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You Are All, Hereby, High Priests and or High Priestesses of the Church of Godlikeproductions

 
Lance Roseman From BC
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You Are All, Hereby, High Priests and or High Priestesses of the Church of Godlikeproductions
Maybe Trinity or whatever can make us all Clergy cards so when we confront the constabulary we can claim Rights to gather in public and give them pretty pieces of paper. AMen.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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Maybe Trinity or whatever can make us all Clergy cards so when we confront the constabulary we can claim Rights to gather in public and give them pretty pieces of paper. AMen.
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And to think when I awoke this morning I was merely a regular joe.

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If I pay extra can I be a pope?
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Maybe Trinity or whatever can make us all Clergy cards so when we confront the constabulary we can claim Rights to gather in public and give them pretty pieces of paper. AMen.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


And to think when I awoke this morning I was merely a regular joe.

Status upgrade!
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You are now an Arch, Grand High MUcky Muck.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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If I pay extra can I be a pope?
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Depends on how much btcoin you want to send me...
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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Maybe Trinity or whatever can make us all Clergy cards so when we confront the constabulary we can claim Rights to gather in public and give them pretty pieces of paper. AMen.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


And to think when I awoke this morning I was merely a regular joe.

Status upgrade!
 Quoting: ghostly screams


You are now an Arch, Grand High MUcky Muck.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


Gotta admit, sounds pretty prestigious. Any drawbacks or fine print we should know about?
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If I pay extra can I be a pope?
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Depends on how much btcoin you want to send me...
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


Don't worry.


The check's in the mail.

;)
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Maybe Trinity or whatever can make us all Clergy cards so when we confront the constabulary we can claim Rights to gather in public and give them pretty pieces of paper. AMen.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


And to think when I awoke this morning I was merely a regular joe.

Status upgrade!
 Quoting: ghostly screams


You are now an Arch, Grand High MUcky Muck.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


Gotta admit, sounds pretty prestigious. Any drawbacks or fine print we should know about?
 Quoting: ghostly screams


2 rules. Pray for those in need and don't touch children. Pretty simple.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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No thanks, I belong to Christ!
I LOVE GOD AND CHRIST! <3

We’re all in the same game; just different levels
Dealing with the same hell; just different devils
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No thanks, I belong to Christ!
 Quoting: Gabriel~


Well, listen to Mark then. You are your own Clergy.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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When do I get Sepulchre?
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I shall break out the incense and begin the Sacred Chant:

"Owa tana assiam."

chuckle
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Why, thank you Lance! Lol ;) Does this mean we, who have WITNESSED this event personally over the decades, can be the first to raise and solidify "The GLP Effect" as our motto?
No one is promised a tomorrow. Rich/poor, healthy/sick-when you go to bed at night-know that you made it the BEST day that you could, because there is NO guarantee on another!
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Apparently I am a heretic...well, bosh and nonsense...



I see you your pastor and raise you 5 priests. And i am ROCOR BTW so piss off with your gibberish. We, like the J*$s, have a sense of humour and see God into infinity.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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Lance!

Ominous postimus! ?onum est te videre?

Good to see you.

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Sounds like a cult.

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Sounds like a cult.
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The only Cult in the world that forces you to think for yourself.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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I'll try and come up with all the titles tomorrow. But thus far we have
S/He Who Prays for those requesting on prayer threads
ANd
Don't fuck around with children...add as you see fit.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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when addressing me
you will use the term
Reverend Lord Danger

that is all
Always choose dangerous freedom over safe slavery
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when addressing me
you will use the term
Reverend Lord Danger

that is all
 Quoting: Danger Dan


Claro oh Reverend Lord....
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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UH....IM 'SELF-ANOINTING',SIR. I COULD BESTOW UPON 'YOU AN OTHERS'....WITH..FAN-CY WHORDS!...UH!?
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You can have it.

I'm no priest or god, I am a lowly servant.

Just biding my time until I can post as an AC again.

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UH....IM 'SELF-ANOINTING',SIR. I COULD BESTOW UPON 'YOU AN OTHERS'....WITH..FAN-CY WHORDS!...UH!?
 Quoting: muckuh


Self Annointing Principality of Grandiose UH's
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Do we have to wear robes?

Can we cuss (not curse) ?

And i confess i named my jeep 'Mudder Mary'.
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Do we have to wear robes?

Can we cuss (not curse) ?

And i confess i named my jeep 'Mudder Mary'.
 Quoting: Snoops


I think perhaps ninja tights with crimson cloaks would be better then robes? I dunno, I wear shit old jeans and ratty t-shirts. I'm not the fashion designer for the new church (if I try, hit me hard upside the head with a salmon)

Fuck you

We pray that Mudder Mary gets you from where you were...to where you wish to be.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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I'm gonna break out my finest bottle of A1
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I'm gonna break out my finest bottle of A1
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Rookie...the new sauce for the olde skool is
[link to mariesharpscanada.com (secure)]
A1 is tasty but not spicey enough.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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Maybe in the US we can become a 501C3 and be part of the clergy response team and turn....meh, nah, shitty idea.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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You can have it.

I'm no priest or god, I am a lowly servant.

Just biding my time until I can post as an AC again.

"Blessed are the meek"
 Quoting: StellaBlue


becoming a god over a long time. should you stick to the life eternal.





GLP