Does God Pass Stool?

I have a regular routine that I follow every morning. I get up, pee, brush my teeth, check on the fire (in the cold season) and then I sweep and mop the floor after/while drinking a hot cup of chamomile tea. The chamomile flowers (they are a very common weed) were collected from our property last Summer by a WOOFer, Sylvia, who had lovingly picked just the sunny daisy heads of the chamomile plant. I sprinkle a few of them on top of freshly boiled well water and they dance and smile as the hot water causes most of the petals to gradually open, while some of them suddenly pop open and become like little paddles making the flower spin. Watching this play out in my stainless steel saucepan in the morning is actually a highlight of my day.

When the tea is ready, I envision myself being grateful to the spirit, Chamomile, a peaceful, benevolent being, and I drink a few sips, feeling the heat flow down my esophagus into my stomach. I envision myself channeling into the feeling/thought stream that is that “heavy” feeling. If that feeling doesn’t immediately manifest in my physical body, I go ahead and start on cleaning the floor. The feeling usually comes before I’ve completed the task.

The other morning as I was having a particularly intense experience, I happened to wonder if God passes stool. As a disciple of Srila Prabhupada, I already know the answer to that as it is described in the Srimad Bhagavatam Canto 5, an ancient Sanskrit text that describes God in detail. Additionally, my spiritual master explains that since we, the minute jiva souls are part and parcel of God, all we have to do is examine ourselves if we want to understand God. Jivas who are embodied in higher animal bodies have digestive systems, and I can vouch from having lived close to many animals, that they all have a similar feeling in their bodies prior to evacuating and they also feel similar satisfaction upon completion. I’ve discovered that by being mentally quiet and sensitive, I can usually detect animals’ expressions.

God is everywhere, but because we are so busy pursuing our desires, we don’t notice Him. For instance He shines through to us in smiles (unless we’re masked), He is time, He is sunshine and He is there in that satisfying feeling we get when we scratch an itch. God’s internal Energy, The Divine Feminine is also there in the all-important Mother energy (imagine a world without Mothers’ love!) and in intuition and serendipity (and more).

Currently, due to the on-going crisis atmosphere, people in general, and empathetic people in particular are likely experiencing challenges with their digestion. That is because what is happening is metaphorically hard to digest. Anyone who takes the time to research why people are being urged, for instance, to accept a “vaccine” to hypothetically avoid a condition that is very unlikely to kill them is likely to uncover some very, very hard to digest potential explanations. Anyone who doesn’t make an effort to research why “experts” are shamelessly pushing a “vaccine” that couldn’t possibly have had the long-term (and by long-term I mean more than three months) effects analyzed is also likely to have his/her physical body affected due to the fact that he/she is metaphorically “eating” a story that is indigestible.

If understanding what is happening is as indigestible as ignoring what is happening, how can someone be OK with what seems to be a plot to genocide a large portion of the population? My realization is that we have to understand God’s Back Side. God is in control of everything, even the monsters. Every morning I recite a prayer from the Srimad Bhagavatam, Canto, TEXT 5:

“O my Lord, because You are endowed with causeless mercy, all opulences, all prowess and all glories, strength and transcendental qualities, You are the Supreme Personality of Godhead, the master of everyone.”

Over the years of reciting this prayer, I’ve had the realization that God really is in control of everything, even the monsters who deny Him and think they’re in control. The monsters who are implementing this crisis are actually carrying out His plan, coming from His backside. God’s desire is for the only thing that we are able to give Him that He doesn’t already have: He just wants our love.

I got breast cancer because my baby grew up and gradually decided to nix me from her life due to the fact that I left her at a daycare when she was only 3 and she was tortured. She now will not even acknowledge my existence. It is painful to even type about it, but I’ve tried everything I can think of to right what is between us to no avail. My tumor is now healing because I’ve been able to make peace with the fact that her narrative is the perfect narrative for her. It is a narrative that will bring her to a point in which she will turn to God. She is likely to be born as an orphan in a future life because she rejected her mother, but that is her path and I’ve learned that, because I can’t control her, I have to let her go. I’ve had some insight that we were likely enemies in a previous life and that I probably did something truly horrible to her. I’m glad that I don’t have the details.

Similarly, many people are looking like they will be experiencing severe health set-backs due to either taking the vaccine, or due to the shock of seeing so many sick and dying people around them. I realize that writing this will be very disturbing to many who are waiting out the crisis and hoping that things will return to normal. Wishful thinking is highly unrealistic given the ridiculous stories we are being fed about the crisis. Anyone analyzing the undisputed facts, or even just accepting the information given by the mainstream media, but doing independent analysis would have to conclude that it is very risky to inject a toxic cocktail into your body knowing that it is designed to rewrite your RNA. A little research will show that previous mRNA vaccines for corona viruses, tested on cats, resulted in all the cats dying when exposed to a wild corona virus. We all “know” that the common cold changes and there is evidence that when the changed cold affects a mRNA vaccinated person, the person’s body will respond with a cytokine storm and likely death.

Yes, God does pass stool. Metaphorically this crisis is His way of ridding the Earth of the burden of so many Godless people. The good news is that no one actually dies:

Bhagavad-Gita, Chapter 2, TEXT 13:

“As the embodied soul continually passes, in this body, from boyhood to youth to old age, the soul similarly passes into another body at death. The self-realized soul is not bewildered by such a change.”