Can you top my covid limerick? OFFICIAL GLP CONTEST! | |
WalkingMiracle (LSDMTHC)
User ID: 79152501 United States 03/07/2021 01:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Strangers with motives, that is a must Big government is lies that we know true Same for FDA, CDC & the WHO When they say it’s bad you know that it’s not Because if it was it would appear they forgot Your life is worth nothing, your health is a joke To the suit and tie fuckers steering this boat Blissfuly we live no mask and no space Where liberals are told to get the fuck out my face Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79967342 United States 03/07/2021 01:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There once was a man from Verona. Quoting: Syncorswim Who suddenly got the Corona. But he put up a fight. Had to fight for his life. he's now getting the shot from Moderna. Fight, life...I don't think you know what rhyme means. That's actually close enough, and it flows well. It's a decent limerick. Though, the last line would flow better as "he's now getting the shot from Moderna". But, come on man! The guy did a good job here. When you say the lines in rhythm, the third and fourth lines go together like green eggs and ham. Thanks for the advice. I will change it. |
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La Listener
User ID: 80082546 United States 03/07/2021 01:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Who proclaimed Warped Speed with a thump. Cheater Biden came in to distribute the jab, He was hailed by the sheeple as a savior and such, "Line up and take it, Come on Man" you are animal testing for the lab. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. ~Winston Churchill It takes two to speak the truth - one to speak and another to hear (listen).~Thoreau |
Rononymous Howard
User ID: 72596400 United States 03/07/2021 01:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They've got COVID, we have to inspect 'em. They say "No!" and they try to deflect 'em. You won't do what we say? Fine, we'll do it this way... Now drop 'em, we're swabbing your rectum! Last Edited by Rononymous Howard on 03/07/2021 02:01 AM |
The Reverse Engineer
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Grove Street
User ID: 72427387 United States 03/07/2021 02:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The was a bioweapon funded by bill gates. It was approved and released by the deep states. They locked down the planet Said everybody will die damnit Unless you let us vax you mates Last Edited by Grove Street on 03/07/2021 02:23 AM Grove And this is why we can't have nice things. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79737838 Australia 03/07/2021 02:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Covidiots won't wear a mask Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79497963 as if it were such a hard task. They think it's a hoax which is why we can't coax them to listen to science and facts. Some people in this world choose to be sheep I wish they could be more deep. When will they learn? One day we'll all burn, But we don't want to regret when we sleep. |
The Oracle's Cookie
User ID: 76948143 United States 03/07/2021 02:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was once a bio-terrorist named Fauci (...who President Trump found too bossie) He conspired with Bill Gates (...whom everyone HATES) and...One day be chased (off a cliff) by posse. ("posse" as in cowboys chasing a bank robber) Definition of posse 1 : a large group often with a common interest. 2 : a body of persons summoned by a sheriff to assist in preserving the public peace usually in an emergency. 3 : a group of people temporarily organized to make a search (as for a lost child) 4 : entourage sense 1. The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 03/07/2021 02:54 AM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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Last Winter
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CLV User ID: 78090287 United States 03/07/2021 03:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not limerick, but wrote this week, needs a home. Sing a song of six masks A pocket full of vax. Four and twenty side effects Piled up in stacks. When the clinic opens The nurses start to sing. Isn't it a joy to know Tedros is the king? The Gates' are in the counting house Counting up their money. Pelosi's in the parlor With Ice cream and honey. Fauci's on the tee vee Hanging out with those, Then along came the censors So nobody knows. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80094999 United Kingdom 03/07/2021 03:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was an Old Man with the flu Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79086886 Who was told that wasn't quite true Had to go into lockdown Now he wears a big frown Because he can't pay rent when it's due Irked by the riff-raff's contentment And burning with hidden resentment The World's Smartest One™ (At least soi-disant) Abolished each free speech Amendment |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77058172 United States 03/07/2021 03:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A patent was filed in 2015 For a virus that no one had seen With lockdowns in place A war based on race Surely you must take the vaccine The whole world is turned on it's ear The end of days is most likely near Cling tight to your family and friends They'll be all you have when it ends At least China didn't swab your rear |
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ToppDog
User ID: 76744248 United States 03/07/2021 04:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There once was a doctor named Faucci, with a tainted career on the outsie. With Gates he conspired, that masks be required, or else we'd all die from this fauxie! There once was a demon named Gates. This earth of much people he hates. vaccines he did make, with lives for to take, and billions of dollars he makes. Last Edited by ToppDog on 03/07/2021 04:12 AM |