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I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...

 
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I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
and I can't find the fucker, so will have to spend $23 and waste time off work Monday to hopefully get a copy ....

so maybe I can renew my license

my god damned voter registration that's current should be enough to prove my citizenship -- but -- oh right, god damned illegals can vote, so that proves nothing

meanwhile, every day thousands (tens of thousands?) of illegal aliens pour across the Texas border with Mexico -- with no papers or ID at all ...

some of them will be going to live indefinitely in hotels that cost $750 a night

I was born a citizen almost 50 years ago, but I have to prove it, to renew a damned driver's license

while illegals are allowed to get licenses (in some states, not sure about Texas -- wouldn't surprise me if there's some way for a damned illegal to get state ID, while I have to prove citizenship)

fuck this shit

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Run for president and make an executive order to round them all up and put them in labor camps for 2 years each and then deportation. If they get caught again they get 10 years in labor camp.

Let make slavery great again and profit from these border jumpers
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Run for president and make an executive order to round them all up and put them in labor camps for 2 years each and then deportation. If they get caught again they get 10 years in labor camp.

Let make slavery great again and profit from these border jumpers
 Quoting: Cardiak


funny thing, some of the descendants of the former slaves are mad about the rare death that might come from resisting a cop

but they aren't at all angry about these damned illegals being brought in to replace them in the workforce

though it might cause a civil war when they are all moved into black neighborhoods, then they might wake up

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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
Do you have a passport? Maybe it is with your passport.
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Do you have a passport? Maybe it is with your passport.
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no, I don't, that's the only other option to prove citizenship, for a gringo

I guess it may be a good idea to have a passport now, even if you don't plan to travel abroad
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
I needed my birth certificate, my divorce certificate, my new marriage certificate, and a bill showing my address to get my license in Texas. I had my current NC license at that time too, still needed all the above. This was 2017.
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
I needed my birth certificate, my divorce certificate, my new marriage certificate, and a bill showing my address to get my license in Texas. I had my current NC license at that time too, still needed all the above. This was 2017.
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It's Department of Homeland Security Rules requiring the passport or birth certificate to prove citizenship

I'd have no problem with this if it weren't for the fact that tens of thousands of illegals from all over the damned world are being allowed across our southern border each day

with no papers or ID of any kind (but I'll bet somehow they can probably get a Texas ID, while I can't right now )

having been born here nearly 50 years ago -- they should already have it on record I'm a citizen

just my damned voter registration should be proof of that -- I'm sure in Texas you are supposed to be a citizen to vote
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
and I can't find the fucker, so will have to spend $23 and waste time off work Monday to hopefully get a copy ....

so maybe I can renew my license

my god damned voter registration that's current should be enough to prove my citizenship -- but -- oh right, god damned illegals can vote, so that proves nothing

meanwhile, every day thousands (tens of thousands?) of illegal aliens pour across the Texas border with Mexico -- with no papers or ID at all ...

some of them will be going to live indefinitely in hotels that cost $750 a night

I was born a citizen almost 50 years ago, but I have to prove it, to renew a damned driver's license

while illegals are allowed to get licenses (in some states, not sure about Texas -- wouldn't surprise me if there's some way for a damned illegal to get state ID, while I have to prove citizenship)

fuck this shit
 Quoting: Trump_WON


IVE GONE THRU THIS SHIT TOO! THE HORROR STORIES. AND...AFTER YOU GET IT AND TRY TO USE IT FOR ANYTHING ELSE...IT'S FUCKIN WORTHLESS TO THEM. BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR. AND OF COURSE..IT WOULD BE VERY USEFUL AND VALUABLE TO AN ILLEGAL ALIEN.
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
sneak across the border...south

then walk right back in...north

problem solved...be who you want to be...Juan Gomez

you can even fly on a plane with no ID
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
IVE GONE THRU THIS SHIT TOO! THE HORROR STORIES. AND...AFTER YOU GET IT AND TRY TO USE IT FOR ANYTHING ELSE...IT'S FUCKIN WORTHLESS TO THEM. BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR. AND OF COURSE..IT WOULD BE VERY USEFUL AND VALUABLE TO AN ILLEGAL ALIEN.
 Quoting: muckuh


yeah, what's the point of "proving you are a United States citizen " when citizenship means JACK SHIT anymore

so I get a gold star on my Texas license that enables me to get on a plane -- a "Real ID"

meanwhile a damned illegal alien can get on a plane with no picture ID or "Real ID" -- just a piece of paper from DHS
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
and I can't find the fucker, so will have to spend $23 and waste time off work Monday to hopefully get a copy ....

so maybe I can renew my license

my god damned voter registration that's current should be enough to prove my citizenship -- but -- oh right, god damned illegals can vote, so that proves nothing

meanwhile, every day thousands (tens of thousands?) of illegal aliens pour across the Texas border with Mexico -- with no papers or ID at all ...

some of them will be going to live indefinitely in hotels that cost $750 a night

I was born a citizen almost 50 years ago, but I have to prove it, to renew a damned driver's license

while illegals are allowed to get licenses (in some states, not sure about Texas -- wouldn't surprise me if there's some way for a damned illegal to get state ID, while I have to prove citizenship)

fuck this shit
 Quoting: Trump_WON


THEY GET FREE DRIVERS LICENSES AND REGISTERED TO VOTE KOMMIE.......



