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Red John
User ID: 43317372 Canada 03/16/2021 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i just dont have hair. I would die. I ocd on all whiskers growing out of me which is not there.. if my hand ran over one i would pluck it. No wonder you lost your tweezers... i used to have two pair ah hells no.. i used to have a pair in my purse and that was when i carried a purse.. when i say i will follow you around with my tweezers you better belueve it. OMGOT i got an eyebrow off my bf one time was almost 4 inches long and it took days, cos he said no, that just delayed it is all and meant not shit but well, i got in an instasecond his eyes were closed. that was the thing him seeing me swooping in he could not do it. That eyebrow.. what an ass. why does anone want a fukn snake growing off their face? anyhow, I hate him now mostly not bad. Just dont love him enough to ever see him again ever or let him hear my voice. no regrets. just another day I get mutant hair that grows longer than the others they're weird becuase they seem to defy all logic they grow straight out perpendicular to the skin and they're usually stiffer than "normal hair" when I find one I cut it off oh hai! |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: rewind i just dont have hair. I would die. I ocd on all whiskers growing out of me which is not there.. if my hand ran over one i would pluck it. No wonder you lost your tweezers... i used to have two pair ah hells no.. i used to have a pair in my purse and that was when i carried a purse.. when i say i will follow you around with my tweezers you better belueve it. OMGOT i got an eyebrow off my bf one time was almost 4 inches long and it took days, cos he said no, that just delayed it is all and meant not shit but well, i got in an instasecond his eyes were closed. that was the thing him seeing me swooping in he could not do it. That eyebrow.. what an ass. why does anone want a fukn snake growing off their face? anyhow, I hate him now mostly not bad. Just dont love him enough to ever see him again ever or let him hear my voice. no regrets. just another day Oh, my ... your OCD... you poor girl! its ok. i do not bother anyone that I am aware of so, i came over here to ac post some thins |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: rewind i just dont have hair. I would die. I ocd on all whiskers growing out of me which is not there.. if my hand ran over one i would pluck it. No wonder you lost your tweezers... i used to have two pair ah hells no.. i used to have a pair in my purse and that was when i carried a purse.. when i say i will follow you around with my tweezers you better belueve it. OMGOT i got an eyebrow off my bf one time was almost 4 inches long and it took days, cos he said no, that just delayed it is all and meant not shit but well, i got in an instasecond his eyes were closed. that was the thing him seeing me swooping in he could not do it. That eyebrow.. what an ass. why does anone want a fukn snake growing off their face? anyhow, I hate him now mostly not bad. Just dont love him enough to ever see him again ever or let him hear my voice. no regrets. just another day I get mutant hair that grows longer than the others they're weird becuase they seem to defy all logic they grow straight out perpendicular to the skin and they're usually stiffer than "normal hair" when I find one I cut it off riight I got a fukn rabbit whisker off the side of my face it is never there until it a fukn damn ass rabbbit whisker.. i wonder ongor how many people just saw this and just look at it cos i see a whisker like that i am gonna get. I can pluck with out tweezers and I am pretty damn fast. i have an eagle eye |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | so any family, any car we car we had, was big. I could tell of this time in the red and white rambler, or the ford galaxy or the impala or the monte Carlo or the Cadillac and tommy would fart. every time. I love him. He is my brother. I love him man I am glad i don have to smell his farts though. :) Please pray for him to be happy an well? Last Edited by rewind on 03/16/2021 10:29 PM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77070158 United States 03/16/2021 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is turning into the best self grooming thread in the interwebs. I am a bit on the spectrum, so if I am stressed, I will run my fingers through my hair and also across my eyebrows- if I sense even one hair is slightly longer BANG... i rip it out. |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is turning into the best self grooming thread in the interwebs. Quoting: MAGNUS 74 I am a bit on the spectrum, so if I am stressed, I will run my fingers through my hair and also across my eyebrows- if I sense even one hair is slightly longer BANG... i rip it out. me too. but i cut and shape and tweeze and trim :) |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is turning into the best self grooming thread in the interwebs. Quoting: MAGNUS 74 I am a bit on the spectrum, so if I am stressed, I will run my fingers through my hair and also across my eyebrows- if I sense even one hair is slightly longer BANG... i rip it out. where do you put the hair after this happens? and damn straight this is a test |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77070158 United States 03/16/2021 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is turning into the best self grooming thread in the interwebs. Quoting: MAGNUS 74 I am a bit on the spectrum, so if I am stressed, I will run my fingers through my hair and also across my eyebrows- if I sense even one hair is slightly longer BANG... i rip it out. where do you put the hair after this happens? and damn straight this is a test ummmmm..... I have to go now.... night all. |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is turning into the best self grooming thread in the interwebs. Quoting: MAGNUS 74 I am a bit on the spectrum, so if I am stressed, I will run my fingers through my hair and also across my eyebrows- if I sense even one hair is slightly longer BANG... i rip it