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User ID: 8572762 United States 03/20/2021 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stupid Joke Saturday: Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head Potato humor... Sorry, with all the talk about Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, I couldn't resist this.
A girl Potato and boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam,' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would make sure to eat well so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) and said if she did well, they’d chip in for her wedding.
But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry...Brian Stelter!
Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Brian Stelter because he's just.....
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
OK!
Here it is!
“ A POTATOhead commenTATER " |
Tobie
User ID: 80131356 United States 03/20/2021 06:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Stupid Joke Saturday: Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head I laughed, but only because... |
AllFallDown
User ID: 77994864 United States 03/20/2021 07:00 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Stupid Joke Saturday: Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head It was cute until the Brian Stelter bit. Then it was hilarious. Cause that guy is literally a human potato in appearance & intelligence. A+++ Last Edited by GorillaGripPussyPal on 03/20/2021 07:00 PM |