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what determines good Chinese take out?

 
chasity  (OP)

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Pessi

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 Quoting: Psychedelic Mashed Potatoes


they can't roll their r's either according to my dad's China Lady girlfriend.
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For you? Cream Of Sum Yung Guy.
 Quoting: Balls Deep State


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Re: what determines good Chinese take out?
completely gross

greasy sweaty asian guys are hott-- not

plastic containers, gross

egg rolls are way too small

id rather eat at mcdonalds then continue reading this

am i living in twighlight zone
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extra MSG
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Re: what determines good Chinese take out?
Do they raise their own cats or just catch the local strays.

Strays have that wild game taste.
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Healthy and appetizing choices. The only Chinese we have around here is the Ingles store. The entres are either breaded chicken chunks stirred in some kind of congealed sweet or hot sauce or beef in soggy vegetables.
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Married Hong Kong lady, daddy was a cook. Fresh Chinese takeout is in my lunch bag every day. ;>)

Food is always the freshest and best, made the way I like it, no MSG needed. It's been a lot of years, but she's still pretty hot slinging a wok.
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 Quoting: tmcgyver

I hate to be the Make Your Own person in the thread, and I do love Chinese food but I don't trust anyone around here to make it. Back east, every city has at least one good reliable takeout joint. Here in small town central Texas, not so much. I make basic stir fry and rice at home with ginger and sesame oil with fresh meat and veggies,
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Married Hong Kong lady, daddy was a cook. Fresh Chinese takeout is in my lunch bag every day. ;>)

Food is always the freshest and best, made the way I like it, no MSG needed. It's been a lot of years, but she's still pretty hot slinging a wok.
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 Quoting: tmcgyver

I hate to be the Make Your Own person in the thread, and I do love Chinese food but I don't trust anyone around here to make it. Back east, every city has at least one good reliable takeout joint. Here in small town central Texas, not so much. I make basic stir fry and rice at home with ginger and sesame oil with fresh meat and veggies,
 Quoting: nitebird


And we all love you for that.
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You don't get sick or have a NDE from it!
 Quoting: Fhirinne


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 Quoting: Fossy



This actually isn’t that funny because it is so true.

I made the mistake of ordering from a Chinese restaurant in the inner city. I had a craving for some hot rice and egg foo young. I didn’t feel like waiting or driving to my favorite place so I went their instead because it was on the way home and ate some of it in the car.

Big mistake!

Before I made it home, a 20-minute drive, I had to pull over at a convenience store only to find that the store didn’t have any bathrooms.

I didn’t make it. I’ll spare you the details.
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You don't get sick or have a NDE from it!
 Quoting: Fhirinne


Chuckle
 Quoting: Fossy



This actually isn’t that funny because it is so true.

I made the mistake of ordering from a Chinese restaurant in the inner city. I had a craving for some hot rice and egg foo young. I didn’t feel like waiting or driving to my favorite place so I went their instead because it was on the way home and ate some of it in the car.

Big mistake!

Before I made it home, a 20-minute drive, I had to pull over at a convenience store only to find that the store didn’t have any bathrooms.

I didn’t make it. I’ll spare you the details.
 Quoting: Herstal


Oh my got, I got it soon too once, before I even left the Japanese steakhouse I couldn't leave the restroom. It was horrible drive home. My friends were laughing so hard taking pictures of me with a cramped look on my face trying to hold back.

It lasted for hours too.
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extra MSG
 Quoting: lordg


I don't have a problem with MSG either. I always use fish sauce at home too.
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Married Hong Kong lady, daddy was a cook. Fresh Chinese takeout is in my lunch bag every day. ;>)

Food is always the freshest and best, made the way I like it, no MSG needed. It's been a lot of years, but she's still pretty hot slinging a wok.
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 Quoting: tmcgyver

I hate to be the Make Your Own person in the thread, and I do love Chinese food but I don't trust anyone around here to make it. Back east, every city has at least one good reliable takeout joint. Here in small town central Texas, not so much. I make basic stir fry and rice at home with ginger and sesame oil with fresh meat and veggies,
 Quoting: nitebird


I like my ho made too. I always buy exotic greens from the Asian store when I make mine.
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There isn't a single one near me worth ordering from. :(
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface



Me neither...........:cgmad:


I was a chef when I was younger AND lived in the San Francisco Bay area, where the Chinese food is plentiful and AWESOME. I do love me some Dim Sum.


