Can you top my covid limerick? OFFICIAL GLP CONTEST!

There once was a country so low
They decided that Trump had to go
So they unleashed their plan
From a lab in Wuhan
And stole the election for Joe

There once was a country so low
They decided that Trump had to go
So they unleashed their plan
From a lab in Wuhan
And stole the election for Joe

There once was a virus from China
That affected this poor girl's vagina
With no sense of smell
It stunk too high hell
Cos she never washed her behinda

There once was a man named Michelle
Whose panties had started to swell
The doctor he phoned her
Said it's a boner not 'rona
It's bigger than Barack's aswell

Loser

Time was, I 'member, when Science
Meant more than just slavish compliance
With rich loony's whim
Now our future looks grim
Unless we can drum up defiance

Okay, one more..

A Lebanese rocker from Tyrus
Got struck by the China virus
He lost his good taste
Oh damn what a waste
And sounds now like Miley Cyrus

They said there's a new contagion
That kills all the people who're aging,
They took all our rights
Cos nobody fights
And blame a bat being eaten by an Asian.

I must say it's rather depraved
How we've all been enslaved
Living in a society
Without any piety
Pretending that we're all saved

Don't think too quick
You might just get sick
Because this virus
Does not live inside us
So don't consent to the prick

Celebs sit and preen
And take the vaccine
I'll sit and drink
Because I still think
That this is all quite obscene

Covid nineteen
So tricky and mean
It'll kill your granny
While you sit on your fanny
Collecting government green


I could do this shit all night
And maybe I might
But if you just shitpost
From anonymous bit host
Perhaps I'll turn off the light

The was an old commie called Xi
Who infected the land of the free
They're wanting to put
A swab on my butt
Oh why can't they just let me be

There was an old commie called Xi
Who infected the land of the free
They're wanting to put
A swab on my butt
Oh why can't they just let me be

The anons of glp are retarded
Their brians too well guarded
Their minds have not enough quick
To comprehend the form of a limerick
They lost before they even started

This a tough onr because its still a witty linmerick

They said there's a new contagion
That kills all the people who're aging,
They took all our rights
Cos nobody fights
And blame a bat being eaten by an Asian.

The was an old commie called Xi
Who infected the land of the free
They're wanting to put
A swab on my butt
Oh why can't they just let me be

The Cabal was getting quite angry
So were the Intelligence spooks at langley
So they said let's release a global virus
Worse than the ones carried by Miley Cyrus
Medical profits went to the bank all jingly jangly