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Peanut butter is not how I thought it would be
Had some for the first time in my life. Heard americans rave about it all the time and how they miss it when living in europe.

It's NOT AT ALL what I had in mind this whole time. I expected it to be creamy, buttery and SWEET. Sort of like snickers paste with less chocolate.

It's just ground peanuts in some oil. With some awkward pieces of salt mixed in while there's also a mild sugar taste. It's GROSS.

Americans please explain, how is this essential food exactly?

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Try it with jelly/jam next time, that's the only way that I'll eat it.
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Had some for the first time in my life. Heard americans rave about it all the time and how they miss it when living in europe.

It's NOT AT ALL what I had in mind this whole time. I expected it to be creamy, buttery and SWEET. Sort of like snickers paste with less chocolate.

It's just ground peanuts in some oil. With some awkward pieces of salt mixed in while there's also a mild sugar taste. It's GROSS.

Americans please explain, how is this essential food exactly?

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It's a black invention, one of the few, so I understand your racism toward their foods too...Do you also hate watermelon?
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Had some for the first time in my life. Heard americans rave about it all the time and how they miss it when living in europe.

It's NOT AT ALL what I had in mind this whole time. I expected it to be creamy, buttery and SWEET. Sort of like snickers paste with less chocolate.

It's just ground peanuts in some oil. With some awkward pieces of salt mixed in while there's also a mild sugar taste. It's GROSS.

Americans please explain, how is this essential food exactly?

obama9

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 Quoting: SomeoneSpecific


Hey ! Don't be racist. George Washington Carver invented that. Peanut butter cookies aren't that bad. I don't even do Reeses Pieces.
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I expected it to be creamy, buttery and SWEET. Sort of like snickers paste with less chocolate.
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I think what you're wanting are Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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I have a solution!

recently, I tried something for the first time - nutella

you'll like it, it's like candy in a jar
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Wow... Didn't know that wasn't a thing everywhere else.

It's essential because it's packed with nutrition and has a very long shelf life.
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I have a solution!

recently, I tried something for the first time - nutella

you'll like it, it's like candy in a jar
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Yeah, those are a household staple over here. Another similar classic is speculoos pasta - a paste made from speculoos biscuit.
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I love a good PB&J. I like to make them in a pan like a grilled cheese too.
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I prefer the natural unsweetened and unsalted peanut butter.

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Wow... Didn't know that wasn't a thing everywhere else.

It's essential because it's packed with nutrition and has a very long shelf life.
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I prefer the natural unsweetened and unsalted peanut butter.

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But what's the added value? Isn't it the same thing as ground peanuts in oil or butter?
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I keep a jar of creamy peanut butter for my dog. Never eat it myself though
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I prefer the natural unsweetened and unsalted peanut butter.

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But what's the added value? Isn't it the same thing as ground peanuts in oil or butter?
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Yes. It’s healthier without the sugar and I think tastes much better.
I never liked peanut butter until I discovered the natural kind.
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Had some for the first time in my life. Heard americans rave about it all the time and how they miss it when living in europe.

It's NOT AT ALL what I had in mind this whole time. I expected it to be creamy, buttery and SWEET. Sort of like snickers paste with less chocolate.

It's just ground peanuts in some oil. With some awkward pieces of salt mixed in while there's also a mild sugar taste. It's GROSS.

Americans please explain, how is this essential food exactly?

obama9

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 Quoting: SomeoneSpecific


Hey ! Don't be racist. George Washington Carver invented that. Peanut butter cookies aren't that bad. I don't even do Reeses Pieces.
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


George Washington Carver did not invent Peanut Butter, and it is not bad, if you got bad peanut butter it must have been old, nor is there any oil mixed into it, that the natural peanut oil. You can make it at home, just get good peanut roast them, then put them into a blender until they are smooth peanut butter or leave some less crushed and smooth that is crunchy peanut butter.

You can make peanut butter fudge and mix it with chocolate.

The reasons peanut butter was invent I think someone in Canada invented it, was for people who had no teeth and older people for the protein that peanut butter contains.

As for George Washington Carver invention which are numerous, the peanut oil was his, plus some type of hard plastic that could hold up being hit by a sludge hammer. Ford put this plastic on some of his cars, he wanted Carver to work for him, Carver was not willing to work for him, he continued to work for himself, he has a lot of patient under his name. He also was a botanist, a painter, he made his own mixture of paint using his knowledge, he also invented the way to use soybeans and the oil from those beans.