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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
IVE GONE THRU THIS SHIT TOO! THE HORROR STORIES. AND...AFTER YOU GET IT AND TRY TO USE IT FOR ANYTHING ELSE...IT'S FUCKIN WORTHLESS TO THEM. BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR. AND OF COURSE..IT WOULD BE VERY USEFUL AND VALUABLE TO AN ILLEGAL ALIEN.
 Quoting: muckuh


yeah, what's the point of "proving you are a United States citizen " when citizenship means JACK SHIT anymore

so I get a gold star on my Texas license that enables me to get on a plane -- a "Real ID"

meanwhile a damned illegal alien can get on a plane with no picture ID or "Real ID" -- just a piece of paper from DHS
 Quoting: Trump_WON


IVE GOT ID ISSUSES NOW..BUT I DONT...BUT I DO....IF YOU CAN IMAGINE 'THAT'
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
amazon does this now
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might be easier to prove you're mexican? get a fake mexican passport
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
Run for president and make an executive order to round them all up and put them in labor camps for 2 years each and then deportation. If they get caught again they get 10 years in labor camp.

Let make slavery great again and profit from these border jumpers
 Quoting: Cardiak


funny thing, some of the descendants of the former slaves are mad about the rare death that might come from resisting a cop

but they aren't at all angry about these damned illegals being brought in to replace them in the workforce

though it might cause a civil war when they are all moved into black neighborhoods, then they might wake up
 Quoting: Trump_WON


I think when Hispanics are the majority in the USA the rest of us including African Americans will all be screwed just good.
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
how fucked is it you can be an honorably discharged war veteran, born in the USA

required to have an endless list of "papers" to do anything

but illegals come here with no ID and no papers and are above the laws we citizens must obey ?

and illegals get a $750 a night hotel room -- I've seen people bitch that veterans gets too many benefits ...

while the average illegal alien will get more $$$ than any veteran ...

meanwhile homeless citizens sleep on the sidewalk - in a tent, if they are lucky

a tent that a cop might come along and slice up with a razor blade, if he's ordered to do so -- to take care of the "homeless scum citizens"

but no cops at the border stopping the invasion

I swear, I think they want to start a civil war -- seems like nothing else can save us now

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might be easier to prove you're mexican? get a fake mexican passport
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lmao
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
sneak across the border...south

then walk right back in...north

problem solved...be who you want to be...Juan Gomez

you can even fly on a plane with no ID
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But, you still have to take off your shoes.

Shoe bombers are everywhere. I saw one the other day with a mask on.
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
We had to do that too.

And we are in a different state now so we had to print out the forms and mail them in with the money to the state we were born in.
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We had to do that too.

And we are in a different state now so we had to print out the forms and mail them in with the money to the state we were born in.
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I want to be identified that I was born on Mars.tounge
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
Just had to get my gold star complient drivers license in Hawaii. Found out that it is only good for one year.

Now I have to go yearly to renew this shit! DUMB
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Run for president and make an executive order to round them all up and put them in labor camps for 2 years each and then deportation. If they get caught again they get 10 years in labor camp.

Let make slavery great again and profit from these border jumpers
 Quoting: Cardiak


I concur.

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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
I needed my birth certificate, my divorce certificate, my new marriage certificate, and a bill showing my address to get my license in Texas. I had my current NC license at that time too, still needed all the above. This was 2017.
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It seems like a lot of that is none of their fucking business.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
IVE GONE THRU THIS SHIT TOO! THE HORROR STORIES. AND...AFTER YOU GET IT AND TRY TO USE IT FOR ANYTHING ELSE...IT'S FUCKIN WORTHLESS TO THEM. BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR. AND OF COURSE..IT WOULD BE VERY USEFUL AND VALUABLE TO AN ILLEGAL ALIEN.
 Quoting: muckuh


yeah, what's the point of "proving you are a United States citizen " when citizenship means JACK SHIT anymore

so I get a gold star on my Texas license that enables me to get on a plane -- a "Real ID"

meanwhile a damned illegal alien can get on a plane with no picture ID or "Real ID" -- just a piece of paper from DHS
 Quoting: Trump_WON


bump Going through same shit right now, had to round up a ton of documents last week to go in this week, pissed me off.
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Just say "No haba ingles senor".

You will get a full license and a new house and a monthly stipend. Hope you like college because you also get a free ride.
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
Just had to get my gold star complient drivers license in Hawaii. Found out that it is only good for one year.

Now I have to go yearly to renew this shit! DUMB
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funny, the Republicans who established the dept of Homeland Security and the Real ID bullshit did all that ...

while knowingly importing millions of damned foreigners from countries hostile to us ...

Trump slowed it down for a bit, but now it's back on , full blast

not even sure why being a "gold star" verified citizen matters anymore ?
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
Just had to get my gold star complient drivers license in Hawaii. Found out that it is only good for one year.

Now I have to go yearly to renew this shit! DUMB
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76490953


funny, the Republicans who established the dept of Homeland Security and the Real ID bullshit did all that ...

while knowingly importing millions of damned foreigners from countries hostile to us ...

Trump slowed it down for a bit, but now it's back on , full blast

not even sure why being a "gold star" verified citizen matters anymore ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79735453


It's the era of the golden slave
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I'm putting on paper plates that say FREEDOM before I take a 'real id'
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Re: I Need a Certified Birth Certificate to Renew My Texas Driver's License ... To Prove My Citizenship ...
I know it’s stupid! In Colorado they wouldn’t take my county Birth Certificate needed go online and get the state birth certificate for 45 bucks! Biggest fucking scam.
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I know it’s stupid! In Colorado they wouldn’t take my county Birth Certificate needed go online and get the state birth certificate for 45 bucks! Biggest fucking scam.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38878621


Papers please.... You need to be vaccinated.





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