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Have you cheated DEATH before?

 
Thorbulla

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04/07/2021 12:01 PM

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Yes. Got MRSA on my eyebrow after getting them waxed. I had a bit of dry skin I flicked off my brow and 3 days later I was going into septic shock when I got to the ER. My head was swollen up on one side. I found it rather comical that I looked like I was turning into an alien. The nurses and docs appreciated my humor but my husband did not. Anyhoo, I don't even remember leaving the ER and going to the icu. I don't remember being moved out of icu. They told me that for 4 days I was not responding to any combination of drugs. I wasn't beating it. I couldn't stay conscious long enough to talk to my mom on the phone. That night I had a strange experience in the hospital. I felt someone place their hand on the top of my head. I called out to them, asked who was there. I thought it was God or my grandfather whom had passed away. I am not sure whom it was but I felt immense love and warmth. The next morning the doc said I finally had a response to the medications and could get emergency surgery to save me. After surgery I was no longer septic and left the hospital after a few days recovery.
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04/07/2021 12:06 PM
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ONCE WHEN I GOT MARRIED

ONCE WITH A MED ISSUE

ONCE IN A CAR WRECK (poor telephone pole and car)

ONCE ON A MOTORCYCLE (did the Evel Knievel roll)

once when I was in the womb and when born (was being choked by a cord)

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Anaphylaxsis reaction 3x = idiopathic so basically anything that can cause an allergic reaction can at any time cause me to react this way or maybe not - it's hard because people with this type of allergic reaction can eat or be near something one day and have no problem. The next day, it could kill them and the day after that, no problem again.
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04/07/2021 12:11 PM
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near misses? over a decade of biking incidents too many to count. actual death? only once so far. all i will report is: i don't fear it but cherish life more and there does seem to be something after
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04/07/2021 12:14 PM
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I have one friend that was struck by lightning 2x.

Another overdosed 3x, died each time...

My one neighbor seems like he's overdosing every other week... There's an ambulance outside dragging him off very regularly.

I almost pulled out into a busy road one time while I was delivering pizza... the other car swerved around me, thank God.

My brother died in a car accident, two survived and two died, broadsided by a fully loaded asphalt truck. The ones that survived were on the other side of the vehicle but both were in comas for weeks.

Life is dangerous as shit.
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My doctors don't know why I'm still here.
Bad times from my 59th birthday on, I'm 66 now, they said I should have died at 60.

Live life like it's your last day.
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04/07/2021 12:15 PM
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near misses? over a decade of biking incidents too many to count. actual death? only once so far. all i will report is: i don't fear it but cherish life more and there does seem to be something after
 Quoting: Jolly_Roger


Amen. Often I hear this discussed and many people fearing death, but it's because they don't know. Obviously your experience was similar to mine and you know the sheer beauty of it. I may fear the way I lose my life, but I will not fear death.
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Anaphylaxsis reaction 3x = idiopathic so basically anything that can cause an allergic reaction can at any time cause me to react this way or maybe not - it's hard because people with this type of allergic reaction can eat or be near something one day and have no problem. The next day, it could kill them and the day after that, no problem again.
 Quoting: abrock


That's wild.. one time I ate peanut butter and I swelled up like a fucking balloon... never had issues before that.

I avoid it now just to be safe.
Darkman

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04/07/2021 12:19 PM
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I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't.

I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back.
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You did die OP.
 Quoting: Icey


That would explain a lot.
Tooknotice

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04/07/2021 12:21 PM

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Yes Twice.....

Six lives left in reserve.....
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Tobie

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04/07/2021 12:22 PM
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God has granted me several reprieves

so far
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04/07/2021 12:31 PM
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Over a hundred mph head on into an embankment. Walked out of the hospital 2 days later.
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04/07/2021 12:36 PM

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Shattered the back of my skull when I was 8, docs told parents if I survive the 15+ operation I would most likely be in vegetative state

Survived the surgery, was in a coma for about 3 weeks

They left the hole in my skull to for bone growth and I had a plate put in at 10
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Lily o' the Valley

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04/07/2021 12:38 PM

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Yes. More than once.

Life is good.
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04/07/2021 12:38 PM

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Shattered the back of my skull when I was 8, docs told parents if I survive the 15+ operation I would most likely be in vegetative state

Survived the surgery, was in a coma for about 3 weeks

They left the hole in my skull to for bone growth and I had a plate put in at 10
 Quoting: ~kpm~


So are you Gary Busey smart/whacky?
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04/07/2021 12:39 PM
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Combat
Youth for Nixon

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being an excellent swimmer, i was in cali and hit the beach. the waves looked ok nothing huge so i decide to go body surfing which ive did all over the world.
i got caught in a rip tide which is just a giant undertoe and i could not break loose. the water was just over my head so i had to keep jumpimg to get air. try as i might i couldnt get out and exhausted myself. as i said to myself this is how it ends? my life started flashing in front of me. yes its true. like a quick movie.
2 woman saw me and started to swin out tword me and i screamed stop its dangerous. 1 woman returned to shore to get a life guard and the other got caught up with me in the rip tide ,now there are two of us drownding. somehow i made it too her we locked arms and for the first time i could fight the rip tide or rather us. as the tide went out i dug my feet into the bottom and wasnt swept back. the guard makes it out with a buoy with a rope which we grab and get towed into shore. i went into mild shock and was hyperventilatimg. the paramedics were called and checked me out. i refused service.went to where i was staying was was sick as a dog the rest of the day including high fever.In my heart of heart i believe God intervened because it wasnt my time. ill never forget struggling with all my strength to fight that tide only to be thrown back the oposite wave. i was never able to thank the 2 woman. maybe one will read this. God Bless You
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Coastie Patriot

