Having sex with someone who just got vaccinated: the dater's dilemma! | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76625601 04/10/2021 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The other guys she's bangin' - the ones who aren't fucking nerds - they don't wear condoms when they hit it (which is often). Never said they did. We've had this casual relationship for a few years and I've yet to come down with anything. So she can't be that slutty. Out of sight. Out of mind. She's sexy as hell and we have fun. Sexy as hell and you don't hook up regularly ? Yeah we're missing something. Seems she likes the sex ok if she wants to hang out, or she's using you for something, idk just being honest. Good sex is something you go back to again and again, until it gets weird or dramatic... |
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User ID: 80075475 Australia 04/10/2021 02:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A vril worm could crawl right up your penis. Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79210962 United States 04/10/2021 08:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The other guys she's bangin' - the ones who aren't fucking nerds - they don't wear condoms when they hit it (which is often). Never said they did. We've had this casual relationship for a few years and I've yet to come down with anything. So she can't be that slutty. Out of sight. Out of mind. She's sexy as hell and we have fun. Sexy as hell and you don't hook up regularly ? Yeah we're missing something. Seems she likes the sex ok if she wants to hang out, or she's using you for something, idk just being honest. Good sex is something you go back to again and again, until it gets weird or dramatic... She's the hot neighbor that occasionally (once a month or so) wants to hook up. I've never pressed her on dating exclusively or made it weird because our situation works well for the both of us. We're both busy with our work lives and enjoy each other when we get together. Hell she even always splits the bill when we go out. There's no monetary benefit for her in all this. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78547973 New Zealand 04/10/2021 02:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's the scenario: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79210962 A friend who lives in my condo association wants me to take her out for some live music next week. Ran into her today on a walk. We've always had good chemistry and enjoy one another's company. We don't agree on everything ideologically but it never has deterred us from a good time. Casual fun every once in a while. She shared with me today she just got the vaccine. Question: Should there be any concerns with a nonvaxer (me) getting intimate with someone who has received it? Absolutly. Rebember the golden rules: 1/ Dont stick your d1c in crazy. 2/ Dont stick your d1k in vaccinated. The end. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79210962 United States 04/10/2021 02:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's the scenario: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79210962 A friend who lives in my condo association wants me to take her out for some live music next week. Ran into her today on a walk. We've always had good chemistry and enjoy one another's company. We don't agree on everything ideologically but it never has deterred us from a good time. Casual fun every once in a while. She shared with me today she just got the vaccine. Question: Should there be any concerns with a nonvaxer (me) getting intimate with someone who has received it? Absolutly. Rebember the golden rules: 1/ Dont stick your d1c in crazy. 2/ Dont stick your d1k in vaccinated. The end. I guess that's the new rule going forward. Still haven't decided what to do yet. But I'm probably going to have to pass on taking her out. She's been compromised. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11489613 United States 04/10/2021 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have sex with her your dick will possibly grow a second head or perhaps even begin to talk to you when you least erect it. If that doesn’t happen you might lose your dicks soul. My policy from now on is only date girls smart enough to not take the Karen vax |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79670735 04/10/2021 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if it makes you feel any better, met up with a military woman...really cute, blondie, blue eyes....had 2 dates, 3rd date, she invites me to her place, start making out, get ready for the deed, and she says, oh, did i tell you? you're safe with me; i'm clean and the military gave us the first dose last week. WTF? Well, i was already balls deep, covered, but thank god no oral was given. As they say, hit it, quit it, and i'm still alive. I honestly thought, this hoe is gonna give me covid cause that's what happens, they get the shot, now they can infect you with it. Alive and still surviving, but just last week got on the online dating scene again, and most women are now saying, looking for a vaccinated partner. wow |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79210962 United States 04/10/2021 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have sex with her your dick will possibly grow a second head or perhaps even begin to talk to you when you least erect it. If that doesn’t happen you might lose your dicks soul. My policy from now on is only date girls smart enough to not take the Karen vax Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11489613 Yeah think that's going to be my policy too moving forward. Where do all the available conservative women hang out? That is the question. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79210962 United States 04/10/2021 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if it makes you feel any better, met up with a military woman...really cute, blondie, blue eyes....had 2 dates, 3rd date, she invites me to her place, start making out, get ready for the deed, and she says, oh, did i tell you? you're safe with me; i'm clean and the military gave us the first dose last week. