There was an ancient Hopi prophecy that the United States of America would eventually be ruled by an old senile man that enjoyed eating dog shit straight from the source.

It was said that in his first year, he would focus mainly on getting his strength back through his dog fecal diet.

In the second year, it was prophesied, that this leader would move past dogs buttholes and start to wage war with other world leaders, threatening them with sanctions and take over of their pet dogs, which he fully intended to also dine on their logs.

:comeonman: <----- I'll start a war if Dr. Jill doesn't let me eat 4 logs a day.