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Best natural constipation cure??

 
Anonymous Coward
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Of course ther is only one serious answer to this question.

Intense doom.

You will feel immediate relief when uncontrollable fear empties your fecal tube.

But is the cure worse than the disease?
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Drink some castor oil
Slow is Smooth,
Smooth is Fast.

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03/08/2021 07:44 PM
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Caffiene and nicotine taken together.
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Re: Best natural constipation cure??
Also, a big bowl of Vietnamese Pho Ben soup with rice noodles, basil and lots of hot sauce will get things moving.

Drink it all down as hot and fast as possible.

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 03/08/2021 07:48 PM
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Re: Best natural constipation cure??
Teaspoon of olive oil?
Metamucil?
What’s yer theory? I noticed skinny people have huge shits every day...
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Head to the best coffee shop in your town and have them make a double or triple latte. Works like a charm everytime.
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Do you stalk skinny people in the bathroom? wtf?

Vegetables, lentils, tea. Move more, eat less.
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rofl5
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Prunes of course!
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Prunes of course!
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^This^
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1 glass of Prune juice and 32oz of water within an hour.

You’re welcome.
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Aloe + Taco Bell
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ENEMA! It's fun AND effective. ohyeah
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Teaspoon of olive oil?
Metamucil?
What’s yer theory? I noticed skinny people have huge shits every day...
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Mix 5 tablespoons of Metamucil and one bottle of A1 Steak Sauce and use it as an enema.
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Coffee and a cigarette always got me going in the morning
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Inulin
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fresh jalapenos. you'll be shitting dixie wihtin the hour
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Teaspoon of olive oil?
Metamucil?
What’s yer theory? I noticed skinny people have huge shits every day...
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LoL
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boiled prune soup ...
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In a nursing home, the nurses make sure elderly eat a mix of oatmeal, apple sauce and prune juice. Someone with declining awareness might get constipation especially if some old granny is living alone. That combination guarantees a bowel movement.

Why is that important? The primary function is removal of waste which includes a tremendous amount decaying material and lots of bacteria. If it doesn't move, an impaction can occur which can require medical intervention.

Why would young people have this issue? A lack of common sense is the most likely answer. Kids might if stubborn, fussy, finicky eaters or sedentary.

Some people are heavily reliant on coffee consumption of routinely use laxatives and both are very bad for you.

A wise prepper always has diarrhea and constipation medicine in their get home bag or when camping. You don't want either situation in the wilderness. That is part of your first aid kit.
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Teaspoon of olive oil?
Metamucil?
What’s yer theory? I noticed skinny people have huge shits every day...
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Bad meat with ecoli and you'll shit for a week, guaranteed!!
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bottoming bbc 2-3 times a day for a week should unclug u
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Big tablespoon of Baking Soda in a glass of water will cure you in less than five minutes
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^^this^^

Sometimes I overdo it on the baking soda and a few minutes later I am sitting on the throne. Also doesn't last very long like some of the other methods.

And like someone else mentioned, drink more water.
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Eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Follow it up with an orange.

You won’t like the results but it WILL empty you out.
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i once drank an entire bottle of prune juice and was running to the toilet every 10 mins for 5 hours. a foul diarrhea scent lingered in the air that day
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2tbs of Epsom salts

Empty stomach
Put Epsom salt in cup , add a bit of hot water to dissolve salts
Add cup of water
Drink and wait an hr to eat

If nothing after an hr of eating
Do it again

Totally works
Super painless
I never got cramps
Totally safe a few times a week
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Human blood
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PRUNES
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A pot of strong black coffee should do it. fight
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Anything greasy.





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