AH, MONDAY! THE AIDS VIRUS OF WEEKDAYS!MORNING, ALL!THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE FREAKS IN THE HOUSE!!LOVE_GODDESS,I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!

Cubby!!!!!

lol

I was just hoping we could share... :cfsnicker: Just kidding!!!

Have a wonderful kitty day y'all, back to the writing I go.

Have a great day, Fossy. Happy writing!

Come back again soon!

Hi, Fossy! Nice to meet you!!!

*shakes hand*

I'm just going to throw this out there, too. I'm not gay, but I would f uck Ryan Gosling soooooooo hard.

I would even swallow the gravy.

She left, you missed her!

Hopefully she will be back.

D'oh!

:embarassed:

I was wondering how this thread was going to go today. I had to go away from the beloved GLP to make the money. I'm not sure it was worth it.

Congratulations to the ladies for defusing the heated situation, I was worried that somebody was gonna get e-murdered.

Happy Garfield Day!!!

If I get e-murdered, I will leave my e-estate to Mars, Cosmic, Fossy, as well as a few others.

How's that?

That is an acceptable agreement. Mars would become a vigilante and revenge it up a bit. Your coffin could be like the one in November Rain by Guns and Roses. I have a guitar, it's acoustic and I could strum the strings in the church yard.

I'm glad you survived the forum encounter. May you live many more years! And Mars too, cause you guys are probably gonna get married so you can have that heart shaped bed that you put quarters into so that it can jiggle.

Lololol and oh God, my coffin!!

Lol @ marriage, shhhh.. you are going to scare him away, and we wont find him again for a few months. Lol.

I'm actually getting curious about a heart shaped bed, I'm gonna go look for one. I can't imagine it would be comfortable, since the ends and sides would taper, which would effectively piss me off.

Lemme go look..

Lets just forget the whole morbid coffin thingy.

Mars will not be able to run away cause this is gonna be a shotgun wedding. YEEHAW, Square dancing and hay rides after the ceremony!!!

This heart shaped bed. Almost guaranteed to suck with the tapering and all. It would be great if you decided you wanted it and a rich GLPer made it a wedding present for you guys.

You are determined to marry me off, aren't you ghost? Hahaha!! and a wedding like that sounds pretty darn cool.

Btw, good thing that Mars is sleeping right now, cause when he sees these marriage comments, he will meme it to death and make my sides hurt again. Lol

Gifted heart bed would be awesome, but by who?

Care to step up?

I'd love to.........but, my pockets are pulled inside out and there is nothing in them. I believe this is the universal signal for poverty.

I believe Mars was first to bring up the topic of marriage. His biological clock is ticking and he watches romantic comedies....a lot. (must confirm this statement)

Thats ok, my dear

Where did he bring up marriage?

Well now that I'm trying to remember I'm becoming more forgetful. I may even be mistaken. I thought I read something in regards to matrimony but that was many sleepless hours ago.

The last 48 hours are starting to swirl into a blur of confusing words and phrases. I'm sorry that I'm of no help but we could wait until Mars signs in and ask him if he made his intentions clear or if I'm just merely suffering from a bout of mild psychosis.

What have you ingested in the lst 24 hours?

Well, you know how the original message of this thread says GOOD MORNING, MOTHUHFUCKUS!!!!? and right below is a funny gif of Garfield eating what looks like popcorn, and even lower yet is a youtube video?

I just got a quarter of weed that made the cab of the truck reeeeaaaaak. Sleep will no longer stay at bay. No more shall it taunt me with mean hearted teasing. I will grab sleep using both hands, and fiercely shove it into my brain.

When the time is right of course.

Lololol, youre freakin' hilarious, just like OP.

This thread is full of funny guys, and that is probably my number one weakness! I definitely dont like seriousness. It bores me.

As for the weed, well youve gone and done it now. You've raised melatonin 3000% and now you wont be able to talk to me much longer..

Though I do ask you stick around so we can sort all this marriage mess out. OP will have to shed some light here. It needs to be done..

And if when all is said and done, it is determined that no marriage talk ever place, then I'm sorry, but someone here will then need to step up and marry me. Because now I'm in the mood for wedding dresses, wedding cake, throwing a boquete, reception, honeymoon, ect etc.

All your fault!

Haha. I love the stimulation that this web-site provides. Real time comms that are anything but boring, more like ejaculatory.

My melatonin is heightened but I am well trained in the discipline of sleep deprivation. I will stay awake and see if I can manifest a state of delirium to hang out in for a while.

Honeymoon you say? Titillating.

:cfsnicker: I need a gif of vinnie Barbarino saying "oh my gawd"

It's going to sh*t. I lost my good muse, the others, though sweet, haven't worked out... Is it that hard to find a guy to talk dirty to a girl? It apparently fricken is........

I'm about ready to put out an ad....