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Have you cheated DEATH before?

 
uhhuh  (OP)

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Yes. In 1992, I was in the hospital for 7 days. Had a NDE and even had a Catholic Priest come to ask me questions after I recovered.
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Sounds like a good book.
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04/07/2021 02:53 PM

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Is there anybody out there who doesn't believe in guardian angels?
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Friends saw me riding a moped in 1987. I wanted to die, but it eluded me.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


But the shame alone of that moped ride long ago is killing you.
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verysad Yes. Finally, someone who understands.
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You both are hilarious rofl
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I don't want to say I have "cheated death" but I have a few stories of God's protection. I'll come back later and post it.
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I don't want to say I have "cheated death" but I have a few stories of God's protection. I'll come back later and post it.
 Quoting: Beefreee


Thx befree
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Is there anybody out there who doesn't believe in guardian angels?
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Angel of God, my guardian dear, to whom God's love commits me here, ever this day (or night) be at my side, to light, to guard, to rule and guide.
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Re: Have you cheated DEATH before?
Many times.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Yeah, I have a few stories about times that I absolutely should be dead.

On a side note....

If we are reincarnated..

I've been killed by a bullet to the head.
And in another life I drowned.


(I am a gun nut, and avid scuba diver so I kinda face my fears by kicking them in the teeth.)

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I must have made it to 65 and I can still slap the snot out guys half my age .
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I must have made it to 65 and I can still slap the snot out guys half my age .
 Quoting: Mac34


Yeah, "kids" don't have any clue what a ass whipping from a "old dad" feels like.


Sorta like my dad used to say....

"Don't fuck with the fat kid".

He'll snap one day and beat the living shit out of you.

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I must have made it to 65 and I can still slap the snot out guys half my age .
 Quoting: Mac34


Yeah, "kids" don't have any clue what a ass whipping from a "old dad" feels like.
 Quoting: First Born Son


chuckle
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Yes while my suit was growing inside my mother... She tried to abort me.. I cheated that one and i was never forgiven for daring being born... hf
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I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't.

I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back.
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4 years ago I was pistol whipped and raped behind a muffle shop by some tall black man with long dreadlocks. However I was so high off drugs I convinced my self nothing happened.

Thank god he didn’t blow a hole out the side of my head.

The totally cheated death that night
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More times than I can count with my fingers. I am a paranoid nutcase nowadays.
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I went to DC in 2010 to research my 911 musical comedy by meeting with my friend who is the daughter of the highest ranking military officer killed at the Pentagon that day. I told my producing partners that if I had a mysterious heart attack that they'd know the illuminati got to me.

Massive heart attack the night after I met with her. When I walked myself into the emergency room and said, 'I think I'm having a heart attack' they kind of laughed and smirked at me. They sent a baby nurse in to run my vitals and her face went white and she excused herself. 11 people came rushing back in and all started working on me.

After they got me stabilized the doctor said he didn't know how I was still alive. I said, 'I have 5 children and a lot to live for.' He said, 'No, I mean right now I don't know how you're alive because your compression is only at 8%.'

If you ever have a heart attack just keep breathing as deep as you can. Lungs can pump blood too apparently.
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I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't.

I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back.
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4 years ago I was pistol whipped and raped behind a muffle shop by some tall black man with long dreadlocks. However I was so high off drugs I convinced my self nothing happened.

Thank god he didn’t blow a hole out the side of my head.

The totally cheated death that night
 Quoting: Grimeyglock40


I hope you sought revenge. If not, I hope you are at peace with it.
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I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't.

I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back.
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4 years ago I was pistol whipped and raped behind a muffle shop by some tall black man with long dreadlocks. However I was so high off drugs I convinced my self nothing happened.

Thank god he didn’t blow a hole out the side of my head.

The totally cheated death that night
 Quoting: Grimeyglock40


over here in the UK you can always tell when a rapist is black. They never report the ethnicity of the attacker in MSM.