out. where do you put the hair after this happens? and damn straight this is a test ummmmm..... I have to gRoW now.... night all. :) it was fun Last Edited by rewind on 03/16/2021 10:38 PM |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 10:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: rewind i just dont have hair. I would die. I ocd on all whiskers growing out of me which is not there.. if my hand ran over one i would pluck it. No wonder you lost your tweezers... i used to have two pair ah hells no.. i used to have a pair in my purse and that was when i carried a purse.. when i say i will follow you around with my tweezers you better belueve it. OMGOT i got an eyebrow off my bf one time was almost 4 inches long and it took days, cos he said no, that just delayed it is all and meant not shit but well, i got in an instasecond his eyes were closed. that was the thing him seeing me swooping in he could not do it. That eyebrow.. what an ass. why does anone want a fukn snake growing off their face? anyhow, I hate him now mostly not bad. Just dont love him enough to ever see him again ever or let him hear my voice. no regrets. just another day Oh, my ... your OCD... you poor girl! OMGOT I WOULD WAX THESE BROWS BEFORE FIRST DATE OR I COULD NOT GET THROUGH ANY AMOUNT OF TIME NOT DYING LAUGHING |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Y UOBRAT// SO I I WOULD DIE IF THIS DUE WAS EVER MY WAITER OR CAB DRIVER OR STANDING BEHIND THE CASH REGISTER ANYWHERE I WOULD JUST DIE LAUGHING |
Fossy
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Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States 03/16/2021 10:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Think that's gross- some chicks have hairy nipples and don't even care... more than you think actually. Quoting: MAGNUS 74 makes since i guess some guys have hairy well, I am not good with hair i got to go I will trow up Here is the thing... by the time you find out, you already have the hours invested and are all geared up... so you are like... "I just won't look." So they leave thinking all is ok. welll,i would get my tweezers out.. OCD on a titty whisker.. pluck them then leave.. she would know that shit aint ok.. Making sammiches great again! USA! USA! USA! |
Fossy
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 10:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | so when i was first apartment aged and not living off another's generosity, which is all your parents are if you live there, i wanted to live off 25 dollars a week in groceries. and not die i worked in a restaurant duh cos they have food iknew i would not starve but for one week a bag of spinach when i ate spinach not now yuk it has radiation in it from the environment.. iron get it? a whole chicken lol you thought i lost trach dint you? ok i did that time where was i? and a big ass huge yam a jar of pace a loaf of bread and some eggs and butter and peanut butter. what did you do? |
Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States 03/16/2021 10:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | so when i was first apartment aged and not living off another's generosity, which is all your parents are if you live there, i wanted to live off 25 dollars a week in groceries. and not die Quoting: rewind i worked in a restaurant duh cos they have food iknew i would not starve but for one week a bag of spinach when i ate spinach not now yuk it has radiation in it from the environment.. iron get it? a whole chicken lol you thought i lost trach dint you? ok i did that time where was i? and a big ass huge yam a jar of pace a loaf of bread and some eggs and butter and peanut butter. what did you do? I can't think yet... i'm d d dyin lolol https://imgur.com/f1KIt91 Making sammiches great again! USA! USA! USA! |
Fossy
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | one time in my first apartment, I took the inside of the fridge out to put the keg in there. and my roomy man she is why i do not room i learned on my first place.. so that was my second place i should ahve learned in te first place oh fuk ok first place man i worked with bitch roomed with bitch and her drin kass brother who I dont recall if she tried getting fighting me in the bathroom at work before he tried carrying me to his room to fuk me? neither happend is why i cannot recall ful details. his name was charlie her name was laura.. go figure. so second place is nice i have a pool i have a keg in my fridge I am like 18 and it is real beer not 3.2 shit. which totally messed my game up back in the day. ok so roomy we had fun but she drank my beer and smoked my pot and got bitchy with me so i am like ok time to go and she has her keys inbetween her fingers when she walked in the door. I had seen it already.. she walks around i wak around i say bla bla and she fukn swings at me with her keys inbetween gher fukn fingers. I knocked her on her ass. falt pinner her down and was ready to punch her in the face i still would love to see what it feels like to break a bitches face it will hurt me i know but the joy.. ok so, my fukn loser bf pulls me off her. I shoould have kicked his ass now that i thin about? wtf was he doing fucking her? wtf.. I actually know where he lives. by some sick twist of fate. all my exes live in my home town. cackle cackel |
