Can you top my covid limerick? OFFICIAL GLP CONTEST!

Be warmed and filled, be understood
Be loved by someone, if you’re good

Be all the things we say you should
We love you all.
Be free; that ideal in your mind
Be strong; yeah, like the pop song rhymes
Be whatever you identify
‘Cept natural. 

Be patriotic, pay your dues
Our corporations bring you news
And everything else you use
To live and breathe
Give your sons to fight our wars
Your daughters to be disney whores
These honors we will laud you for
Oh, brave and free.

The anons of glp are retarded
Their brians too well guarded
Their minds have not enough quick
To comprehend the form of a limerick
They lost before they even started

That's great. But I thought it was supposed to be a limerick.

LOL

A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines should only have five to seven syllables; they too must rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.


Last Edited by Animus Sunshine on 03/07/2021 12:08 AM

There once was a man from Verona.
Who suddenly got the Corona.
But he put up a fight.
Had to fight for his life.
He's now getting the shot from Moderna.

Last Edited by Syncorswim on 03/07/2021 02:35 PM

Does this qualify? I didn't know about the syllables. I just knew it had 5 lines.

Seems like many here don't know how to craft an actual limerick. Public school these days.

Fight, life...I don't think you know what rhyme means.

Yes. That qualifies as an actual limerick.

Or they don't care.

That's actually close enough, and it flows well.

It's a decent limerick. Though, the last line would flow better as "he's now getting the shot from Moderna".

But, come on man! The guy did a good job here. When you say the lines in rhythm, the third and fourth lines go together like green eggs and ham.

There was a young man in a coma
The PCR said it's the Rona
So this is the proof
That it wasn't the roof
He fell 50 feet from in Verona

It has been a long year
Where many shed a tear
But I refuse to subject
And loudly object
To life dictated by CDC fear




Last Edited by ~Sloane~ on 03/07/2021 12:28 PM

Well, they should care. The limerick is easy to craft on the surface but can be truly witty and (should be) obscene in just five lines. It's a great form of artful poetry that is not pretentious.

The greatest form of slavery is you
You abide, cry and persist it’s not you
You work for pennies and cent on the dollar
While your boss screams and proclaims more dollars
You hate life but don’t bother
If it were you in his seat, more money more dollars
Then again it’s not you, your just a fly on a shoe
Then again why complain, the democrats do it again to you
I worked my whole life and here’s the matter
The work no days and I’m the later
So in This rime I must say
Long live Liberty and Justice this day
Forget all your matters and for right for each other
Because in the end we are just brothers!

The greatest form of slavery is the illusion of Freedom!

There was a fake organization called the WHO
Who scared the whole world with a fake flu
They told everyone to wear a mask
That this is would be a somple task
Now that they've killed world economies, we know it all was never true.

Lymerick
There once were some men filled with evil
Who sold all their souls to the devil
They imagined a virus
That threatened to kill us
Just to profit by selling the blue pill

The world fell in fear from the broadcast
To lockdown and wear a full face mask
They created a jab
Made up in a lab
To reach the next goal on their kill list

The people believed in the falsehood
Lost their wealth health and also their livelihood
They embraced all the lies
Let their rights fall aside
Leaving people in power to no good

There were always some patriots resisting
On the rule of law were insisting
They uncovered the fraud
Convicted the mob....

..... and restored the republic for the people and their progeny, to live free with life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, taught to our children as our most honored paradigm, the defense of which is a matter of life/death and freedom/slavery, never to be misunderstood, misrepresented, or threatened.

The people must restore the republic. There are at least 75 million of us they were willing to recognize - that means we are overwhelmingly many more than that - and everybody knows it. It is us we are waiting for.

I walked into Wally World maskless
"Where's your face covering?" They asked this.
I walked out then back in
Then replied with a grin
Go f*ck yourself you stupid f*cking masktard mother f*cker

Mmmm hmmmmm!!!!

Yoooo. You guys are fantastic. I have some great dirty limericks, none that are Covid based. But this is truly remarkable!

There once was a man from Nantucket...

My leftist friend told me about a virus.
In a letter he wrote on Papyrus.
He said I could dodge
If I sacrificed a kid in a lodge
And then joined him in the Cult of Osiris.

There once was a man named Biden
And something about covid he's hiden

The people are wary
This damn stuff is scary

He's got this new jab
Leaves more than a scab

The people are dying
Could Biden be lying?

Some think it's a scam
Others don't give a damn

With the economy sliding
The truth we need finding
***********

There once was a planet of idiots
who would fall for anything
gullible and dumb
sheeplike and numb
They fell into a world of communism

baaaa

:SOCIALISMDISTANC:

It came from a lab or not.
They want me to take a shot.
If you want to fly.
You may not die.
Now my arm feels really hot.

Love your work GLP.