2022 Warning from the last person who should have been sent back in time

On the subject of toilet paper...

It became a meme to post what people were wiping their ass with when toilet paper got scarce...

This coincided with the whole anti mask uprising and people started wiping their ass with masks, paper signs that said no mask, no service was a new form of toilet paper that really sent a message online about how people felt towards the lies...

It is weird how this scamdemic sort of started with toilet paper and ended with a meme of wiping asses with masks. It's like the lifecycle of the entire false flag was encapsulated in shit wiping...so american, so true to our hearts and dear to our souls...we say it like no others can...we say it...with shit...

Obviously some motherfucker that got the vaccine, and his brain is starting to come apart.


Or a 3rd grader wrote it.


Take your pick.

To the person claiming to be from 2023, post your own thread and make up your own larp with your own time travel device if you want to be creative with it. Clearly, you are just trolling this thread to derail it with your own nonsense.

This is a real time travel thread, not a larp like your entries are.

I hope you post your own well thought out thread in a separate place so that we can all delight in your creativity.

If I could encourage everybody here to no longer wear a mask if you are wearing one and/or begin the meme thread early using masks as toilet paper, that might get the ball rolling earlier on creating peer pressure to get rid of the masks.

I don't know how to create and post a meme. I'm not a computer person really, but I did enjoy the memes that were out there last year, which would be your later this year.

Thank you.

To the person claiming to be from 2023, post your own thread and make up your own larp with your own time travel device if you want to be creative with it. Clearly, you are just trolling this thread to derail it with your own nonsense.

This is a real time travel thread, not a larp like your entries are.

I hope you post your own well thought out thread in a separate place so that we can all delight in your creativity.

If I could encourage everybody here to no longer wear a mask if you are wearing one and/or begin the meme thread early using masks as toilet paper, that might get the ball rolling earlier on creating peer pressure to get rid of the masks.

I don't know how to create and post a meme. I'm not a computer person really, but I did enjoy the memes that were out there last year, which would be your later this year.

Thank you.

Good job, OP

I have enjoyed this

nice larp but, where did you land exactly after the time jump? what provisions did you bring back in time with you? did you come with the clothes on your back, any evidence of such claims?

Time Travel threads are my favorites

I am the leader of the resistance in 2022.

Things have gotten really, really bad.

Whatever you think of how bad it sucks now, it gets 100 times worse and it doesn't get any better. It just keeps getting worse.

I did not by any means pick being a leader.

This job landed in my lap because I am not dead.

The vaccines wiped out the population and that's not the worst of it.

The way they died was so horrible, you can't even imagine.

Imagine the most retarded antifa in Portland or Seattle multiplied by half of the population of the United States.

And that's just the United States.

The mad cow thing wasn't just a theory.

Everyone who got the vaccine pretty much turned into a delusional idiot within the year.

The propaganda machine -- the news -- tried to spin it off at first as being anything but the vaccine that made people go insane. At first, they tried to say that people who were infected with covid later showed some signs of brain damage but there were too many people who survived covid that did not have brain damage, actually all of them pretty much were fine...and the people who went crazy were not even covid survivors...they were all the vaccinated. Even the lefties got outraged when the media lies tried to label their family members brain damaged from covid when they knew it was a vaccine.

That's when the lefties started realizing that the righties weren't the enemy...their own news sources were...and they tried desperately to protest in the streets...

CNN is full of shit...that's why we won't listen to it!
ABC lies all day long...everything they say is wrong!
CBS said covid kills...vaccines did it...they are shills!

Finally, the left woke up when their families that took the vaccine started dying.

They took off their masks and burned them in the street with the righties. That's what it took to wake them up.

Like a third of the US is dead.

The infrastructure is totally haywire.

Gas is almost $10 a gallon.

Trucks are not trucking shit anymore.

The supermarkets are empty.

Everybody is trying to grow food anywhere they can with seeds from the hardware stores.

The cities all got completely looted.

It was complete pandemonium and nobody knows how to recover.

The military stopped getting paid by the government when the government stopped showing up to work.

Some of us decided to hunt down the mother fuckers that started the whole thing thinking that would bring people together under a new leadership they could trust to protect them from the elites. Nobody wanted to lead the attack so people started nominating others to be a leader.

