". Shameless. Selfish. Immoral.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73127551


Sharing knowledge is no one's obligation. All are equally capable of discovering.

Hint hint- is the discovering that is the good part!! If someone just gave it to you, there's be no benefit for you. It will make you worse off. The benefit happens in the discovering.

None need an advantage.


teaching how to ascend is probably EVEN HARDER than ascending.
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ass-ended mastards?chuckle
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14asshole
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That’s all of us, except for the fake humanoids, robot and mechanized ones, goats, and people of the lie
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14asshole
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bonghit1rof1


CSB-cool
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Have you mastered assholeness?
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14asshole
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bonghit1rof1


CSB-cool
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Have you mastered assholeness?
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bert-facepalm

As a Doctor of Oral Medicine, I have worked on the opposite end of every Asshole's septic system, known as the oral cavity.

I am getting very tired of the stench Pumpkin's! ...xo

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Re: How many ascended masters are there on GLP?
Surely there are a few?

Please guide us! Start a thread!
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When the student is ready, the teacher appears
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That makes it seem like the teacher has been mostly absent when in fact the teacher has always been around the student, but the good teachings go in one ear of the student and out the other because of the student's disbelieve, stubbornness, or inability to perceive and cognize through free will.
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It's like this. You work at a lumber mill earning $10/hour (say it's 1990 and thats a decent wage for the time.) You're a day foreman and the highest in command for the "shop" minus the "suits." Suddenly mill owner dies of cancer unexpectedly it just takes him in the night. His son, a 23 year old punk now owns the lumberyard and he sits in the office of the man you once respected with feet on the nice furniture.
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No, it's like this: "Whine, whine, bitch, moan, complain and SOMEONE save me from the life I have created! Come here! Find me! Figure out all my problems and fix me! And wipe my arse and chew my food for me! And then I'll tell you exactly how all your help is not good enough, how you owe me MORE HELP, BETTER HELP, just try harder. Because your created well for yourself and have found wisdom in your connection to the Divine and because I've made a latrine of my body and mind and am miserable... YOU OWE ME! And if you ever lose interest and walk away from me, I'll cry and moan and call you my perpetrator!

Uh, no, wait, not perpetrator but "smug asshole who prefers to keep his knowledge secret".

Despite the fact that ALL the great truth are out there.. published in books and website articles. Despite that. Because no ascended master wishes to appear in your thread to gratify your ego... this is your response?

Irony.

It's obviously not something you understand or else you wouldn't use it to appear such a self-defeating as.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80111441


So, you just confirmed that teaching and sharing knowledge is not in the "masters" interest. They need to keep their advantage over everybody else to maintain their "superiority". Shameless. Selfish. Immoral.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73127551


Sharing knowledge is no one's obligation. All are equally capable of discovering.

Hint hint- is the discovering that is the good part!! If someone just gave it to you, there's be no benefit for you. It will make you worse off. The benefit happens in the discovering.

None need an advantage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79515962


teaching how to ascend is probably EVEN HARDER than ascending.


...


It's like this. You work at a lumber mill earning $10/hour (say it's 1990 and thats a decent wage for the time.) You're a day foreman and the highest in command for the "shop" minus the "suits." Suddenly mill owner dies of cancer unexpectedly it just takes him in the night. His son, a 23 year old punk now owns the lumberyard and he sits in the office of the man you once respected with feet on the nice furniture.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80111671


No, it's like this: "Whine, whine, bitch, moan, complain and SOMEONE save me from the life I have created! Come here! Find me! Figure out all my problems and fix me! And wipe my arse and chew my food for me! And then I'll tell you exactly how all your help is not good enough, how you owe me MORE HELP, BETTER HELP, just try harder. Because your created well for yourself and have found wisdom in your connection to the Divine and because I've made a latrine of my body and mind and am miserable... YOU OWE ME! And if you ever lose interest and walk away from me, I'll cry and moan and call you my perpetrator!

Uh, no, wait, not perpetrator but "smug asshole who prefers to keep his knowledge secret".

Despite the fact that ALL the great truth are out there.. published in books and website articles. Despite that. Because no ascended master wishes to appear in your thread to gratify your ego... this is your response?

Irony.