At least you didn't let this define you.

You are survivor.

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Toasty Patriot i learned that the next day
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Re: Have you cheated DEATH before?
I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't.

I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back.
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4 years ago I was pistol whipped and raped behind a muffle shop by some tall black man with long dreadlocks. However I was so high off drugs I convinced my self nothing happened.

Thank god he didn’t blow a hole out the side of my head.

The totally cheated death that night
 Quoting: Grimeyglock40


I hope you sought revenge. If not, I hope you are at peace with it.
 Quoting: uhhuh


if this person didn't know WHO did it.. how could there be revenge and what would that be... there is punishment and there is revenge.. revenge always causes more trouble or usually anyway... Punishment however should be done IF possible in this case and hope that person never does such again. Life in Jail seems good and some day we will more and more have them doing WORK during that time.
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I went to DC in 2010 to research my 911 musical comedy by meeting with my friend who is the daughter of the highest ranking military officer killed at the Pentagon that day. I told my producing partners that if I had a mysterious heart attack that they'd know the illuminati got to me.

Massive heart attack the night after I met with her. When I walked myself into the emergency room and said, 'I think I'm having a heart attack' they kind of laughed and smirked at me. They sent a baby nurse in to run my vitals and her face went white and she excused herself. 11 people came rushing back in and all started working on me.



If you ever have a heart attack just keep breathing as deep as you can. Lungs can pump blood too apparently.
 Quoting: Chuckles


Thanks, I’ll remember that, along with taking aspirin.
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I have too many this is the first, I've led a charmed life..

As a baby we went on a family vacation to Florida in the mid 70's. At the "Gatorland" zoo I managed to get away from my family & I crawled under a chain link fence.

Within a few seconds a full grown alligator came out of the weeds and sped towards me.

My mother happened to look over and see this when she realized I was missing. She immediately crawled under the same fence cutting her back and sides. She grabbed me by the feet and pulled me back seconds before being eaten.

That might also be the first beating I took after.
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You can die at any time at any place.

In the end, we all take a dirt nap.
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OR a fire bath!
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I was once so drunk I really believed I could only die next as it seemed impossible I could come back from being that drunk. Luckily I gradually did become sober again.
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I drank booze and took Xanex, together, abusing both, for far too long. Never died. I quit cold turkey (both at the same time) 10 years ago. Should have died but didn't.

I am sure some of you have even died before. If so, welcome back.
 Quoting: uhhuh

Probbably we all have cheated death at some point.

However i was clinical dead for a few minutes.

My heart stopped for a few minutes.

No outer body experience. no tunnel and no white light.

it's best to be compared too as if you went to sleep.. just nothing.
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Jumped out a window of a burning house. Technically my bedroom never burned. But plastic items near my bed melted from the heat of the smoke. If I wasn't able to jump out that window I would have been dead by time the firefighters got to me.
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You never cheat death !! When your turn comes up in that long line, there is no way out!! You can walk into a line of fire and not get hit by a bullet. Crawl thru a mine field, and nothing. Walk out of a building and a cement block drops on your head !!

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I LAUGH IN DEATHS FACE
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Every day after I took my first breath.
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I only have two that come to mind...

Was 20 years old when I was in the bad of a truck that flipped three times. Walked away with a bruise on my leg.

25 years old or so, A near head on collision at 80mph. I was driving a Pontiac Sunfire, opposing car was driving a mid-80s Crown Victoria. I fell asleep, we slapped sideview mirrors. Pretty sure that little Sunfire would have just exploded.

Countless drug and alcohol events. Been sober for over 10 years now.
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haha!!
AT LEAST a half a dozen times, that I can think of right off the top of my head....
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I smoked cigarettes and lived to tell about it.
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I did not cheat death though.
The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ saved me spiritually and physically.

I have almost been killed many times before this NDE.
Things happened that I could not explain.
I really should be dead.

I am on my last life here!
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