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04/07/2021 12:41 PM

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when i was a child i had a head injury and brain swelling and was in a coma for 3 days. My grandafther started a prayer chain at the church he preached at and i went from coma to sitting up eating . my mom was gone for 45 min to shower and clean up and total turn around/

this one was one of the smartest dumb things ever and may have been outsmarting death


when i was 15 my neighborhood was about a mile from the high school and we used to ride our bikes there;

A man pulled up in a chevette and opened the hatch back.

I rode by and he said come here. so i did and he locked his legs on the wheel of my bike and said gimme the bike. i said no. he reached in and pulled out a snubnose 38 and pointed it to my forhead above my nose and said gimme the bike....


I looked at the gun and said shoot me!!!, He looked confused and said Whatd you say. I said shoot me. you got four empty cylinders, the chances of that gun being loaded are slim and none. shoot me !!!


he said ' get outta her you little fucker!!!


i grew up around guns and like i said smartest dumb thing ever done!!!!

Last Edited by Coastie Patriot on 04/07/2021 12:42 PM
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being an excellent swimmer, i was in cali and hit the beach. the waves looked ok nothing huge so i decide to go body surfing which ive did all over the world.
i got caught in a rip tide which is just a giant undertoe and i could not break loose. the water was just over my head so i had to keep jumpimg to get air. try as i might i couldnt get out and exhausted myself. as i said to myself this is how it ends? my life started flashing in front of me. yes its true. like a quick movie.
2 woman saw me and started to swin out tword me and i screamed stop its dangerous. 1 woman returned to shore to get a life guard and the other got caught up with me in the rip tide ,now there are two of us drownding. somehow i made it too her we locked arms and for the first time i could fight the rip tide or rather us. as the tide went out i dug my feet into the bottom and wasnt swept back. the guard makes it out with a buoy with a rope which we grab and get towed into shore. i went into mild shock and was hyperventilatimg. the paramedics were called and checked me out. i refused service.went to where i was staying was was sick as a dog the rest of the day including high fever.In my heart of heart i believe God intervened because it wasnt my time. ill never forget struggling with all my strength to fight that tide only to be thrown back the oposite wave. i was never able to thank the 2 woman. maybe one will read this. God Bless You
 Quoting: Youth for Nixon


My mother would argue that those 'women' were not of this Earth.
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Youth for Nixon

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i dont know where i got that strength because i was beyong exhausted
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REaliZe

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Yes. Got MRSA on my eyebrow after getting them waxed. I had a bit of dry skin I flicked off my brow and 3 days later I was going into septic shock when I got to the ER. My head was swollen up on one side. I found it rather comical that I looked like I was turning into an alien. The nurses and docs appreciated my humor but my husband did not. Anyhoo, I don't even remember leaving the ER and going to the icu. I don't remember being moved out of icu. They told me that for 4 days I was not responding to any combination of drugs. I wasn't beating it. I couldn't stay conscious long enough to talk to my mom on the phone. That night I had a strange experience in the hospital. I felt someone place their hand on the top of my head. I called out to them, asked who was there. I thought it was God or my grandfather whom had passed away. I am not sure whom it was but I felt immense love and warmth. The next morning the doc said I finally had a response to the medications and could get emergency surgery to save me. After surgery I was no longer septic and left the hospital after a few days recovery.
 Quoting: Thorbulla


shock
There's. A. H0le. In. The. Sky.
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i agree i thought they were Angels
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I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't.

I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back.
 Quoting: uhhuh


Ummm.... curious.... what part do you consider the cheating???
ayezez
hwy_ho

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Hit by lighting at 15

Drugs have nearly taken me a few time

2 Jesus take the hwy truck wheel type escapes

Then a Jesus saving me from a Isocot end
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1 - Diphtheria(6yo)
2 - Rock slide working in a quarry(14yo)
3 - Huge electric shock(19yo)
4 - Bad case of food poisoning; went into coma(30yo)
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REaliZe

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This whole thread...
There's. A. H0le. In. The. Sky.
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I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't.

I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back.
 Quoting: uhhuh


Ummm.... curious.... what part do you consider the cheating???
 Quoting: kiqs

ayezez
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Drowning and fire as a child.
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Drowning and fire as a child.
 Quoting: New Heart


2 not so pleasant ways to go. Which was worse?
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CherryPoodoo

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04/07/2021 12:47 PM
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Once. Haunts me to this day. There is nothing on the other side. Pure black. Matter is made of atomic particles and then quarks and then who knows what. None of that was there.
 Quoting: CherryPoodoo


But you were conscious throughout the experience and remember that, correct?
 Quoting: Sluggo


In an left out way. I was experiencing it and was apart from it at the same time. Whatever the hell that was, I never want to go there again.

I still had consciousness to experience it. No body though - that was as gone as matter was.

I was actually crazy in my head for about 3 weeks after that.

Every moment felt like I was somewhere else and I was dying at the same time. Very odd.

That is a whole other thing and I understood what mental patients are going through. It stopped for me. It never stopped for them.

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