It's obviously not something you understand or else you wouldn't use it to appear such a self-defeating as.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80111441


So, you just confirmed that teaching and sharing knowledge is not in the "masters" interest. They need to keep their advantage over everybody else to maintain their "superiority". Shameless. Selfish. Immoral.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73127551


Sharing knowledge is no one's obligation. All are equally capable of discovering.

Hint hint- is the discovering that is the good part!! If someone just gave it to you, there's be no benefit for you. It will make you worse off. The benefit happens in the discovering.

None need an advantage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79515962


teaching how to ascend is probably EVEN HARDER than ascending.


So, the idea of scientific publishing is all wrong? Every scientist should work through the same problems over and over again, instead of building on the discoveries of others?
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14asshole
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bonghit1rof1


CSB-cool
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Have you mastered assholeness?
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bert-facepalm

As a Doctor of Oral Medicine, I have worked on the opposite end of every Asshole's septic system, known as the oral cavity.

I am getting very tired of the stench Pumpkin's! ...xo

bert-TIAll
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eyeroll2
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From my throne on high I can look down and know that I'm the only one @ GLP.
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It's like this. You work at a lumber mill earning $10/hour (say it's 1990 and thats a decent wage for the time.) You're a day foreman and the highest in command for the "shop" minus the "suits." Suddenly mill owner dies of cancer unexpectedly it just takes him in the night. His son, a 23 year old punk now owns the lumberyard and he sits in the office of the man you once respected with feet on the nice furniture.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80111671


No, it's like this: "Whine, whine, bitch, moan, complain and SOMEONE save me from the life I have created! Come here! Find me! Figure out all my problems and fix me! And wipe my arse and chew my food for me! And then I'll tell you exactly how all your help is not good enough, how you owe me MORE HELP, BETTER HELP, just try harder. Because your created well for yourself and have found wisdom in your connection to the Divine and because I've made a latrine of my body and mind and am miserable... YOU OWE ME! And if you ever lose interest and walk away from me, I'll cry and moan and call you my perpetrator!

Uh, no, wait, not perpetrator but "smug asshole who prefers to keep his knowledge secret".

Despite the fact that ALL the great truth are out there.. published in books and website articles. Despite that. Because no ascended master wishes to appear in your thread to gratify your ego... this is your response?

Irony.

It's obviously not something you understand or else you wouldn't use it to appear such a self-defeating as.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80111441


So, you just confirmed that teaching and sharing knowledge is not in the "masters" interest. They need to keep their advantage over everybody else to maintain their "superiority". Shameless. Selfish. Immoral.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73127551


Sharing knowledge is no one's obligation. All are equally capable of discovering.

Hint hint- is the discovering that is the good part!! If someone just gave it to you, there's be no benefit for you. It will make you worse off. The benefit happens in the discovering.

None need an advantage.

teaching how to ascend is probably EVEN HARDER than ascending.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79515962


Agree, we each have a unique personal spiritual path that could only be uncovered by ourselves. That said, those with higher spiritual knowledge have an obligation to use that knowledge for the benefit of others. This is one of many divine mentoring systems put in place to assist in uplifting humanity to higher consciousness.
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Does holy Trinity counts
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GOD IS LOVE

THAT IS

THE TRUTH

AND

THE TRUTH

IS

JESUS CHRIST

ABSOLUTE AND PERFECT

EVERY DAY

FOREVER

AMEN


THERE ARE NO ASCENDED MASTERS IN HEAVEN

THAT IS WHAT THE WORLD AKA SATAN'S KINGDOM PROMISED

IT'S A LIE

FROM THE MASTER OF THE LIE

SATAN


IF

YOU WANT TO TRANSLATE TO HEAVEN

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK
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My dick ascended this morning.
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GOD IS LOVE

THAT IS

THE TRUTH

AND

THE TRUTH

IS

JESUS CHRIST

ABSOLUTE AND PERFECT

EVERY DAY

FOREVER

AMEN


THERE ARE NO ASCENDED MASTERS IN HEAVEN

THAT IS WHAT THE WORLD AKA SATAN'S KINGDOM PROMISED

IT'S A LIE

FROM THE MASTER OF THE LIE

SATAN


IF

YOU WANT TO TRANSLATE TO HEAVEN

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK
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Thread: YOU CAN LIVE FOREVER !!!

THIS IS HOW ONE CAN TRANSLATE
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