HA HA! snarky woman gets it handed to her by young men of color

Speaking for all uneutered horny dogs, no thanks we will pass.

I am having a sexual relationship with my dog, is this wrong?

I have a female dog, and for a long time I've looked at her in a way that many people would consider 'inappropriate'. I've never made any sexual attempts at her, except for about a week ago. I was eating a peanut butter sandwich, when I decided to use my dog's love for peanut butter to my advantage.

I spread some of it on my wang and had her lick it off before ejaculating all over her furry face. It was pretty great, but two days ago I actually had full-out sex with her. I was in my room and she was sitting on the bed, then I just jumped on her and went to work. The problem now is that she keeps following me around, like she has some sort of attachment issue. Even my mom is starting to take notice. So my question is number 1, is this wrong? And number 2, how can I get her to stop following me?

It's not wrong if everything you do sexually together is fully consensual, especially on her part. If she's interested and accepting of having intercourse with you, and it's pleasurable and comfortable and never causes any discomfort, pain or fright, then there's nothing intrinsically wrong with it. If she shows any signs whatsoever of not wanting you to touch her sexually, mount, or penetrate her, whether before or during intercourse, and you were to ignore that communication and proceed anyway, then it becomes wrong because she is not giving consent. Sex without consent is rape regardless of the species of the victim.

lifecare coach Lv 6
8 years ago

There is nothing wrong in what you did, as I know a couple of my friends had similar pleasure with their pet female dogs. They said that the dog catches the dick inside nicely and they loved it. So you may continue when you desire to have such fun and pleasure. Better you use condom.

However, to stop her following you is a bit difficult. After all she is a female and by what you did she developed attachment to you. Moreover you did it during the mating season of dogs and so she must have liked it too much. Now she is more horny and she wants you to satisfy her needs as you did once for your pleasure.

You can do one thing, at night take her in your bed room and do it once or twice for a few nights, she will be satisfied and may not follow you wherever you go.

Brent
8 years ago

It's only wrong if she is not a consenting partner. You don't even want to know the severity of punishment for dog rape.

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She went and ate another gallon of chocolate ice cream.

Who cares about color anymore and what tool pinned this racist shit?

It seems over the last 20 years, white chicks have managed to work themselves to the bottom of the Totem Pole.

Time for a Brewski!lmao

A horny as hell Mexican porn donkey wouldn’t hump that fat ass

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I wonder what happened her after that.

I happen to be a Mexican porn donkey and on behalf of all of us I would like to respectfully decline.

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HILARIOUS!

:mexworker:

Is mudsnarky an adjective?

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Is she a natural red head?