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I think it's a Tarp! My Wife just told me I can get a GF!! | |
KEK
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| Whatever It Takes
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| Never Go Full Retard
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| Never Go Full Retard
User ID: 79365136 United States04/05/2021 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's feeling guilty because she doesn't put out and you are mismatched. Perhaps you should negotiate your max....Otherwise, she's already half out the door and wants to use you as an excuse to leave. Quoting: Crazy Chicken Lady She is very Loyal! And a great mother. The kids keep us busy and I am hard to handle at times. "Mismatched" not exactly! I stick out in a crowd. Well, she ain't afraid of losing you, bro. |
| Pinochet'sChopperPilot
User ID: 79881278 United States04/05/2021 11:05 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Only one thing that you can do to figure out if it's a trap, is to spring it. It's the only 100% fool proof way to know for sure. So what you have to is find the hottest 18 year old girl in town, get her back to your place. Make sure that your timing is right, you want to make sure that your hands crossing the state line as your wife comes home. You should find out within a few seconds if it's a trap. You may want to make sure she's not bringing home a bull to screw you and screw your wife in front of you. Come on and take a free ride. |
| Never Go Full Retard
User ID: 79365136 United States04/05/2021 11:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think she is just overwhelmed with two kids under 3 years old. If you are pressuring her for sex when she is probably already pretty exhausted it's just easier to tell you to find it elsewhere. I doubt she has any time for a bf with two young kids, but who knows. I don't pressure her for sex, I help with laundry, dishes and the kid's. She doesn't have time for a bf. doesn't take much time...30-60 minutes usually gets the job done. |
| Dogsbollocks
User ID: 79380926  United Kingdom04/05/2021 11:07 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Connect the Dots. Her guilt conscience at work here. She is obviously getting it elsewhere. She feels a bit guilty.Reason being she has told you she has lost her sex drive.Which is a lie because she is getting her brains fucked out when you are at work. So she says to you why not get a GF You take up the offer. She wont feel guilty banging her lover. Set up Spy Camera around the House.Put a GPS tracking device on her Vehicle. Dogsbollocks |
| Zalinsky
User ID: 45481864 United States04/05/2021 11:10 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog I don't pressure her for sex, I help with laundry, dishes and the kid's. She doesn't have time for a bf. Two kids that age...she is exhausted and probably feeling bad about her body and look and everything else. Probably feeling completely non-erotic. She might also be suffering from depression. Unless you have a nanny or someone else looking after the kids, and she has lots of free time, there is no chance she is having an affair, especially in a COVID world. Just keep supporting her. If you have a "sexual emergency", go rub one out. Once the youngest is a bit older, things might settle back to normal a bit. Regardless, don't have an affair. It will destroy your marriage, regardless of whether or not she is giving you permission.  I think you are spot on!! One other important note.... Not only will it destroy your marriage, but your kids will eventually understand what happened, and they will hate you for it. As someone else said, find someone to watch the kids, and take her out for a night. |
| blunt man
User ID: 80217967  Australia04/05/2021 11:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am a GLPER Been Here For Years. This is really fucking up my head. My wife is Awesome! We have two of the "Cutest Little Characters" who wear us out. With that said, I Still Think It's a Tarp! Just Sayin. Quoting: Ralph the Troll Dog Sounds like she's getting you to think about a life where she's been replaced. Most replies cover the screwing around approach. But another less fun one to think about is she's making preparations for the big departure. Has she started going to the doctors more often? What's wrong with all you guys saying "she has a boyfriend", "she's evil", "she going to dump you because she's a golddigger". Like all yall have experience with 2 babies and a real life? Did you even read what I typed? |
| Zalinsky
User ID: 45481864 United States04/05/2021 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Connect the Dots. Quoting: Dogsbollocks Her guilt conscience at work here. She is obviously getting it elsewhere. She feels a bit guilty.Reason being she has told you she has lost her sex drive.Which is a lie because she is getting her brains fucked out when you are at work. So she says to you why not get a GF You take up the offer. She wont feel guilty banging her lover. Set up Spy Camera around the House.Put a GPS tracking device on her Vehicle. All of these people claiming an affair have clearly never been in a house with a 2 y.o. and a 6 month old. Not saying it's impossible, just saying that sex is probably the last thing on her mind right now. |
| American Poet
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| USCG Popeye
