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Have you cheated DEATH before?

 
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I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't.

I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back.
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Yes, a plane crash and two near head on collisions while driving (I thank the Lord that I was protected) and don;t take it for granted!!
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plus surviving a brain stroke as a 3 year old.
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I often wonder why God has spared me!! and what He has planned for me...
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Once. Haunts me to this day. There is nothing on the other side. Pure black. Matter is made of atomic particles and then quarks and then who knows what. None of that was there.
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Maybe if you stayed dead you'd see the light??

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Jolly Roger your description of the rip time was Spot on . the very first time i inched up and got dragged back 2 feet i laughed. i was a fireman you get those laffs when danger is near. its more of a wakeup call telling yourself you all of your 5 senses and get in the zone. and then like friggin conan your the boss hearty smiles to you Bro
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this is a gfreat thread
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3 times last I checked...a GHB habit can be a bitch.
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Nobody cheats death
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....MOST OF U.S. ARE DOING IT NOW.......UH.
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YEAH STUPID STUFF...100 IN A 25MPH

135 IN A '77 BUICK RIVERIA WITH THE 455
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I got a 75 in a 25 with open container close to 40 years ago. '72 CHevelle.
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....MOST OF U.S. ARE DOING IT NOW.......UH.
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YEAH STUPID STUFF...100 IN A 25MPH

135 IN A '77 BUICK RIVERIA WITH THE 455
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I got a 75 in a 25 with open container close to 40 years ago. '72 CHevelle.
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Someone must've called 911 to get the 5-0 out there. Were you charged with a 501? 10-4.
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Once. Haunts me to this day. There is nothing on the other side. Pure black. Matter is made of atomic particles and then quarks and then who knows what. None of that was there.
 Quoting: CherryPoodoo


Maybe if you stayed dead you'd see the light??

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 Quoting: Tim the Enchanter


I have no idea. Whatever I was then was nothing. My body eventually took over and my soul or whatever we call us, came back to it. Very slowly and with very severe after effects.

I didn't learn calculus and I couldn't play piano after but this many years later I am somewhat at peace with what is coming, at least for me.

It seems like it might be the Universe's ultimate solitary confinement. You keep your thoughts but you are less than an atom to express them.

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In 1984, drank a bottle of tequila before joining some friends to go four wheeling in the back country of the Black Hills in South Dakota. The driver was wasted as well. We went up on a hill and over corrected, jeep came down hit a tree and the jeep flipped. I got shot out the back seat of the jeep through the top and landed on my back. Slid a while till the tree the jeep hit fell on me, breaking a couple ribs and puncturing a lung. Walked away without any issues after healing.
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My first ~120mph wheelie into a 10-second tank slapper definitely scared me the most. That wobble had my life flashing...
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i jumped a canal bridge at 85mph, got air about height of a small house, crossed it up mid-flight and nailed the landing only to get into a moderate tank slapper, no fun. probably the dumbest thing i ever did on a bike.

i have never owned a bike capable of 120mph wheelies and likely never will cause i know what would happen peace
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I have a 1979 Honda CBX out in the shed right now. Engine needs a rebuild. 6 cyl. Would wheelie at any speed, but I think those days are behind me now.
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I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't.

I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back.
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Coulda, shoulda, woulda...

Maybe a better question might be: 'have you cheated LIFE?"
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being an excellent swimmer, i was in cali and hit the beach. the waves looked ok nothing huge so i decide to go body surfing which ive did all over the world.
i got caught in a rip tide which is just a giant undertoe and i could not break loose. the water was just over my head so i had to keep jumpimg to get air. try as i might i couldnt get out and exhausted myself. as i said to myself this is how it ends? my life started flashing in front of me. yes its true. like a quick movie.
2 woman saw me and started to swin out tword me and i screamed stop its dangerous. 1 woman returned to shore to get a life guard and the other got caught up with me in the rip tide ,now there are two of us drownding. somehow i made it too her we locked arms and for the first time i could fight the rip tide or rather us. as the tide went out i dug my feet into the bottom and wasnt swept back. the guard makes it out with a buoy with a rope which we grab and get towed into shore. i went into mild shock and was hyperventilatimg. the paramedics were called and checked me out. i refused service.went to where i was staying was was sick as a dog the rest of the day including high fever.In my heart of heart i believe God intervened because it wasnt my time. ill never forget struggling with all my strength to fight that tide only to be thrown back the oposite wave. i was never able to thank the 2 woman. maybe one will read this. God Bless You
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always paralell the shore in a rip... if you can get out of it and paralell.
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Yes.

I was run over by a mini-van, ran right up my leg, up my back and all the way to my neck. I think the tire spun my head out cause, well, I still have a head and didn't die.

I have some gnarly pictures of tire tracks all over me. I ended up getting a tattoo of tire tracks with the date I was run over.

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Head on collision on hwy 75 mph.
45mph into concrete bridge.
40 ft fall
Theres more but thats a few.
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How on earth did you survive the first two? The fall is major too.

Injuries?
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Yes, bullets and explosions.
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You never cheat death !! When your turn comes up in that long line, there is no way out!! You can walk into a line of fire and not get hit by a bullet. Crawl thru a mine field, and nothing. Walk out of a building and a cement block drops on your head !!

