I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full.

Communist beans?!?!

I wouldn't take a million dollars for my "prepuce".

One word I will never use in my erotic fiction. Lol

I got in trouble in fifth grade English class because of Robin Hood.

The teacher had us reading from the novel by Howard Pyle and I had a question about one of the lines so I asked her "What does it mean to "tear leather"?"

She asked what I meant so I said this paragraph says that "Robin Hood tore his leather jerkin off."
She sent me to the principal's office.

We go to the international market and he see's this canned green bean stew and goes nutz, "oh boranija boraniaja" has has to buy 2 of them.

https://imgur.com/a/CA3C1UV

I'm thinking wtf, I make this stew and he never fucking eats mine. So I made it again tonight, in the slow cooker so I can eat it for breakfast. He still hasn't touched his can shit. So I called him and told him, "Oh boraniaja boraniaja! I'm making it tonight". He said "so, your's isn't made in Yugoslavia, I don't like it".


:(

This is the before picture of mine. OK I know it's way better on stove top but I want it ready first thing in the morning. It's the way it's supposed to be made except I put extra meat in mine.

https://imgur.com/a/hLiCJkl

So my husband has officially gone full retard with my cooking.

I got in trouble in fifth grade English class because of Robin Hood.

The teacher had us reading from the novel by Howard Pyle and I had a question about one of the lines so I asked her "What does it mean to "tear leather"?"

She asked what I meant so I said this paragraph says that "Robin Hood tore his leather jerkin off."
She sent me to the principal's office.

The stew is officially done and ready to go down for breakfast!

https://imgur.com/a/iIRRcrc

Wow!!!

That looks amazing!!!

Has he always been like that with your cooking?

Wow!!!

That looks amazing!!!

Who eats beans for breakfast, besides cowboys?

Unless "going down for breakfast" has another meaning...?

I'm so confused

This is as close as I get to "Risotto"

https://imgur.com/a/ziWqz4n

mmmmm. General Tso's cat. :)

Who eats beans for breakfast, besides cowboys?

Unless "going down for breakfast" has another meaning...?

I'm so confused

lol going down means I'm about to eat it and it's going down to my belly!

Who eats beans for breakfast, besides cowboys?

Unless "going down for breakfast" has another meaning...?

I'm so confused

This is as close as I get to "Risotto"

https://imgur.com/a/ziWqz4n

mmmmm. General Tso's cat. :)

There is a really good Chinese place about 5mi from me.If I am in the mood that is where I go. Since Covid (In Pa) a lot of restaurants have closed. This place is now take out only. There is a sign in the front apologizing for the price increases of their menu items. (Sadly they also cut the portions).Their General Tso's is done in such a way there is very little batter on the chicken. (Love the taste).

My Sister woke me up at 8am today with a 6 egg, American cheese, red pepper, onion, and bacon omelet. English muffin on the side and OJ. I thought of this thread and wondered if there should be pics taken..Maybe next time.

The only chinese place in our town closed too, they had the best string beans. Now I will have to learn how to make these sauces. The chicken part is easy, and the shrimp etc... It's the sauce and I can't make a decent fried rice to save my life. I will learn. Keep trying eh? I now know to make the rice a day in advance so we'll see if that helps.

food pics Yes, you should post next time.