So, I'm up at Chester's Chicken trying to get some. And there's a bunch of white girls frying that chicken and making it right with big pieces and plenty of batter.

Every time, and I mean every last time I've been at Chester's trying to get a chicken dinner, they have all these blacks in there working and small pieces that have been sitting there for 4 hours and no batter.

Y'all lazy people. You like to eat chicken, but you know how to fry chicken to Dave your life.

You go cheap on me. You skimp on ingredients. The fat white girls don't. They know what's good. And they know how to make gravy.

Y'all got issues. And now I now I know you can't even make chicken.