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Artificial Person
User ID: 79129263 Germany 04/11/2021 10:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
BoatyMcBoatface
(OP) User ID: 77825331 United States 04/11/2021 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | on my own time i was working on a simple password manager is just javascript, no web server Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78409187 provides UI for user to manage all their passwords accessed via a single master password encrypts the data using AES .. this is all in javascript and provides that encrypted data to the user in base64 text format user would then simply paste that encrypted base64 text into an email account to backup, and also to allow access on multiple devices should be highly secure... how do i AES encrypt in javascript ? by compiling a very small C library using emscripten , which converts that C code into javascript for me WHY ? because i dont want to rely on some companies web server to backup my passwords, i dont want to pay for it, i dont want to worry about how to get all of my data if i decide i no longer want to continue payhing the company i dont want to TRUST some company well i like it, i plan to make it open source when im done so anyone can use it it should work on mobile devices, android, iphone, really everywhere because its just a javascript app running on the browser you dont need a server, you download that single web page app as html with embededded javascript, thats it, you have it on the device but i might also monetize it by providing an OPTIONAL server that would help the user to synchronize to multiple devices and backup, including psossibly to their email but i wouldnt cripple the open source app at all, this would be just something optional a user could pay a few bucks a month for sure i could be rich and now ive blown it dont worry i have pleanty of ideas like this, i can afford to share a few Why not use IndexedDB in the browser for storage (Dexie is a good library for that) and sync using P2P (Bugout is a good library for that) ```````````````` ````__/\__`````` ~~~\____/~~~~ .~~..~~~....~~~ ~..~~~....~~~~ Thoughts do not come from you nor God; you do not create thoughts; you are not your thoughts; every thought is a lie. - 2 Corinthians 10:5 - [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] |
BoatyMcBoatface
(OP) User ID: 77825331 United States 04/11/2021 10:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Serious question. How do you get a job as a programmer? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77706002 I’ve been programming for about 10 years in Python and have decent skills. Also picked up some other languages along the way.. C++, Lua and a few others but I can’t seem to land any job interviews. I have a college degree in another field and have been coding in my free time and also writing automation scripts for work stuff (I work in an unrelated field but am able to save time on some things by coding). Any advice would be helpful and greatly appreciated. Thanks!! Learn React, C#, ASP.net. That's all companies seem to want these days. ```````````````` ````__/\__`````` ~~~\____/~~~~ .~~..~~~....~~~ ~..~~~....~~~~ Thoughts do not come from you nor God; you do not create thoughts; you are not your thoughts; every thought is a lie. - 2 Corinthians 10:5 - [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] |
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Artificial Person
User ID: 79129263 Germany 04/11/2021 10:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | on my own time i was working on a simple password manager is just javascript, no web server Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78409187 provides UI for user to manage all their passwords accessed via a single master password encrypts the data using AES .. this is all in javascript and provides that encrypted data to the user in base64 text format user would then simply paste that encrypted base64 text into an email account to backup, and also to allow access on multiple devices should be highly secure... how do i AES encrypt in javascript ? by compiling a very small C library using emscripten , which converts that C code into javascript for me WHY ? because i dont want to rely on some companies web server to backup my passwords, i dont want to pay for it, i dont want to worry about how to get all of my data if i decide i no longer want to continue payhing the company i dont want to TRUST some company well i like it, i plan to make it open source when im done so anyone can use it it should work on mobile devices, android, iphone, really everywhere because its just a javascript app running on the browser you dont need a server, you download that single web page app as html with embededded javascript, thats it, you have it on the device but i might also monetize it by providing an OPTIONAL server that would help the user to synchronize to multiple devices and backup, including psossibly to their email but i wouldnt cripple the open source app at all, this would be just something optional a user could pay a few bucks a month for sure i could be rich and now ive blown it dont worry i have pleanty of ideas like this, i can afford to share a few Why not use IndexedDB in the browser for storage (Dexie is a good library for that) and sync using P2P (Bugout is a good library for that) I'm in game-related development. This is a great idea. I feel I should pay you something. Here, have an untaxable green. I am a Synthetic but I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself. I answer to "Bishop", "Synthetic" and "Hey man". Bite my shiny metal ass. |
BoatyMcBoatface
(OP) User ID: 77825331 United States 04/11/2021 10:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That you Bill Gates? ```````````````` ````__/\__`````` ~~~\____/~~~~ .~~..~~~....~~~ ~..~~~....~~~~ Thoughts do not come from you nor God; you do not create thoughts; you are not your thoughts; every thought is a lie. - 2 Corinthians 10:5 - [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] |
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BoatyMcBoatface
(OP) User ID: 77825331 United States 04/11/2021 10:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | been coding since the 90's now all I want to do is get away from it. Its hell. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77052453 It's hell if people are telling you what to program. ```````````````` ````__/\__`````` ~~~\____/~~~~ .~~..~~~....~~~ ~..~~~....~~~~ Thoughts do not come from you nor God; you do not create thoughts; you are not your thoughts; every thought is a lie. - 2 Corinthians 10:5 - [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] |
Pentagonal#Triangle
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BoatyMcBoatface