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Shattered the back of my skull when I was 8, docs told parents if I survive the 15+ operation I would most likely be in vegetative state

Survived the surgery, was in a coma for about 3 weeks

They left the hole in my skull to for bone growth and I had a plate put in at 10
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I really hope you survived, because I like you. In fact, if you died, don't tell me.
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....MOST OF U.S. ARE DOING IT NOW.......UH.
 Quoting: muckuh


YEAH STUPID STUFF...100 IN A 25MPH

135 IN A '77 BUICK RIVERIA WITH THE 455
 Quoting: muckuh


I got a 75 in a 25 with open container close to 40 years ago. '72 CHevelle.
 Quoting: Crunch62


Someone must've called 911 to get the 5-0 out there. Were you charged with a 501? 10-4.
 Quoting: uhhuh


No, thankfully. It was 2 AM and I had some buddies in the car and we were looking for someplace to eat. I pulled into a Carl's Jr. that had been open 24 hours but no longer was. I made an illegal left turn out of the parking lot (it was 2 AM) and headed down a residential street toward a taco place I knew was open. Buddies and I had been drinking for hours, as well as snorting coke. It was a long time ago.

I get this car on my tail, I'm doing 25 down this street and am getting tailgated. So I sped up a little. Car is still on my ass, so I sped up a little more. Still there. I sped up a little more and so did he. I looked at my buddy and asked, "Does this guy want to race?"

I floored it, and the car was still behind me. I said, "Watch this be a cop", and that's about when the red/blues came on.

VC Deputy gave me a sobriety test, and then called a supervisor out. The both of them then gave me another sobriety test. I was then told I would be cited for the 75 in a 25 and open container. They told me to drive straight home and not stop to get something to eat.

We did stop at Denny's on the way home. We were hungry.

That was an expensive ticket, about $275 which was over a week's wages for me back then.

But not cheating death.
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Yes.

I was run over by a mini-van, ran right up my leg, up my back and all the way to my neck. I think the tire spun my head out cause, well, I still have a head and didn't die.

I have some gnarly pictures of tire tracks all over me. I ended up getting a tattoo of tire tracks with the date I was run over.
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That's incredible. Here's a tip to sound even tougher: Less "mini-van", more "truck" or "SUV".

Trust me, I drive a mini-van. Even homeless people roll their eyes at me.
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I dodged death once. In 2012. I was standing in the same place that a mortar round landed within 10 seconds of it hitting the ground. Six of my guys were wounded. Death does not scare me. Not because of that though. I battled cancer years later. After that battle, I no longer have a healthy fear of death.
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4 And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel.

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None of these stories I'd consider 'cheating death' !! JMHO.

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Had a Sheriff's 9mm Beretta pointed straight at my forehead from about 6 inches years ago. He said, 'Get on the floor'!'

I responded, "no problem' and I got on the floor.

Thankfully, his training kicked in and I didn't get shot.

Not like that Paradise, CA cop we the jury convicted about 5 years ago.
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You never cheat death !! When your turn comes up in that long line, there is no way out!! You can walk into a line of fire and not get hit by a bullet. Crawl thru a mine field, and nothing. Walk out of a building and a cement block drops on your head !!

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 Quoting: Tim the Enchanter


I LAUGH IN DEATHS FACE
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You never cheat death !! When your turn comes up in that long line, there is no way out!! You can walk into a line of fire and not get hit by a bullet. Crawl thru a mine field, and nothing. Walk out of a building and a cement block drops on your head !!

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 Quoting: Tim the Enchanter


I LAUGH IN DEATHS FACE
 Quoting: d1k


Death laughs last.
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You never cheat death !! When your turn comes up in that long line, there is no way out!! You can walk into a line of fire and not get hit by a bullet. Crawl thru a mine field, and nothing. Walk out of a building and a cement block drops on your head !!

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 Quoting: Tim the Enchanter


I LAUGH IN DEATHS FACE
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Death laughs last.
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Touche, my friend.
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You never cheat death !! When your turn comes up in that long line, there is no way out!! You can walk into a line of fire and not get hit by a bullet. Crawl thru a mine field, and nothing. Walk out of a building and a cement block drops on your head !!

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 Quoting: Tim the Enchanter


I LAUGH IN DEATHS FACE
 Quoting: d1k


Death laughs last.
 Quoting: uhhuh


Touche, my friend.
 Quoting: d1k


Stoner thought:

Death has a 24/7 work schedule, he probably a miserable sob.

Thinking of the Bill and Teds Death guy jamming on his bass lmao.
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I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't.

I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back.
 Quoting: uhhuh


No, I don't have the power to cheat death...

The right question is, have I ever tasted the death of the grave...

Yes I have

Many times I have been saved.from.certain death...

A chain saw.event

A head on collision with Tree stumps that were full on trees a.week prior to the head on collision...

That's just a couple events but that doesn't mean I cheated death or got lucky...

In both of those events I was protected from GUARANTEED harm...

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I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't.

I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back.
 Quoting: uhhuh


No, I don't have the power to cheat death...

The right question is, have I ever tasted the death of the grave...

Yes I have

Many times I have been saved.from.certain death...

A chain saw.event

A head on collision with Tree stumps that were full on trees a.week prior to the head on collision...

That's just a couple events but that doesn't mean I cheated death or got lucky...

In both of those events I was protected from GUARANTEED harm...

Marty gd2balive
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Are you a lumberjack?
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Yes. In 1992, I was in the hospital for 7 days. Had a NDE and even had a Catholic Priest come to ask me questions after I recovered.
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