I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!!

She probably watched that show called Seeking Sister Wives. It came on last night after Sister Wives. Ask her if it’s ok if she has a couple of kids too.
She is probably desperate for some help with the kids.

Pehaps shes bi and wants to have a threesome?
Ask her if she has anyone in mind.

Her Sister is a different story!! I could write Books. Life is Great!

This.

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After thinking about your ages and the ages of your children and that in your original post you said "to reward me for taking care of the children" you should have compassion for her and not take her seriously. Too many emotions going on in there to play with.

The kids...really? Jeeze, you are dumb.

Most likely reason: she has been fucking everyone and does not want to stop. She knows sooner or later you will find out. Get a DNA test on your kids.

WHy the fuck is this pinned?

Have you asked your wife what she meant?
Or what she needs?

to piss you off.

Not taking it seriously and there was no reward for me in my original post.

Come on, man

It's the original conspiracy!

Women

Pretty Much!! How do you like The Person who Pinned This Now?

The only correct response is to ask your wife out on a date and make her your girlfriend.

A woman interested in you wouldn't want to share you.
I have an overweight man who I think is hot and wouldn't ever share him .

Sincerely sorry that your marriage is failing.

I am sending her to the Spa for her BD on Saturday.

Your wife is fucking a former NBA player and she feels guilty about it.


How's that.... Do I fit in now?

No... Go with her.. laugh with her and grab her butt. That's the way back into a woman's heart.

No.

You fit in when you don't care if you fit in.

Only if you do Circles in her VG , then you Fit....

I'd focus on her yourself as well. Spa idea is good.

Just you and her. Doesn't have to be something extravagant, but just do something simple. Find each other again.

Get someone you trust to watch the kids for a couple hours.

Do something she doesn't expect during the week, like a load of dirty clothes, or even just wipe the piss from around the toilet area.


You'll be amazed at how small things make a huge difference, not just with her, but for you as well. You guys are a team, if you bail, the other team will be the same amount of work, and you'll still have the old team you left to care for too.


Fantasies are one thing, but sex prizes are for life, some men have more than others. ;)

I think you are spot on!!

I will Never! Bail......

Dude, no. She wants the house.

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I sense that with you, however she may.


Women need to connect, they want a bit of containment, not ownership, or a control-freak, but a man that claims his woman.

If you're not giving this to her she'll start to drift, first inside herself, then she'll project out to others.


There is a deep-desire in women to be dominated by their men whether these modern women will admitted or not, they want to be the center of their man's attention, but they also don't want a doormat, or a man that constantly fawns over them.

You got this and it's not to late. Sometimes fantasies should just stay fantasies.

Tarp!
Learn tao massage dude!

Maybe a little guilt on her part?

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We have two kids (together)and we have been together for 17 years. If she wants me to get a girlfriend I will let her pick out the Nanny.