I was distributing food and was approached by the group of vets who asked me to lead them since I was a known fair person who ensures everybody gets the same rations and don't take off the top for myself. They figured I wouldn't let power get to my head and go corrupt and they needed first and foremost someone people could trust. They didn't really give me a choice. If I didn't take the position, they said shit was going to get worse, so I said fine, whatever.

I pretty much just do what needs to be done. Organize, ask for volunteers, assign positions.

Within a very short period of time, we had an army of the most pissed off group of old timers ready to hunt down the elites. We got enough donation money for gas from pissed off people to fund our little raids and we decided to go after high profile fuckers first to show we meant business.

The first raid was on Bill Gates. He was hiding out in his house in Washington. He had a shit-ton of security, a safe room, alarms, all kinds of shit. We brought an electrician with us who used to install alarms and shit. We had some HVAC dude with us too who knew how to fuck with the ventilation. We got him out, tied his ass up, put him on camera and forced a full confession out of his ass. He named names of everybody involved and we made a list a mile long from top to bottom. He squealed like a pig. He squealed hoping it would keep us from killing him. We gave him his own vaccine and he cried like a baby. We gave it to him a bunch. We took turns giving him shots. We probably gave him 100 shots. He passed out from fear most likely and never woke up probably from all the shots we gave him. In the end, I don't even know what exactly killed him, but we got it all on tape and headed to the news station in Seattle to get it on the air.

By the time we got to the news station, the place was completely abandoned. It took a while to figure out how shit worked, but we got the video of Gates over the airwaves and used the Emergency Broadcast System to get it out there.

We said we were recruiting to take out the rest of the elite, that we had the list of them and would be assembling an army.

Meanwhile, the Chinese invaded Canada and came down into Seattle to try to stop us as soon as they saw what went over the airwaves.

When that happened, every last mother fucker with a gun hit the streets ready to take out the Chinese and there was no problem getting an army going. We wiped them with ease.

However, the rest of the planet was all dealing with infrastructure issues because of rising gas, lack of goods and services and huge die offs.

It didn't matter that we woke up and were going to take out the elite. The shit hit the fan so hard that no small victories could put society back together.

We got the idea to figure out if there was some kind of high tech that could save the world and figured anything that secret would be at Area 51 and we had a huge army at this point so we headed there.

They had security there and a bunker for elites, so when we got there, the firefight lasted for a long time. They kept resupplying their troops from underground tunnels.

However, they had sabotage within their ranks and as a result, we got the edge and some insiders helped us out. We got in and long story short, they had access to some kind of electromagnetic engine that drew insane amounts of power out of the power grid illegally that could be used to create a time dilation field.

They used it to send messages back in time to themselves to stay ahead of the population and take out targets that would eventually take them down. Not sending people back because there was literally no way to know if they made it through and all they needed to do was send information back. Nobody knew if people could be sent back without totally melting their ass.

It was decided that there was no way to save the planet from the pandemonium that ensued at this point and we took a vote to send someone back to let others know in advance what happened in order to try to stop it.

I was nominated to go back as people trusted me a lot at this point, having led them successfully this far and with the knowledge I have of the future, I can better prepare for it myself by first going back in time and preparing myself for the job, should I be needed again.

I entered the device and they sent me back.

They sent me back to this date because the vaccine is about to be available to everyone next month and we want to get the information out enough in advance to make a difference but if I came back earlier, nobody would believe me since evidence has been weak until just now.

I don't even know how to tell you to plan for this. Do what you will with this information. I am going to start growing food before the shit really hits the fan.

I am the leader of the resistance in 2022.

Things have gotten really, really bad.

Whatever you think of how bad it sucks now, it gets 100 times worse and it doesn't get any better. It just keeps getting worse.

I did not by any means pick being a leader.

This job landed in my lap because I am not dead.

The vaccines wiped out the population and that's not the worst of it.

The way they died was so horrible, you can't even imagine.

Imagine the most retarded antifa in Portland or Seattle multiplied by half of the population of the United States.

And that's just the United States.

The mad cow thing wasn't just a theory.

Everyone who got the vaccine pretty much turned into a delusional idiot within the year.

