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Mikhailman
User ID: 76811228 United States 04/07/2021 01:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't. Quoting: uhhuh I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back. Yes, a plane crash and two near head on collisions while driving (I thank the Lord that I was protected) and don;t take it for granted!! plus surviving a brain stroke as a 3 year old. I often wonder why God has spared me!! and what He has planned for me... Mikhailman |
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Youth for Nixon
User ID: 77295782 United States 04/07/2021 01:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jolly Roger your description of the rip time was Spot on . the very first time i inched up and got dragged back 2 feet i laughed. i was a fireman you get those laffs when danger is near. its more of a wakeup call telling yourself you all of your 5 senses and get in the zone. and then like friggin conan your the boss hearty smiles to you Bro Youth for Nixon |
Youth for Nixon
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Saint Lance the Odd from BC
User ID: 77547432 Canada 04/07/2021 01:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 3 times last I checked...a GHB habit can be a bitch. If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
Big Durk
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Crunch62
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uhhuh
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MyShinyHiney
User ID: 68920669 United States 04/07/2021 01:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once. Haunts me to this day. There is nothing on the other side. Pure black. Matter is made of atomic particles and then quarks and then who knows what. None of that was there. Quoting: CherryPoodoo Maybe if you stayed dead you'd see the light?? . I have no idea. Whatever I was then was nothing. My body eventually took over and my soul or whatever we call us, came back to it. Very slowly and with very severe after effects. I didn't learn calculus and I couldn't play piano after but this many years later I am somewhat at peace with what is coming, at least for me. It seems like it might be the Universe's ultimate solitary confinement. You keep your thoughts but you are less than an atom to express them. Last Edited by MyShinyHiney on 04/07/2021 01:58 PM |
continuity
User ID: 79433176 United States 04/07/2021 01:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In 1984, drank a bottle of tequila before joining some friends to go four wheeling in the back country of the Black Hills in South Dakota. The driver was wasted as well. We went up on a hill and over corrected, jeep came down hit a tree and the jeep flipped. I got shot out the back seat of the jeep through the top and landed on my back. Slid a while till the tree the jeep hit fell on me, breaking a couple ribs and puncturing a lung. Walked away without any issues after healing. It is estimated that there are more stars than grains of sand on earth; but more atoms exist in a single grain of sand than there are stars... gravity is a harsh reality. |
Crunch62
User ID: 80182239 United States 04/07/2021 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My first ~120mph wheelie into a 10-second tank slapper definitely scared me the most. That wobble had my life flashing... Quoting: REaliZe i jumped a canal bridge at 85mph, got air about height of a small house, crossed it up mid-flight and nailed the landing only to get into a moderate tank slapper, no fun. probably the dumbest thing i ever did on a bike. i have never owned a bike capable of 120mph wheelies and likely never will cause i know what would happen I have a 1979 Honda CBX out in the shed right now. Engine needs a rebuild. 6 cyl. Would wheelie at any speed, but I think those days are behind me now. I've been married so long, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street. |
Big Durk
User ID: 80193693 United States 04/07/2021 02:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't. Quoting: uhhuh I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back. Coulda, shoulda, woulda... Maybe a better question might be: 'have you cheated LIFE?" "It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little." |
Coastie Patriot
User ID: 78825402 United States 04/07/2021 02:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | being an excellent swimmer, i was in cali and hit the beach. the waves looked ok nothing huge so i decide to go body surfing which ive did all over the world. Quoting: Youth for Nixon i got caught in a rip tide which is just a giant undertoe and i could not break loose. the water was just over my head so i had to keep jumpimg to get air. try as i might i couldnt get out and exhausted myself. as i said to myself this is how it ends? my life started flashing in front of me. yes its true. like a quick movie. 2 woman saw me and started to swin out tword me and i screamed stop its dangerous. 1 woman returned to shore to get a life guard and the other got caught up with me in the rip tide ,now there are two of us drownding. somehow i made it too her we locked arms and for the first time i could fight the rip tide or rather us. as the tide went out i dug my feet into the bottom and wasnt swept back. the guard makes it out with a buoy with a rope which we grab and get towed into shore. i went into mild shock and was hyperventilatimg. the paramedics were called and checked me out. i refused service.went to where i was staying was was sick as a dog the rest of the day including high fever.In my heart of heart i believe God intervened because it wasnt my time. ill never forget struggling with all my strength to fight that tide only to be thrown back the oposite wave. i was never able to thank the 2 woman. maybe one will read this. God Bless You always paralell the shore in a rip... if you can get out of it and paralell. Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
d1k
User ID: 34861178 Canada 04/07/2021 02:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes. I was run over by a mini-van, ran right up my leg, up my back and all the way to my neck. I think the tire spun my head out cause, well, I still have a head and didn't die. I have some gnarly pictures of tire tracks all over me. I ended up getting a tattoo of tire tracks with the date I was run over. Last Edited by d1k on 04/07/2021 02:06 PM |
SoulWinner
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diffy451
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SoulWinner