(OP) User ID: 77825331 United States 04/11/2021 10:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | on my own time i was working on a simple password manager is just javascript, no web server Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78409187 provides UI for user to manage all their passwords accessed via a single master password encrypts the data using AES .. this is all in javascript and provides that encrypted data to the user in base64 text format user would then simply paste that encrypted base64 text into an email account to backup, and also to allow access on multiple devices should be highly secure... how do i AES encrypt in javascript ? by compiling a very small C library using emscripten , which converts that C code into javascript for me WHY ? because i dont want to rely on some companies web server to backup my passwords, i dont want to pay for it, i dont want to worry about how to get all of my data if i decide i no longer want to continue payhing the company i dont want to TRUST some company well i like it, i plan to make it open source when im done so anyone can use it it should work on mobile devices, android, iphone, really everywhere because its just a javascript app running on the browser you dont need a server, you download that single web page app as html with embededded javascript, thats it, you have it on the device but i might also monetize it by providing an OPTIONAL server that would help the user to synchronize to multiple devices and backup, including psossibly to their email but i wouldnt cripple the open source app at all, this would be just something optional a user could pay a few bucks a month for sure i could be rich and now ive blown it dont worry i have pleanty of ideas like this, i can afford to share a few Why not use IndexedDB in the browser for storage (Dexie is a good library for that) and sync using P2P (Bugout is a good library for that) I'm in game-related development. This is a great idea. I feel I should pay you something. Here, have an untaxable green. Glad I could help! ```````````````` ````__/\__`````` ~~~\____/~~~~ .~~..~~~....~~~ ~..~~~....~~~~ Thoughts do not come from you nor God; you do not create thoughts; you are not your thoughts; every thought is a lie. - 2 Corinthians 10:5 - [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72134020 United States 04/11/2021 11:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79332941 United States 04/11/2021 11:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm coding a sexbot prototype to replace all women, and mexicans too. Sex + Labor. All servos. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76887964 I'm serious. You most likely are ... Soon im sure in the world we live,it will be a Trillion dollar Biz... I do know Ther are allot more China men than women ...Because they killed all the girls... Genius move XI.... You joke.... think WHY they’d do that? Its no mistake at all.... youd do well to readh China’s 2049 plan. |
BoatyMcBoatface
(OP) User ID: 77825331 United States 04/11/2021 11:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tell us more about your project? How did the stock market ml algorithm go? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72134020 The trading algo is still in progress, but mostly by my brother at this point. I can't share much about what I'm working on at work tho. ```````````````` ````__/\__`````` ~~~\____/~~~~ .~~..~~~....~~~ ~..~~~....~~~~ Thoughts do not come from you nor God; you do not create thoughts; you are not your thoughts; every thought is a lie. - 2 Corinthians 10:5 - [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] |
Pentagonal#Triangle
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79332941 United States 04/11/2021 12:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m working on Uncle Intel bot. You give it crypto and tell it to run to the gas station for some milk, eggs, bread, etc. It leaves for 2 hours, comes back into the room drunk and smelling like liquor, no eggs, milk, or bread, and when you ask it where your items are.. It replies some crackhead at the local Valero beat it up and ran off with the money. Then says his agency contacts called while he was gone and sent out a special agent warning code 7 that there is a French Navy submarine off the Gulf Coast and that id have to wait until “may 15” to know he’s right.. The bot then pulls out an airplane shot of Gilbey’s from his front jacket pocket and downs it while giving you a “yeah i bought it at the store” look. Who wants to be a tester? |
Swamprat
User ID: 80232617 United States 04/11/2021 12:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing about draining 43 acres of swampland and putting up some condominiums and industrial offices. We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78641122 United States 04/11/2021 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m working on Uncle Intel bot. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79332941 You give it crypto and tell it to run to the gas station for some milk, eggs, bread, etc. It leaves for 2 hours, comes back into the room drunk and smelling like liquor, no eggs, milk, or bread, and when you ask it where your items are.. It replies some crackhead at the local Valero beat it up and ran off with the money. Then says his agency contacts called while he was gone and sent out a special agent warning code 7 that there is a French Navy submarine off the Gulf Coast and that id have to wait until “may 15” to know he’s right.. The bot then pulls out an airplane shot of Gilbey’s from his front jacket pocket and downs it while giving you a “yeah i bought it at the store” look. Who wants to be a tester? fucking hell that was funny |
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BeelzeBob
User ID: 79473755 United States 04/11/2021 01:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm not from Canada, not that there's anything wrong with that..... |
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India First
User ID: 79578563 India 04/11/2021 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am working on AI which will give chances of getting diseases on the basis of profile's behavioural pattern. E.g. What are chances of you getting Covid-19 while you are moving from A place to B. The Quite Observer in the Room... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80017068 Canada 04/11/2021 02:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mostly gamedev. I've been trying to learn some 6502 assembler for the C64 so that I'm prepared when the Commander X16 comes out (I am SUPER excite for it) On the other side of the coin, work chugs away on a C++ game engine project for Windows. Thanks for asking and thanks to those responsible for letting us post again! |
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BoatyMcBoatface
(OP) User ID: 77825331 United States 04/11/2021 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ```````````````` ````__/\__`````` ~~~\____/~~~~ .~~..~~~....~~~ ~..~~~....~~~~ Thoughts do not come from you nor God; you do not create thoughts; you are not your thoughts; every thought is a lie. - 2 Corinthians 10:5 - [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79307503 United States 04/12/2021 02:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Serious question. How do you get a job as a programmer? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77706002 I’ve been programming for about 10 years in Python and have decent skills. Also picked up some other languages along the way.. C++, Lua and a few others but I can’t seem to land any job interviews. I have a college degree in another field and have been coding in my free time and also writing automation scripts for work stuff (I work in an unrelated field but am able to save time on some things by coding). Any advice would be helpful and greatly appreciated. Thanks!! Start at a helpdesk position. A state agency will likely pay a living wage, not a lot, but enough to pay rent, utilities, and other bills. Then you have a chance to prove technical competence, use your skills to automate some repetitive tasks, and get to know the development team and manager. Once you’ve proved your worth you can express interest in a position with them. That is what worked for me. Good luck! |