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Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?

 
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04/10/2021 02:05 PM
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Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
So, I'm up at Chester's Chicken trying to get some. And there's a bunch of white girls frying that chicken and making it right with big pieces and plenty of batter.

Every time, and I mean every last time I've been at Chester's trying to get a chicken dinner, they have all these blacks in there working and small pieces that have been sitting there for 4 hours and no batter.

Y'all lazy people. You like to eat chicken, but you know how to fry chicken to Dave your life.

You go cheap on me. You skimp on ingredients. The fat white girls don't. They know what's good. And they know how to make gravy.

Y'all got issues. And now I now I know you can't even make chicken.
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04/10/2021 02:06 PM
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
ya ever seen a monkey catch a chicken?
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04/10/2021 02:10 PM
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
Oh, man. That was a satisfying lunch.

Chicken made the right way. The white way.
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
They had fresh mac n cheese too.

Ain't no greesy Mississippi Chester's gone have fresh mac n cheese. It's all burnt and nasty.

Y'all eat some nasty shite, mane.
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
I think you will find that 95% of people under 30 can cook anything from scratch.
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
I think you will find that 95% of people under 30 can cook anything from scratch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78992060


Can't cook
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04/10/2021 02:36 PM
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
I know that Janet understood what I'm talking about.

She understands my pain.

She knows how having to eat that s*** makes me feel.

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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
Well, around here, the primo fried chicken is made by the black older ladies. MMMMMM.
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
Well, around here, the primo fried chicken is made by the black older ladies. MMMMMM.
 Quoting: snark


See them older black women they do how to make it.

These millennials just staying around and running everything burned up


It's disgusting.
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
Be less white, please!
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
Be less white, please!
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Man they can't even cook wings!

What you talking about being West White...
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
Good cooking involves intelligence, and constant work and cleaning up. It involves practice and repetition as well as at least a modicum of weights and measure experience.

All of these are lacking in the unevolved. Lucky for them they are feeding the equally ignorant.

Once it is in the trough it does not seem to matter.

Basically success is acquired by letting others buy, prepare, cook and clean up the mess. Kinda makes you wonder who the real slaves are these days. Seems Whitey is working 24/7 to keep the simple folks fed, watered, sheltered, and given free shit.

It is coming down to biting the hand that feeds you.
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
I've noticed that it's only gotten worse since they got rid of Aunt Jemima.

Don't expect a culinary arts to go up from here.
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
It's because they are LAZY! I went to Taco Bell the other day any the black bitches said they had no beef or chicken when I tried to order, they were just standing around on their govt phones. I try to move as far away from blacks as I can, but they just follow along and invade white areas like the parasite they are.
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
OP doesn't even know how to speak English correctly

You said you were at Chester's Chicken with a bunch of white girls making chicken, then said you were at Chester's Chicken with a bunch of black people making chicken

Can't be both
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
They probably ate all the good pieces, and they giving you white folks the scraps...

Norespect
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
OP doesn't even know how to speak English correctly

You said you were at Chester's Chicken with a bunch of white girls making chicken, then said you were at Chester's Chicken with a bunch of black people making chicken

Can't be both
 Quoting: SleepyJoeHasGottaGo


Separate occasions jackass.
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
OP doesn't even know how to speak English correctly

You said you were at Chester's Chicken with a bunch of white girls making chicken, then said you were at Chester's Chicken with a bunch of black people making chicken

Can't be both
 Quoting: SleepyJoeHasGottaGo


What an idiot

I give up

epiclol
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
OP doesn't even know how to speak English correctly

You said you were at Chester's Chicken with a bunch of white girls making chicken, then said you were at Chester's Chicken with a bunch of black people making chicken

Can't be both
 Quoting: SleepyJoeHasGottaGo


Separate occasions jackass.
 Quoting: Scientist Blue


He literally says every time I've been there it's all black people.. that means every time he goes it's all black people

It can't be all black people every time he goes if there are times it's white people

He literally says it's always black people every time then contradicts himself
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
OP doesn't even know how to speak English correctly

You said you were at Chester's Chicken with a bunch of white girls making chicken, then said you were at Chester's Chicken with a bunch of black people making chicken

Can't be both
 Quoting: SleepyJoeHasGottaGo


What an idiot

I give up

epiclol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16347988


You literally said every time I've been there it's all black people.. that means every time you go it's all black people

It can't be all black people every time you go if there are times it's white people

You literally said it's always black people every time then contradicts yourself idiot
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
You are a liar
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
Dicks get in the way?
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04/10/2021 03:28 PM
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
I have a dream today.

A dream where fried Chicken will not be judged by the color of his skin but by the content of its character!

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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
Beekuzz dem wuthless nasty dangerous, satanic, chimp azz parasites cant doo nuffins!!!!!!!
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
I'm guessing the slavers only let them feed the chickens, after checking to make sure the slaves weren't sneaking a free snack from the chickens supper..
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
Straight up, the best damn friend chicken I ever had was from a small,
open air vendor on a corner in Tubmanburg, Liberia. The town is also call "Bomi,"

So damn good. Each time we would go through town I would make sure to
stop and have some of this woman's chicken, along with a strong cup of
coffee.
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04/10/2021 03:51 PM
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
Straight up, the best damn friend chicken I ever had was from a small,
open air vendor on a corner in Tubmanburg, Liberia. The town is also call "Bomi,"

So damn good. Each time we would go through town I would make sure to
stop and have some of this woman's chicken, along with a strong cup of
coffee.
 Quoting: Gelatinous Mass


I know right?

They don't have any problem making fried chicken in Africa.

Put me in charge of that Chester's fried Chicken and I will fire every employee there run the whole shop by myself and double the profits in one week.

That's an open challenge.

No American should have to eat chicken like that.
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
They had fresh mac n cheese too.

Ain't no greesy Mississippi Chester's gone have fresh mac n cheese. It's all burnt and nasty.

Y'all eat some nasty shite, mane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16347988


Thats what im making for din din.
Mine will be boxed kind. Annie’s mac & cheese

Ever tried it with a can of tomato soup added in it to make it ?my mom used to make it that way for us back when.
2x boxes of kraft mac and 1x can tomato soup.
That was a meal! Back then it was good, now you’ll clog your colon and be doubled over with craps if you eat like that now with inferior quality
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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
They had fresh mac n cheese too.

Ain't no greesy Mississippi Chester's gone have fresh mac n cheese. It's all burnt and nasty.

Y'all eat some nasty shite, mane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16347988


Thats what im making for din din.
Mine will be boxed kind. Annie’s mac & cheese

Ever tried it with a can of tomato soup added in it to make it ?my mom used to make it that way for us back when.
2x boxes of kraft mac and 1x can tomato soup.
That was a meal! Back then it was good, now you’ll clog your colon and be doubled over with craps if you eat like that now with inferior quality
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80102660


Well for dinner tonight I'm thinking about having the fried catfish with a fresh mac and cheese. I may try the tomato sauce.

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Re: Why don't black people know how to make fried chicken?
I have had quite a few black friends and acquaintances over time who made the finest Fried Chicken I ever ate when I ate meat.. in my life.
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