User ID: 58577065 United States 04/07/2021 02:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Shattered the back of my skull when I was 8, docs told parents if I survive the 15+ operation I would most likely be in vegetative state Quoting: ~kpm~ Survived the surgery, was in a coma for about 3 weeks They left the hole in my skull to for bone growth and I had a plate put in at 10 I really hope you survived, because I like you. In fact, if you died, don't tell me. ...Loving souls, starving trolls... |
Crunch62
User ID: 80182239 United States 04/07/2021 02:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I got a 75 in a 25 with open container close to 40 years ago. '72 CHevelle. Someone must've called 911 to get the 5-0 out there. Were you charged with a 501? 10-4. No, thankfully. It was 2 AM and I had some buddies in the car and we were looking for someplace to eat. I pulled into a Carl's Jr. that had been open 24 hours but no longer was. I made an illegal left turn out of the parking lot (it was 2 AM) and headed down a residential street toward a taco place I knew was open. Buddies and I had been drinking for hours, as well as snorting coke. It was a long time ago. I get this car on my tail, I'm doing 25 down this street and am getting tailgated. So I sped up a little. Car is still on my ass, so I sped up a little more. Still there. I sped up a little more and so did he. I looked at my buddy and asked, "Does this guy want to race?" I floored it, and the car was still behind me. I said, "Watch this be a cop", and that's about when the red/blues came on. VC Deputy gave me a sobriety test, and then called a supervisor out. The both of them then gave me another sobriety test. I was then told I would be cited for the 75 in a 25 and open container. They told me to drive straight home and not stop to get something to eat. We did stop at Denny's on the way home. We were hungry. That was an expensive ticket, about $275 which was over a week's wages for me back then. But not cheating death. I've been married so long, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street. |
SoulWinner
User ID: 58577065 United States 04/07/2021 02:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes. Quoting: d1k I was run over by a mini-van, ran right up my leg, up my back and all the way to my neck. I think the tire spun my head out cause, well, I still have a head and didn't die. I have some gnarly pictures of tire tracks all over me. I ended up getting a tattoo of tire tracks with the date I was run over. That's incredible. Here's a tip to sound even tougher: Less "mini-van", more "truck" or "SUV". Trust me, I drive a mini-van. Even homeless people roll their eyes at me. ...Loving souls, starving trolls... |
Deep1111
User ID: 80197767 United States 04/07/2021 02:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus said: He who seeks, let him not cease seeking until he finds; and when he finds he will be troubled, and when he is troubled he will be amazed, and he will reign over the All. Keep calling it mental illness. 1,000 years ago, they called us see'ers [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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Crunch62
User ID: 80182239 United States 04/07/2021 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had a Sheriff's 9mm Beretta pointed straight at my forehead from about 6 inches years ago. He said, 'Get on the floor'!' I responded, "no problem' and I got on the floor. Thankfully, his training kicked in and I didn't get shot. Not like that Paradise, CA cop we the jury convicted about 5 years ago. I've been married so long, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street. |
d1k
User ID: 34861178 Canada 04/07/2021 02:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You never cheat death !! When your turn comes up in that long line, there is no way out!! You can walk into a line of fire and not get hit by a bullet. Crawl thru a mine field, and nothing. Walk out of a building and a cement block drops on your head !! Quoting: Tim the Enchanter . I LAUGH IN DEATHS FACE |
uhhuh
(OP) User ID: 76067769 United States 04/07/2021 02:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You never cheat death !! When your turn comes up in that long line, there is no way out!! You can walk into a line of fire and not get hit by a bullet. Crawl thru a mine field, and nothing. Walk out of a building and a cement block drops on your head !! Quoting: Tim the Enchanter . I LAUGH IN DEATHS FACE Death laughs last. uhhuh |
d1k
User ID: 34861178 Canada 04/07/2021 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You never cheat death !! When your turn comes up in that long line, there is no way out!! You can walk into a line of fire and not get hit by a bullet. Crawl thru a mine field, and nothing. Walk out of a building and a cement block drops on your head !! Quoting: Tim the Enchanter . I LAUGH IN DEATHS FACE Death laughs last. Touche, my friend. |
d1k
User ID: 34861178 Canada 04/07/2021 02:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You never cheat death !! When your turn comes up in that long line, there is no way out!! You can walk into a line of fire and not get hit by a bullet. Crawl thru a mine field, and nothing. Walk out of a building and a cement block drops on your head !! Quoting: Tim the Enchanter . I LAUGH IN DEATHS FACE Death laughs last. Touche, my friend. Stoner thought: Death has a 24/7 work schedule, he probably a miserable sob. Thinking of the Bill and Teds Death guy jamming on his bass lmao. |
Mes'Sage
User ID: 77012141 United States 04/07/2021 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't. Quoting: uhhuh I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back. No, I don't have the power to cheat death... The right question is, have I ever tasted the death of the grave... Yes I have Many times I have been saved.from.certain death... A chain saw.event A head on collision with Tree stumps that were full on trees a.week prior to the head on collision... That's just a couple events but that doesn't mean I cheated death or got lucky... In both of those events I was protected from GUARANTEED harm... Marty gd2balive Marty Mes'Sage |
uhhuh
(OP) User ID: 76067769 United States 04/07/2021 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't. Quoting: uhhuh I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back. No, I don't have the power to cheat death... The right question is, have I ever tasted the death of the grave... Yes I have Many times I have been saved.from.certain death... A chain saw.event A head on collision with Tree stumps that were full on trees a.week prior to the head on collision... That's just a couple events but that doesn't mean I cheated death or got lucky... In both of those events I was protected from GUARANTEED harm... Marty gd2balive Are you a lumberjack? uhhuh |
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