To say for sure, peanut butter is not for everyone, it is healthy butter. The oil was used in the first diesel car engine. It is a versatile oil, also use in body rubs during the outbreak of polio. It goes into the skin better than others at the time, it seems to help the patients, even FDR, George W. Carver was the one helping him with this, not many people knew at the time he was a crippled man, it was because he had polio.
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when I was a child, my dad was a machinist at the plant that made Skippy peanut butter - he could have all the peanut butter he wanted for free

I swear they put it my baby bottle, it featured large in our diet

I still eat peanut butter, all these decades later - but I like the natural kind now, with extra salt
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Had some for the first time in my life. Heard americans rave about it all the time and how they miss it when living in europe.

It's NOT AT ALL what I had in mind this whole time. I expected it to be creamy, buttery and SWEET. Sort of like snickers paste with less chocolate.

It's just ground peanuts in some oil. With some awkward pieces of salt mixed in while there's also a mild sugar taste. It's GROSS.

Americans please explain, how is this essential food exactly?

obama9

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 Quoting: SomeoneSpecific


All peanut butters are not created equal.

What brand did you try?
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I not too much into jelly with peanut butter, apple slices or banana slices are more my way of eating sandwiches made with peanut butter, also a peanut butter cake always works, you can mix the peanut butter with chocolate cake, and it works too. Reese's pieces, is peanut butter and chocolate together.
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I introduced a former Nicaraguan employee to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Every month he would ask me to buy him jars of peanut butter and strawberry jam when I went the "big city". I have yet to meet one kid here who doesn't like it the first time they try it.

It's my favorite hiking snack. I like Nutella, but would pick PB & strawberry jam over Nutella.
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Just wait till you crave it, you'll be eating it by the spoonful in no time. It's also good smeared on sliced apples.
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it's not something you eat by itself, it goes best with something sweet

my dad used to eat these weird sandwiches which I always thought were bizarre until one night drunk I tried one and it wasn't so bad

it was peanut butter, mayonnaise and lettuce
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Peter Pan peanut butter
Ingredients: Roasted Peanuts, Sugar, Less than 2% of: Hydrogenated Vegetable Oils (Cottonseed and Rapeseed), Salt.
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Peter Pan peanut butter
Ingredients: Roasted Peanuts, Sugar, Less than 2% of: Hydrogenated Vegetable Oils (Cottonseed and Rapeseed), Salt.
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hahaha. Oh man. It came full circle. 5 stars.
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Did you smear it on something toasted and dunk it in coffee?
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Re: Peanut butter is not how I thought it would be
Had some for the first time in my life. Heard americans rave about it all the time and how they miss it when living in europe.

It's NOT AT ALL what I had in mind this whole time. I expected it to be creamy, buttery and SWEET. Sort of like snickers paste with less chocolate.

It's just ground peanuts in some oil. With some awkward pieces of salt mixed in while there's also a mild sugar taste. It's GROSS.

Americans please explain, how is this essential food exactly?

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 Quoting: SomeoneSpecific


Sounds like you got ahold of some real peanut butter. The real stuff has the oils floats to the top and requires a good stir.
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When I was a kid peanut butter and honey sandwiches were my absolute favorite. I still love the natural unsweetened peanut butter - but I hardly ever eat it. I make my own healthy "Reeces" too occasionally with peanut flour and real dark chocolate.

Try it again OP, with honey or jelly.
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OP, you never had a peanut sauce with Asian food? Or a peanut sauce on Indian food? They are made from peanut butter.
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It's hard to get a good taste as I remember as a child peanut butter. They put so many additives that that original taste has gone. It is always a staple food here, with bread and vegemite, honey was a also the breakfast staple too. And when money was tight, you fell back onto those 3 staple foods.

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Had some for the first time in my life. Heard americans rave about it all the time and how they miss it when living in europe.

It's NOT AT ALL what I had in mind this whole time. I expected it to be creamy, buttery and SWEET. Sort of like snickers paste with less chocolate.

It's just ground peanuts in some oil. With some awkward pieces of salt mixed in while there's also a mild sugar taste. It's GROSS.

Americans please explain, how is this essential food exactly?

obama9

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 Quoting: SomeoneSpecific


Peanut butter was invented by a black man. It was his personal trojan horse to get back at all the white people in his city. It had the same consistency, texture, color, and smell of what he needed to feed every white person in his city - human feces from black folks (investors in the company). This information is so secret, the government keeps it at Area-51 so the white people never find it.

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I don't know if you got the best in quality. That might make a difference. My choice would be organic, crunchy, not creamy. An organic brand wouldn't be loaded with sugar, or palm oil. You would have to stir it. Peanut butter does have amounts of aflatoxin in it, but again, organic would have the least and no sugar. Aflatoxins can cause liver cancer. So you don't want the junk brands . They will have more, plus other unwanted items.





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