One time, I gave plasma and drove home. (They never warned me against it, btw.)

On the major highway, I blacked out. I remember thinking “oh ****” right before going completely comatose at 70 mph.

I woke up doing 100+ in the median grass, veering closest towards oncoming traffic.

Thank God I came to that moment.

I thought it was over, too. Then 2 minutes later I blacked out again and apparently rode the righthand guard rail for a good half a mile.

Came out of that one just before an exit. Probably would’ve pancaked.

Anyway... Miraculously, not a scratch on me or the car!

No, kidding, the car was shot. But I was unscathed!

Thank God.