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79670735 WTF? Well, i was already balls deep, covered, but thank god no oral was given. As they say, hit it, quit it, and i'm still alive. I honestly thought, this hoe is gonna give me covid cause that's what happens, they get the shot, now they can infect you with it. Alive and still surviving, but just last week got on the online dating scene again, and most women are now saying, looking for a vaccinated partner. wow Good thing no oral was involved. That's been my primary concern. I too have seen women online asking to only be with vaccinated men. Freaking clown world we live in. We need to start a dating site for only nonvaccinated people. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79903414 United States 04/10/2021 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's the scenario: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79210962 A friend who lives in my condo association wants me to take her out for some live music next week. Ran into her today on a walk. We've always had good chemistry and enjoy one another's company. We don't agree on everything ideologically but it never has deterred us from a good time. Casual fun every once in a while. She shared with me today she just got the vaccine. Question: Should there be any concerns with a nonvaxer (me) getting intimate with someone who has received it? She's gonna be infertile pretty soon. I say hit that thing like a jackhammer! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79210962 United States 04/10/2021 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's the scenario: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79210962 A friend who lives in my condo association wants me to take her out for some live music next week. Ran into her today on a walk. We've always had good chemistry and enjoy one another's company. We don't agree on everything ideologically but it never has deterred us from a good time. Casual fun every once in a while. She shared with me today she just got the vaccine. Question: Should there be any concerns with a nonvaxer (me) getting intimate with someone who has received it? She's gonna be infertile pretty soon. I say hit that thing like a jackhammer! Intriguing thought but what about the prions... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78727535 Iceland 04/10/2021 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's the scenario: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79210962 A friend who lives in my condo association wants me to take her out for some live music next week. Ran into her today on a walk. We've always had good chemistry and enjoy one another's company. We don't agree on everything ideologically but it never has deterred us from a good time. Casual fun every once in a while. She shared with me today she just got the vaccine. Question: Should there be any concerns with a nonvaxer (me) getting intimate with someone who has received it? I wont mix with the vaccinated simply based on the simple logic that they're retarded and I don't want retarded offspring some day. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79903414 United States 04/10/2021 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's the scenario: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79210962 A friend who lives in my condo association wants me to take her out for some live music next week. Ran into her today on a walk. We've always had good chemistry and enjoy one another's company. We don't agree on everything ideologically but it never has deterred us from a good time. Casual fun every once in a while. She shared with me today she just got the vaccine. Question: Should there be any concerns with a nonvaxer (me) getting intimate with someone who has received it? She's gonna be infertile pretty soon. I say hit that thing like a jackhammer! Intriguing thought but what about the prions... Hell, let 'em watch... |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79210962 United States 04/10/2021 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's the scenario: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79210962 A friend who lives in my condo association wants me to take her out for some live music next week. Ran into her today on a walk. We've always had good chemistry and enjoy one another's company. We don't agree on everything ideologically but it never has deterred us from a good time. Casual fun every once in a while. She shared with me today she just got the vaccine. Question: Should there be any concerns with a nonvaxer (me) getting intimate with someone who has received it? I wont mix with the vaccinated simply based on the simple logic that they're retarded and I don't want retarded offspring some day. That's a valid point. Not trying to reproduce with this one, but her recent move to get the jab will probably be the final straw in our casual encounters. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79210962 United States 04/10/2021 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's the scenario: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79210962 A friend who lives in my condo association wants me to take her out for some live music next week. Ran into her today on a walk. We've always had good chemistry and enjoy one another's company. We don't agree on everything ideologically but it never has deterred us from a good time. Casual fun every once in a while. She shared with me today she just got the vaccine. Question: Should there be any concerns with a nonvaxer (me) getting intimate with someone who has received it? She's gonna be infertile pretty soon. I say hit that thing like a jackhammer! Intriguing thought but what about the prions... Hell, let 'em watch... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3900871 United States 04/10/2021 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if it makes you feel any better, met up with a military woman...really cute, blondie, blue eyes....had 2 dates, 3rd date, she invites me to her place, start making out, get ready for the deed, and she says, oh, did i tell you? you're safe with me; i'm clean and the military gave us the first dose last week. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79670735 WTF? Well, i was already balls deep, covered, but thank god no oral was given. As they say, hit it, quit it, and i'm still alive. I honestly thought, this hoe is gonna give me covid cause that's what happens, they get the shot, now they can infect you with it. Alive and still surviving, but just last week got on the online dating scene again, and most women are now saying, looking for a vaccinated partner. wow Good thing no oral was involved. That's been my primary concern. I too have seen women online asking to only be with vaccinated men. Freaking clown world we live in. We need to start a dating site for only nonvaccinated people. Id be interested in starting a site like that. Seriously. I was on zoosk and half the profiles say.. looking for someone who believes the science blah bullshit blah. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79210962 United States 04/10/2021 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if it makes you feel any better, met up with a military woman...really cute, blondie, blue eyes....had 2 dates, 3rd date, she invites me to her place, start making out, get ready for the deed, and she says, oh, did i tell you? you're safe with me; i'm clean and the military gave us the first dose last week. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79670735 WTF? Well, i was already balls deep, covered, but thank god no oral was given. As they say, hit it, quit it, and i'm still alive. I honestly thought, this hoe is gonna give me covid cause that's what happens, they get the shot, now they can infect you with it. Alive and still surviving, but just last week got on the online dating scene again, and most women are now saying, looking for a vaccinated partner. wow Good thing no oral was involved. That's been my primary concern. I too have seen women online asking to only be with vaccinated men. Freaking clown world we live in. We need to start a dating site for only nonvaccinated people. Id be interested in starting a site like that. Seriously. I was on zoosk and half the profiles say.. looking for someone who believes the science blah bullshit blah. I've seen it too out there. Freaking twilight zone shit. Think it could be a million dollar idea. Might even log in and start a thread about it. |
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User ID: 68963075 United States 04/10/2021 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if it makes you feel any better, met up with a military woman...really cute, blondie, blue eyes....had 2 dates, 3rd date, she invites me to her place, start making out, get ready for the deed, and she says, oh, did i tell you? you're safe with me; i'm clean and the military gave us the first dose last week. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79670735 WTF? Well, i was already balls deep, covered, but thank god no oral was given. As they say, hit it, quit it, and i'm still alive. I honestly thought, this hoe is gonna give me covid cause that's what happens, they get the shot, now they can infect you with it. Alive and still surviving, but just last week got on the online dating scene again, and most women are now saying, looking for a vaccinated partner. wow Good thing no oral was involved. That's been my primary concern. I too have seen women online asking to only be with vaccinated men. Freaking clown world we live in. We need to start a dating site for only nonvaccinated people. Id be interested in starting a site like that. Seriously. I was on zoosk and half the profiles say.. looking for someone who believes the science blah bullshit blah. Thing is, there is no way to tell if someone is unvaxxed and a piece of paper right now to prove vaxxed. I think talking with a prospective mate will give you a very clear idea if they are really vaxxed and doomed. Maybe in 5 minutes. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79210962 United States 04/10/2021 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if it makes you feel any better, met up with a military woman...really cute, blondie, blue eyes....had 2 dates, 3rd date, she invites me to her place, start making out, get ready for the deed, and she says, oh, did i tell you? you're safe with me; i'm clean and the military gave us the first dose last week. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79670735 WTF? Well, i was already balls deep, covered, but thank god no oral was given. As they say, hit it, quit it, and i'm still alive. I honestly thought, this hoe is gonna give me covid cause that's what happens, they get the shot, now they can infect you with it. Alive and still surviving, but just last week got on the online dating scene again, and most women are now saying, looking for a vaccinated partner. wow Good thing no oral was involved. That's been my primary concern. I too have seen women online asking to only be with vaccinated men. Freaking clown world we live in. We need to start a dating site for only nonvaccinated people. Id be interested in starting a site like that. Seriously. I was on zoosk and half the profiles say.. looking for someone who believes the science blah bullshit blah. Thing is, there is no way to tell if someone is unvaxxed and a piece of paper right now to prove vaxxed. I think talking with a prospective mate will give you a very clear idea if they are really vaxxed and doomed. Maybe in 5 minutes. Very true. Should be pretty evident after a short conversation. We should create a manual for courting women in 2021. |
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