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Coastie Patriot
 User ID: 73191545  United States04/04/2021 06:45 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Or She doesn’t seem to realize how busy I am with work this time of year and she wants to do it like rabbits!! What about my feelings. I’m more than a cheap piece of hossenpfeffer. Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Wild Edibles
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| Wild Edibles
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| Coastie Patriot
User ID: 73191545 United States04/04/2021 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | With the pressure of Easter and making jelly beans and colored eggs and chocolate i don’t seem to last more than 10 seconds with her doc. She’s starting to get mad.... Quoting: Coastie Patriot Or She doesn’t seem to realize how busy I am with work this time of year and she wants to do it like rabbits!! What about my feelings. I’m more than a cheap piece of hossenpfeffer. I caught her with the energizer bunny... how am I supposed,to keep up with an electric rabbit!!!???? Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| NOLAangel
User ID: 79558822 United States04/04/2021 07:59 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| NOLAangel
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| NOLAangel
User ID: 79558822 United States04/04/2021 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Note: Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie EDITED: 4-04-2021 I may be slow in responding to contest entries today as I am also hosting a "doom thread" today as well ...and just got news that has me pretty bummed. I just learned that IF THE IRISH DOCTOR ANNOUNCING VAX INFO TODAY IS CORRECT 100%...THEN my mom and sister may only have 24 to 36 months left. TY O'sCookie I just saw this from your OP and sorry to hear, but keep the faith. That is what I am doing with my family.  |
| GLP Saved Me
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| Deplorable Zenobia
User ID: 75308763 United States04/04/2021 08:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Love your caption contests, O's C! Just throwing one in for the fun of it. Lemme see, ok, the dog and muffin pic. Dog telling his human...."I'm telling you no one will pay big bucks by selling this muffin. But you might find someone who will believe it's the Shroud of Furrin if we just stick a few dog hairs around the edges."  And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
| I_Object!
User ID: 75951799  Netherlands04/04/2021 08:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IMAGES TO CAPTION:  You know, I got a cousin looks just like you. He lives just North of Alaska. His name is Baby. Baby Harp Seal.  Dr. Freud: "Zo, Peeta, Tell me about deez rtheecurrent nightmares." Peter: "Doc, Doc. It's awful. I become Santa Claus and gained a tremendous amount of weight, which in and of itself is very concerning. But I find myself struggling my fat little fluffy body down the chimney of this luxury home only to find this weird, disgusting old couple just standing there staring at me when I step out of their fireplace. The fat old hag has her face stuffed with chocolate chip cookies and milk dripping from the sides of her mouth and her husband is behind her on all fours peeking out from behind her scared out of his wits." Dr. Freud: "Zo? Vhat happens next Peeta?" Peter: "That nasty old hag starts screaming at me." Dr. Freud: "And vhat does she zay Peeta?" Peter: "Get the BEEP out of my house you BEEPER BEEPING BEEPER BEEP BEEP! If I ever see you here again I'll BEEPING the BEEPING BEEP BEEP out of you!. Go BEEP and BEEP do you hear me you BEEPING BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!" Dr. Freud: "Oh my Peeta. I hope you don't know her." Peter: "It's BEEPER BEEPING Hillary BEEPING Clinton" ......................................... Constitutional Conservative ......................................... |
| AdorableLittlepixie
User ID: 80214207  Australia04/04/2021 08:14 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  You know I just can't stomach any gluten but the sugar in that thing will be perfect and make catching that cat oh so much easier. :Happy Easter: My membership is supposed to have expired on the 31/3/2021, so any second now you could witness my star falling. AdorableLittlepixie I am safe and protected with every step I take with everybody always. |
| Texas Best Republic
Don’t Mess With Texas! User ID: 4524052 United States04/04/2021 08:14 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | #1. I can make you a much better and tastier version if you let me have the babe in the bag. #2. Then Dr Fauci told me my life would be saved with the new vaccine cause no one would require the rabbit test any longer. Everyone is sterile. S’all I got. Happy Easter. ………… For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.….. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 08:27 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You know I just can't stomach any gluten but the sugar in that thing will be perfect and make catching that cat oh so much easier. :Happy Easter: My membership is supposed to have expired on the 31/3/2021, so any second now you could witness my star falling. OH NOOOSSSEEEE! NOT a "falling star!" Good caption, LittlePixie! If you win I have your back! (But NOT the muffin!) LOVE THOSE PICTURES! hERE'S ONE BACK ACHA:   The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 04/04/2021 08:28 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 08:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IMAGES TO CAPTION: Quoting: I_Object! You know, I got a cousin looks just like you. He lives just North of Alaska. His name is Baby. Baby Harp Seal. Dr. Freud: "Zo, Peeta, Tell me about deez rtheecurrent nightmares." Peter: "Doc, Doc. It's awful. I become Santa Claus and gained a tremendous amount of weight, which in and of itself is very concerning. But I find myself struggling my fat little fluffy body down the chimney of this luxury home only to find this weird, disgusting old couple just standing there staring at me when I step out of their fireplace. The fat old hag has her face stuffed with chocolate chip cookies and milk dripping from the sides of her mouth and her husband is behind her on all fours peeking out from behind her scared out of his wits." Dr. Freud: "Zo? Vhat happens next Peeta?" Peter: "That nasty old hag starts screaming at me." Dr. Freud: "And vhat does she zay Peeta?" Peter: "Get the BEEP out of my house you BEEPER BEEPING BEEPER BEEP BEEP! If I ever see you here again I'll BEEPING the BEEPING BEEP BEEP out of you!. Go BEEP and BEEP do you hear me you BEEPING BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!" Dr. Freud: "Oh my Peeta. I hope you don't know her." Peter: "It's BEEPER BEEPING Hillary BEEPING Clinton" Somehow I just KNEW Hillary would show up in this CONTEST...AND HERE SHE IS!  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Love your caption contests, O's C! Just throwing one in for the fun of it. Lemme see, ok, the dog and muffin pic. Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia Dog telling his human...."I'm telling you no one will pay big bucks by selling this muffin. But you might find someone who will believe it's the Shroud of Furrin if we just stick a few dog hairs around the edges." THE SHROUD OF FUR-IN!!" OMG!! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Ghosthuntermaria
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| Ghosthuntermaria
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| FirtyFree
User ID: 80083651 United States04/04/2021 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Xxxxxx Last Edited by Sentient Transient on 04/04/2021 08:38 PM If it isn't in The Bible then it is just conspiracy theory. |
| FirtyFree
User ID: 80083651 United States04/04/2021 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dog pic: As I see that muffin I just wanna feed my face! Ay curumba! Last Edited by Sentient Transient on 04/04/2021 08:40 PM If it isn't in The Bible then it is just conspiracy theory. |
| AdorableLittlepixie
User ID: 80214207 Australia04/04/2021 08:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Rabbit to Freud: You know that Ive been to the taxidermist so, it's making you look rather silly counseling a stuffed rabbit. Did you forget that its April fools day? AdorableLittlepixie I am safe and protected with every step I take with everybody always. |
| NOLAangel
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| dac
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| NOLAangel
User ID: 79558822 United States04/04/2021 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You know I just can't stomach any gluten but the sugar in that thing will be perfect and make catching that cat oh so much easier. :Happy Easter: My membership is supposed to have expired on the 31/3/2021, so any second now you could witness my star falling. I got your back too, even if you don't win. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WUPY...You are too good! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 09:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You know I just can't stomach any gluten but the sugar in that thing will be perfect and make catching that cat oh so much easier. :Happy Easter: My membership is supposed to have expired on the 31/3/2021, so any second now you could witness my star falling. I got your back too, even if you don't win. You're a sweetheart,NOLAangel!! I had hoped I would get my stimulus check before this and I would have put up for at least 5 upgrades. As it is...Only can afford the one. NEXT HOLIDAY AFTER I GET THE CHECK WE'LL HAVE A CAPTION CONTEST "BONANZA!!" The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | -------------------------------- Quoting: dac IMAGES TO CAPTION: MISSING HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Name: FIDO AGE: 3 dog years Height: 2'7" Weight: 22 LBS Aliases: "Whose The Good Girl?" "Whose The Puppy?" NOW...THAT is an original! TY! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 09:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OH! THANKS! (I didn't even realize they had dropped my pin!..Only got 3 hours out of my pin! Boo!) The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 04/04/2021 09:10 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States04/04/2021 09:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For the bunny and Dr Freud... Quoting: Ghosthuntermaria "Mr Rabbit...and where on GLP is this planet called Niburu?" Maria We don't seem to talk about that "theory" much, do we. Guess it fell out of favor when the solar micro-nova material was introduced. Not to worry about a "rogue planet" if the SUN IS GOING TO FRY/FREEZE OUR ASSES! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| NOLAangel
User ID: 79558822 United States04/04/2021 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
'd for ya.
