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NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.

 
JustinKGunther
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NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
Solo adventures are likely far more prominent than actual romps, given that single-hood is the norm and sex toys/apps are everywhere. Here is a US Sun article treating the issue as a naughty and fun expression of sexuality:

[link to www.thesun.co.uk (secure)]

What's actually happening here is they're normalizing the culture of sneaking in quickies as one of the expected perks of remote work. But orgasms cloud the brain in ways that lead to mistakes, poor communication, and a lackadaisical, laissez-faire attitude about doing good work.

Oh look here's another article:

[link to www.fastcompany.com (secure)]

Subcultures of how many orgasms you "had at work" have already blossomed and are out of control in some circles. People are getting jealous because their friends are having daygasms and being paid for it, so they inevitably and obviously must try to recreate that environment for themselves so that life can be fair for everybody.

This is just one way that lock-downs and remote work are leading to our ruin. This is a total mental retard society in decadent decline.
My people- infants are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, your guides mislead you and they have swallowed up the course of your paths.

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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
Meh.

My old boss spent most of his office time doing cocaine, watching porn, and figuring out where to order falafels from.

Not saying he wasn’t the boss (his father’s name was on the building), but I don’t know how much his routine has changed since “working from home”.

Maybe less blow?
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JustinKGunther  (OP)

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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
I do work that puts me virtually in many different offices (office offices and remote offices) spanning many different industries. And I'm paid, in part, to capture subtle nuance.

I hear every highball pour, every bump, every buzzing vibrator noise - everything. It's everywhere and it's terrifying. There are also details about recent changes in work culture and hiring practices that I can't elaborate on that are also horrifying.

This is a terrifying situation. The only good part is knowing that I'm not the only one who is incredibly annoyed by this trend.

Last Edited by JustinKGunther on 04/07/2021 02:25 PM
My people- infants are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, your guides mislead you and they have swallowed up the course of your paths.

"Because the poor are plundered, because the needy groan, I will now arise," says the Lord
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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
Meh.

My old boss spent most of his office time doing cocaine, watching porn, and figuring out where to order falafels from.

Not saying he wasn’t the boss (his father’s name was on the building), but I don’t know how much his routine has changed since “working from home”.

Maybe less blow?
 Quoting: REaliZe


There’s a building named after Joe Biden? And Hunter was your boss? Mmmkay.
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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
The best part of work from home, is porn and muted Zoom!


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"Because the poor are plundered, because the needy groan, I will now arise," says the Lord
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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
I do work that puts me virtually in many different offices (office offices and remote offices) spanning many different industries, and I'm paid, in part, to capture subtle nuance.

I hear every high-ball pour, every bump, every buzzing vibrator noise - everything. It's everywhere and it's terrifying. There are also details about recent changes in work culture and hiring practices that I can't elaborate on that are also horrifying.

This is a terrifying situation. The only good part is knowing that I'm not the only one who is incredibly annoyed by this trend.
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why can't you elaborate? that's what this forum is for
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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
I can only talk about what is public domain in general terms for NDA reasons.

Edit: Oh it's nice to see that either Juan or Juanita star popped in for a visit.

Last Edited by JustinKGunther on 04/07/2021 01:03 PM
My people- infants are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, your guides mislead you and they have swallowed up the course of your paths.

"Because the poor are plundered, because the needy groan, I will now arise," says the Lord
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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
That coffee commercial was the first thing I thought of, art imitates life!!
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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
That coffee commercial was the first thing I thought of, art imitates life!!
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Just don't call Kelly out on it because that's a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen. That's when HR is replaced entirely in one fell swoop and common sense is restored to the workplace. At least I assume that's what happens. That's what I'd do if I ran the show.

Last Edited by JustinKGunther on 04/07/2021 02:01 PM
My people- infants are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, your guides mislead you and they have swallowed up the course of your paths.

"Because the poor are plundered, because the needy groan, I will now arise," says the Lord
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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
that sounds miserable. who wants to masturbate while at work? fucking degenerate women
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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
these women will stick a vibrator and butt plug inside them and turn them on before their workday.

the entitlement is on another level
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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
these women will stick a vibrator and butt plug inside them and turn them on before their workday.
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He's not wrong. If they'll do it at the coffee shop with kiddos bouncing around their periphery then of course they'll do it anywhere else.

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When Jeffrey Toobin got outed as masturbator in chief last fall it was hard for me to not see that as an attempt to paint men as the prime target for such accusations.

Common sense tells us otherwise but it also isn't always one gender.

Last Edited by JustinKGunther on 04/07/2021 01:57 PM
My people- infants are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, your guides mislead you and they have swallowed up the course of your paths.

"Because the poor are plundered, because the needy groan, I will now arise," says the Lord
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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
Meh.

My old boss spent most of his office time doing cocaine, watching porn, and figuring out where to order falafels from.

Not saying he wasn’t the boss (his father’s name was on the building), but I don’t know how much his routine has changed since “working from home”.

Maybe less blow?
 Quoting: REaliZe


I had a boss like that. Random Drug Test meant he'd bring drugs and we'd all test them randomly.
I did it. I did it on purpose. And I'll do it again.
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Re: NSFW: Sex on the clock while working from home: It's as out of control as you'd think it is.
these women will stick a vibrator and butt plug inside them and turn them on before their workday.

the entitlement is on another level
 Quoting: cryptoLyme


You forgot to add "and some men"
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