Heh, I couldn't even come on this thread yesterday, because I would've just been all.....agumball

I ordered some cashew chicken once, and it had some of a napkin in it....got damn. A napkin, mixed in with the food. What in the hellz were they doing in that kitchen?!!!!


This all gives me an incredible sad. I love Chinese food, it's one of my favorites. I mean, I can make it and I do, but take out Chinese used to be just about my favorite thing when it comes to eating.


Now?.....NO Chinese food for me!....wall
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Oh....the moral to my post?


Don't go to the desert for Chinese food.....rimshot
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Good lo mein is hard to find.
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Re: what determines good Chinese take out?
Lots of things...

All the doorways just have bead curtains.

Dimly lit room to order and looking through the kitchen seeing some old sweaty Chinaman with a durry hanging off the bottom lip.

The politeness of asking for my order in delicate china lady manner only for her to channel her inner dragon when she relays order to kitchen spat with fire and pure hatred. I think she is married to the cook.

A cash register sat on the counter but its not even plugged in. Tallys my bill on a note pad at speed of sound and has correct change for me before I've even looked at what notes are in my wallet.

The looks of nervousness from China lady when all transactions are complete and I'm not already gone.

.. and heaps more. I love that place.
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It doesn't contain pets, strays, or road kill?
 Quoting: Coming Soon


Good luck with that! Lol
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Re: what determines good Chinese take out?
If the restaurant has "Lucky" anywhere in the name or menu, stay away! It's a craps game and you're gonna lose!
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Re: what determines good Chinese take out?
For me, it's the steamed dumplings. And crab rangoon.

Otherwise hard to mess up General Tso chicken. Unless, it's not really chicken at all...
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For me, it's the steamed dumplings. And crab rangoon.

Otherwise hard to mess up General Tso chicken. Unless, it's not really chicken at all...
 Quoting: REaliZe



Around here, I think they use the oldest chicken they could find, and then only a little bit of this tough assed chicken is used, with A LOT of breading. It's fucking nasty.

It used to be one of my favorite things to order when I lived in the city. Now, I never order it.


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If the restaurant has "Lucky" anywhere in the name or menu, stay away! It's a craps game and you're gonna lose!
 Quoting: Roadkill Bill


Yeah lucky something, now you're talking my kind of restaurant.

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chasity  (OP)

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There isn't a single one near me worth ordering from. :(
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface



Me neither...........:cgmad:


I was a chef when I was younger AND lived in the San Francisco Bay area, where the Chinese food is plentiful and AWESOME. I do love me some Dim Sum.


Heh, I couldn't even come on this thread yesterday, because I would've just been all.....agumball

I ordered some cashew chicken once, and it had some of a napkin in it....got damn. A napkin, mixed in with the food. What in the hellz were they doing in that kitchen?!!!!


This all gives me an incredible sad. I love Chinese food, it's one of my favorites. I mean, I can make it and I do, but take out Chinese used to be just about my favorite thing when it comes to eating.


Now?.....NO Chinese food for me!....wall
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


This may call for a road trip. I do it for an Amish kitchen.
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The free souvenir collars by the dumpster.
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious...

I'd wonder who was paying me, and why?
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Lots of things...

All the doorways just have bead curtains.

Dimly lit room to order and looking through the kitchen seeing some old sweaty Chinaman with a durry hanging off the bottom lip.

The politeness of asking for my order in delicate china lady manner only for her to channel her inner dragon when she relays order to kitchen spat with fire and pure hatred. I think she is married to the cook.

A cash register sat on the counter but its not even plugged in. Tallys my bill on a note pad at speed of sound and has correct change for me before I've even looked at what notes are in my wallet.

The looks of nervousness from China lady when all transactions are complete and I'm not already gone.

.. and heaps more. I love that place.
 Quoting: blunt man


rof

I've been there too, one of my favorite places!
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chasity  (OP)

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I think a place that has coupons and do party order is nice.

https://imgur.com/a/Eov8E3l


https://imgur.com/a/asQntex

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Healthy and appetizing choices. The only Chinese we have around here is the Ingles store. The entres are either breaded chicken chunks stirred in some kind of congealed sweet or hot sauce or beef in soggy vegetables.
 Quoting: GA Girl


:(
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BUFFET STYLE
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BUFFET STYLE
 Quoting: Goneviral


those are still shut down :(
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