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I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!

 
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I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
For help takeing care of the kids.
Not sure to do 5a or hiding
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04/04/2021 09:39 PM

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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
Yes, it is a tarp!

None of my beeswax but how are things in the boudoir?

If she never wants to have sex or doesn't enjoy the sex with you, she might be serious. If you do still enjoy each other, don't do it. It will not end well.
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04/04/2021 09:40 PM
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It was a dare.
The best stories are told by the survivors.
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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
For help takeing care of the kids.
Not sure to do 5a or hiding
 Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog


When she leaves you?
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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
She might just like your money the stability you bring to the household, but she don't want your fat sweaty ass to mount her.
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04/04/2021 09:44 PM

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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
 Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog


Yeah, that way she doesn't feel bad boning her BF!!
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:endwell:
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Is she mad at you?
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04/04/2021 09:50 PM
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My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
 Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog


Yeah, that way she doesn't feel bad boning her BF!!
 Quoting: The Ender


This!
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Is she mad at you?
 Quoting: J Girl


Nope! I am 57 she is 36 and we have a 2.5 year old and 6 months
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04/04/2021 09:52 PM
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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
Sorry to say, but it sounds like she has a bf.

Go to marriagebuilders.com forum and post your dilemma. They will be able to help guide you through this.

Good luck.
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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
She's feeling guilty because she doesn't put out and you are mismatched. Perhaps you should negotiate your max....Otherwise, she's already half out the door and wants to use you as an excuse to leave.
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She's feeling guilty because she doesn't put out and you are mismatched. Perhaps you should negotiate your max....Otherwise, she's already half out the door and wants to use you as an excuse to leave.
 Quoting: Crazy Chicken Lady


She is very Loyal! And a great mother. The kids keep us busy and I am hard to handle at times. "Mismatched" not exactly! I stick out in a crowd.
J Girl

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Maybe it’s code for wanting you to help more with the kids. That’s my last idea. I can see that being a sarcastic way of letting you know she is overwhelmed.
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04/04/2021 10:02 PM
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She has another interest and this is her way of mitigating her guilt.
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She's feeling guilty because she doesn't put out and you are mismatched. Perhaps you should negotiate your max....Otherwise, she's already half out the door and wants to use you as an excuse to leave.
 Quoting: Crazy Chicken Lady


She is very Loyal! And a great mother. The kids keep us busy and I am hard to handle at times. "Mismatched" not exactly! I stick out in a crowd.
 Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog


By "mismatched ", I mean you want it more than her, lol. I've told my husband to find a hooker or something lol, but never actually mean it.
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04/04/2021 10:05 PM
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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
Is she mad at you?
 Quoting: J Girl


Nope! I am 57 she is 36 and we have a 2.5 year old and 6 months
 Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog


Read between the lines. She's being pummeled by cock, or is scheming on being pummeled by cocks. Therefore, you might as well as bang some hotties...maybe it will lead to some super keen groupsex and/or girl-girl action.

It's like you won the lottery. Enjoy!
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My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
 Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog


Yeah, that way she doesn't feel bad boning her BF!!
 Quoting: The Ender


thiss
No bromo dude...
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Is she mad at you?
 Quoting: J Girl


Nope! I am 57 she is 36 and we have a 2.5 year old and 6 months
 Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog


Read between the lines. She's being pummeled by cock, or is scheming on being pummeled by cocks. Therefore, you might as well as bang some hotties...maybe it will lead to some super keen groupsex and/or girl-girl action.

It's like you won the lottery. Enjoy!
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You guys are fucked up.

chuckle
No bromo dude...
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04/04/2021 10:16 PM
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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
Maybe it’s code for wanting you to help more with the kids. That’s my last idea. I can see that being a sarcastic way of letting you know she is overwhelmed.
 Quoting: J Girl


Yes! I see your point! I do help out every day. I work and run a business too.
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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
Is she mad at you?
 Quoting: J Girl


Nope! I am 57 she is 36 and we have a 2.5 year old and 6 months
 Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog


Read between the lines. She's being pummeled by cock, or is scheming on being pummeled by cocks. Therefore, you might as well as bang some hotties...maybe it will lead to some super keen groupsex and/or girl-girl action.

It's like you won the lottery. Enjoy!
 Quoting: GrimReaper20


You guys are fucked up.

chuckle
 Quoting: BuckyBalls


I hadn't thought of that! Hell I'm going to dream land. Night Y'all
My Foolish Daydream

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She's cheating on you. Sorry, OP :c
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What state do you live in? Might make a difference if she wants a divorce and you have an affair.

It's a trap
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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
Is she mad at you?
 Quoting: J Girl


Nope! I am 57 she is 36 and we have a 2.5 year old and 6 months
 Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog


Read between the lines. She's being pummeled by cock, or is scheming on being pummeled by cocks. Therefore, you might as well as bang some hotties...maybe it will lead to some super keen groupsex and/or girl-girl action.

It's like you won the lottery. Enjoy!
 Quoting: GrimReaper20


One chick I was dating had threesomes with her ex husband (then current) and he left her for the other girl they brought in.

Beware.
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She's cheating on you. Sorry, OP :c
 Quoting: My Foolish Daydream


He knows, he just enjoys basking in his cucked out denial.

Tell him that his wife (Evelyn) and I would like for him to wash up those dishes we left and to turn the stereo up just a tad. Oh yeah... and bring me my smokes and weed outta of my jacket downstairs. Thanksbeer2

Now...where where we girl?? bananasex
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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
Sorry to say, but it sounds like she has a bf.

Go to marriagebuilders.com forum and post your dilemma. They will be able to help guide you through this.

Good luck.
 Quoting: 75598709


Yep
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She has another interest and this is her way of mitigating her guilt.
 Quoting: Einherjar of Flies


Yep,

Expectation is that he says, well you should get a bf also.
My guess, she already has one, if not, also guessing 36 yo female has an easier time finding side piece
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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
How terrible to be in this situation.

I can't even handle being with a woman who I know

"did" some guy I know.

To know your "wife" is cheating is just 'depressing'.

How sad for the children.

And this guy doesn't even get this?

Wow! Society is really lost if relationships like this exist.

Pray to God He helps you make a better life for yourself

and those children.

GET.RID.OF.HER!!!!
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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
Theres a very very small chance shes really doing this bc she loves you and really think you deserve some spoiling.

Most probably shes thinking or has done the same and she doesnt wants to feel guilty, so if you do it first its kinda ok.

Generally this is a bad sign, being at least a little jealous of your significant other is necessary.
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Re: I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!
its a woman its always a trap. now context. we need the context of the situation that this suggestion got proposed. what were the exact words she said. crazy hot scale where is the subject? my wife is cute an kinda nuts Gf suggestion would be so far out of her wheelhouse i would be searching for the pod.





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