Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
I know what happened in Vegas but it's the only thing I can't say out loud, because it would have caused a war and the Feds made it clear they would kill me. It's the only story I ever had to punt

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not give the public creepy weirdo accused pedo ghoul-looking Michael Jackson to be the main pop idol

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not stage a creepy predictive-programming ritual with masked dancers moving in unison at the Super Bowl halftime show

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not create ISIS (in part to take out Assad). Obama did

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad didn't prop up Noriega as a go-go era coke pusher or occupy Afghanistan forever to control the poppy fields

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not run Ed Snowden out of the country for informing us that the bastards are watching us 24/7

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad does not traffic Regime propaganda into people's homes via lame late night "comedy" shows or via Jon Stewart for years

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not use ISIS to destroy important and some would say supernaturally significant Christian artifacts in the Middle East

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not blunder an ISIS-Fed assassination attempt on the Saudi crown prince in Las Vegas and cover it up with a story about a rogue white guy who went crazy

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not create a black market network of gold and human treasure for off-the-books use by Intel agencies including gold in Asian caves

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not take out Gaddafi for trying to start his own currency, effectively re-introducing human slave markets to the anarchy in Libya

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not program Britney Spears and other pop idols to have multiple personality disorder through MKUltra demonic programming

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not kill Michael Hastings for calling out military corruption

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not implant Nazi eugenicist scientists and their heirs in the US government through Operation Paperclip and Assad did not serve on Planned Parenthood's board prior to Roe like Bill Gates' dad

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not create an anti-American nuclear power cult for China to have leverage over us in North Korea

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not steer Tiger Woods off the road

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad has never co-opted my America First movement by planting subversive liberal influencers to use social media branding tactics to pretend what this is all about is private equity jackasses making more money importing cheap labor

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad has never personally called me a conspiracy theorist, a racist or a beneficiary of "white privilege," has never accused me of microaggressions, has never shut down my social media pages costing me millions of dollars...

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not coup the Shah of Iran to create a theocracy that he could wage a massive war a few decades later to take out

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not experiment on blacks with the Tuskegee Experiment or run child sex slaves to the corridors of power with the Franklin "Boys Town" cover up

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad did not employ a US senator's father at a demonic sex cult that trafficked children over the border to be tortured in Satanic rituals in upstate New York

Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
Assad, to my knowledge, did not blackmail politicians by filming them screwing kids on a demonic island with an owl statue temple