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| Never Go Full Retard
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| Never Go Full Retard
User ID: 79365136 United States04/05/2021 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Connect the Dots. Quoting: Dogsbollocks Her guilt conscience at work here. She is obviously getting it elsewhere. She feels a bit guilty.Reason being she has told you she has lost her sex drive.Which is a lie because she is getting her brains fucked out when you are at work. So she says to you why not get a GF You take up the offer. She wont feel guilty banging her lover. Set up Spy Camera around the House.Put a GPS tracking device on her Vehicle. All of these people claiming an affair have clearly never been in a house with a 2 y.o. and a 6 month old. Not saying it's impossible, just saying that sex is probably the last thing on her mind right now. I'm not sure who you lived with... |
| SafeandSound
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| Never Go Full Retard
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| 1guynAz
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| Observer62
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| ~Sloane~
User ID: 79876763 United States04/05/2021 11:43 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Could she be experiencing Postpartum depression? Rather than a girlfriend, you might want to hire someone to help her out with the kids a few hours a day? I tend to think she might be having a really tough time to make what sounds like such an outrageous suggestion. She's gotta be exhausted. Take care of her please.  Last Edited by ~Sloane~ on 04/06/2021 01:12 AM |
| anybodysguess
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| Red John
User ID: 41657137 Canada04/05/2021 11:58 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | really? Why aren't the other men calling out this ridiculous behavior from men??? Guys just look the other way and pat guys on the back. I've seen my share of feminazi thots, skanks, bar flies from the booooommmmmaaaarrrrs, eXers, Mills, and Z's generations who shame, and ridicule, the chaste and "praise" the perversion of consuming the dick buffet dudes do the same shaming and ridiculing dudes as being sub human because they're not out there fucking as many different chicks as possible Last Edited by Swirl King on 04/05/2021 11:58 PM |
| Agent MIB
User ID: 80123343  Philippines04/06/2021 12:05 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She is most likely projecting and is fucking other men. If you really want to mind fuck her, come out that you're gay and demand to have sex with the men she's fucking.  Last Edited by Agent MIB on 04/06/2021 12:06 AM You are born with the truth, then taught a lie. |
| Southern Avenger
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| Accountability is Coming
User ID: 80191387 United States04/06/2021 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't sweat it. It's just her way of letting you know that she doesn't love you anymore. Yes... Accountability is coming. Those in authority and positions of trust will be held to a stricter judgment. From the highest offices of government, to the lowly Internet Forum Moderator. My best advice to them is to stop censoring those who tell the truth, and stop enabling the dishonest. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77337151 United States04/06/2021 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The only correct response is to ask your wife out on a date and make her your girlfriend. Quoting: samanthasunflower I am sending her to the Spa for her BD on Saturday. No... Go with her.. laugh with her and grab her butt. That's the way back into a woman's heart. No absolutely not. She wants ALONE time and a chance to unwind without having to please everyone. Give her a whole day to herself to go shopping, the spa, whatever. Tell her you will watch the kids all day and even make dinner. That's what she wants. Guaranteed. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79829492 United States04/06/2021 02:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| The Rickest Rick Sanchez
User ID: 79987139 United States04/06/2021 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry to say, but it sounds like she has a bf. Quoting: 75598709 Go to marriagebuilders.com forum and post your dilemma. They will be able to help guide you through this. Good luck. Thanks for that suggestion. I am trying to get my wife to look at the info on that site and to go through the worksheets. It makes so much sense and actually reflects a lot of what I have been saying already to her about the cause and solutions to our issues. The Love Bank concept is spot on. When one of the people in a couple closes the window at the bank to the other person and starts allowing random customers to butt in line... it doesn't take long to destroy a relationship. I think it all starts because we aren't taught how to ask for what we want. Instead of assertive, we become apathetic or aggressive. The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them. The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author. |
| diverdan01
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| Sardonic Dadaist
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| Sardonic Dadaist
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