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Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States 03/16/2021 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | so any family, any car we car we had, was big. I could tell of this time in the red and white rambler, or the ford galaxy or the impala or the monte Carlo or the Cadillac and tommy would fart. every time. Quoting: rewind I love him. He is my brother. I love him man I am glad i don have to smell his farts though. :) Please pray for him to be happy an well? https://imgur.com/f1KIt91 Making sammiches great again! USA! USA! USA! |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | so here is i cooke dth echicken and i knkw what thread i am on in a crockpot.. with a cut up yam, and a jar of pace.. so fukn good and the spinach i ate by the handfull out of the bag who has time to pretend otherwise? Maybe that is why the rabbit whisker it just occurred to me o fuk |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | so any family, any car we car we had, was big. I could tell of this time in the red and white rambler, or the ford galaxy or the impala or the monte Carlo or the Cadillac and tommy would fart. every time. Quoting: rewind I love him. He is my brother. I love him man I am glad i don have to smell his farts though. :) Please pray for him to be happy an well? https://imgur.com/f1KIt91 but the love is real. |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 11:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | one time in my first apartment, I took the inside of the fridge out to put the keg in there. Quoting: rewind and my roomy man she is why i do not room i learned on my first place.. so that was my second place i should ahve learned in te first place oh fuk ok first place man i worked with bitch roomed with bitch and her drin kass brother who I dont recall if she tried getting fighting me in the bathroom at work before he tried carrying me to his room to fuk me? neither happend is why i cannot recall ful details. his name was charlie her name was laura.. go figure. so second place is nice i have a pool i have a keg in my fridge I am like 18 and it is real beer not 3.2 shit. which totally messed my game up back in the day. ok so roomy we had fun but she drank my beer and smoked my pot and got bitchy with me so i am like ok time to go and she has her keys inbetween her fingers when she walked in the door. I had seen it already.. she walks around i wak around i say bla bla and she fukn swings at me with her keys inbetween gher fukn fingers. I knocked her on her ass. falt pinner her down and was ready to punch her in the face i still would love to see what it feels like to break a bitches face it will hurt me i know but the joy.. ok so, my fukn loser bf pulls me off her. I shoould have kicked his ass now that i thin about? wtf was he doing fucking her? wtf.. I actually know where he lives. by some sick twist of fate. all my exes live in my home town. cackle cackel YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS!! omgot it just occurred to me how evil that is. |
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Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States 03/16/2021 11:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | one time in my first apartment, I took the inside of the fridge out to put the keg in there. Quoting: rewind and my roomy man she is why i do not room i learned on my first place.. so that was my second place i should ahve learned in te first place oh fuk ok first place man i worked with bitch roomed with bitch and her drin kass brother who I dont recall if she tried getting fighting me in the bathroom at work before he tried carrying me to his room to fuk me? neither happend is why i cannot recall ful details. his name was charlie her name was laura.. go figure. so second place is nice i have a pool i have a keg in my fridge I am like 18 and it is real beer not 3.2 shit. which totally messed my game up back in the day. ok so roomy we had fun but she drank my beer and smoked my pot and got bitchy with me so i am like ok time to go and she has her keys inbetween her fingers when she walked in the door. I had seen it already.. she walks around i wak around i say bla bla and she fukn swings at me with her keys inbetween gher fukn fingers. I knocked her on her ass. falt pinner her down and was ready to punch her in the face i still would love to see what it feels like to break a bitches face it will hurt me i know but the joy.. ok so, my fukn loser bf pulls me off her. I shoould have kicked his ass now that i thin about? wtf was he doing fucking her? wtf.. I actually know where he lives. by some sick twist of fate. all my exes live in my home town. cackle cackel YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS!! omgot it just occurred to me how evil that is. https://imgur.com/f1KIt91 Making sammiches great again! USA! USA! USA! |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | iam taking a smoke break.. i have to calm down jk i will blow th etop off this place :) not really |
PinkOrchid
User ID: 80075475 Australia 03/16/2021 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Read this in a David Attenborough. " Here we see ladies and gentlemen, the de-evolution of the human species" " This here is the female of the species and she clearly is using her hormones to attract a mate" "The male of the species is also joining in this primal dance by growing a great deal more facial hair" " The female can be assisted artificially into a more hairy pre human like appearce through the use of again , hormons" " Darwin would certainly turn in his grave and be compelled to draw the decending line these higher apes , are now walking". Last Edited by PINKORCHID- In the Light on 03/16/2021 11:17 PM Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
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(OP) Militant Bitch User ID: 80054807 United States 03/16/2021 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Read this in a David Attenborough. " Her we see ladies and gentlemen, the de-evolution of the human species" " This here is the female of the species and she clearly is using her hormones to attract a mate" "The male of the species is also joining in this primal dance by growing a great deal more facial hair" " The female can be assisted artificially into a more hairy pre human like appearce through the use of again , hormons" " Darwin would certainly turn in his grave and be compelled to draw the decending line these higher apes , are now walking". Chapter 6: Primate Mating Systems | How Humans Evolved, 6e ... [link to wwnorton.com (secure)] Mating Systems Are Adaptive Primate behavior is strategic in that it occurs in a specific functional context. Examples include mating, foraging, and parenting. Evolution of Reproductive Strategies Selection pressures influence the amount and pattern of parental investment. Mammalian anatomy requires primate females to invest in their offspring. |