Holy carp I just saw a nibiru

Oh hey by the way.... Not taking a greyhound anymore.

On Monday I'll make the thread- taking a train across the USA from california to Boston MA. 5 days of updates from the frontier....

YOU WILL....ON OF THESE YEARS....AND BIGFOOT WILL BE INSIDE OF IT...NO, A PACK OF BIGFEETS!

Gonna be about 4000 miles or something.

Yea I mean I'm like, joking but not joking I was larping about seeing a nibby but in fact most likely it is coming sometime soon....

OP tell us about Star Trek Voyager, what's your favorite episode?

THE ONE WHERE JANEWAY GOT FUCT BY THAT FRENCH GUY ON THE HOLODICK

Yikes... Tng is kind of the orthodox version. Jerry ryan is pretty hot though.

It was just a borg joke because I got banned.... So I made the new name to reflect my subservience to the GLP cube.

BUT SHE WOULD NOT BLOW HER HUSBAND IN THOSE UNDERGROUND SEX CLUBS

I am locutus of borg

Uhh actually can I tell you guys something? Today I was walking to the fedex store to return the modem back to the internet people... Well. I was just walking and there was nobody around, I look down and see a gold chain right there in the dirt. There's no cars parked near it, not in front of any houses or. Businesses.... So I picked it up think it it was some fake shiny thing... Idk I just like shiny things.

Well turns out it might be real 18 karat gold.... I'll have to take it to an appraiser... But how cool is that?!?!

Also how can you tell if gold is real??

If this thing is real solid gold it's pretty chunky I'm guessing it prob costs about 2 grand or something

Next month.

Its not bigger than the Sun, its just came up and around the Sun last year. Its closer to us than the Sun is.

It orbits perpendicular to all the other planets in our solar system. The Sun has been appearing white recently because Nibiru came up from the bottom side of our solar system and used the gravity of the Sun to propel itself back out. The extra pull on the Sun caused it to supercharge the Sun some. It passed Mercury head our way a few months ago and is about to pass through Venus's orbit.

It should be visible to everyone come this summer.

So rope, beer, and snacks?

Got it!