The propaganda machine -- the news -- tried to spin it off at first as being anything but the vaccine that made people go insane. At first, they tried to say that people who were infected with covid later showed some signs of brain damage but there were too many people who survived covid that did not have brain damage, actually all of them pretty much were fine...and the people who went crazy were not even covid survivors...they were all the vaccinated. Even the lefties got outraged when the media lies tried to label their family members brain damaged from covid when they knew it was a vaccine.

That's when the lefties started realizing that the righties weren't the enemy...their own news sources were...and they tried desperately to protest in the streets...

CNN is full of shit...that's why we won't listen to it!
ABC lies all day long...everything they say is wrong!
CBS said covid kills...vaccines did it...they are shills!

Finally, the left woke up when their families that took the vaccine started dying.

They took off their masks and burned them in the street with the righties. That's what it took to wake them up.

Like a third of the US is dead.

The infrastructure is totally haywire.

Gas is almost $10 a gallon.

Trucks are not trucking shit anymore.

The supermarkets are empty.

Everybody is trying to grow food anywhere they can with seeds from the hardware stores.

The cities all got completely looted.

It was complete pandemonium and nobody knows how to recover.

The military stopped getting paid by the government when the government stopped showing up to work.

Some of us decided to hunt down the mother fuckers that started the whole thing thinking that would bring people together under a new leadership they could trust to protect them from the elites. Nobody wanted to lead the attack so people started nominating others to be a leader.

I was distributing food and was approached by the group of vets who asked me to lead them since I was a known fair person who ensures everybody gets the same rations and don't take off the top for myself. They figured I wouldn't let power get to my head and go corrupt and they needed first and foremost someone people could trust. They didn't really give me a choice. If I didn't take the position, they said shit was going to get worse, so I said fine, whatever.

I pretty much just do what needs to be done. Organize, ask for volunteers, assign positions.

Within a very short period of time, we had an army of the most pissed off group of old timers ready to hunt down the elites. We got enough donation money for gas from pissed off people to fund our little raids and we decided to go after high profile fuckers first to show we meant business.

The first raid was on Bill Gates. He was hiding out in his house in Washington. He had a shit-ton of security, a safe room, alarms, all kinds of shit. We brought an electrician with us who used to install alarms and shit. We had some HVAC dude with us too who knew how to fuck with the ventilation. We got him out, tied his ass up, put him on camera and forced a full confession out of his ass. He named names of everybody involved and we made a list a mile long from top to bottom. He squealed like a pig. He squealed hoping it would keep us from killing him. We gave him his own vaccine and he cried like a baby. We gave it to him a bunch. We took turns giving him shots. We probably gave him 100 shots. He passed out from fear most likely and never woke up probably from all the shots we gave him. In the end, I don't even know what exactly killed him, but we got it all on tape and headed to the news station in Seattle to get it on the air.

By the time we got to the news station, the place was completely abandoned. It took a while to figure out how shit worked, but we got the video of Gates over the airwaves and used the Emergency Broadcast System to get it out there.

We said we were recruiting to take out the rest of the elite, that we had the list of them and would be assembling an army.

Meanwhile, the Chinese invaded Canada and came down into Seattle to try to stop us as soon as they saw what went over the airwaves.

When that happened, every last mother fucker with a gun hit the streets ready to take out the Chinese and there was no problem getting an army going. We wiped them with ease.

However, the rest of the planet was all dealing with infrastructure issues because of rising gas, lack of goods and services and huge die offs.

It didn't matter that we woke up and were going to take out the elite. The shit hit the fan so hard that no small victories could put society back together.

We got the idea to figure out if there was some kind of high tech that could save the world and figured anything that secret would be at Area 51 and we had a huge army at this point so we headed there.

They had security there and a bunker for elites, so when we got there, the firefight lasted for a long time. They kept resupplying their troops from underground tunnels.

However, they had sabotage within their ranks and as a result, we got the edge and some insiders helped us out. We got in and long story short, they had access to some kind of electromagnetic engine that drew insane amounts of power out of the power grid illegally that could be used to create a time dilation field.

They used it to send messages back in time to themselves to stay ahead of the population and take out targets that would eventually take them down. Not sending people back because there was literally no way to know if they made it through and all they needed to do was send information back. Nobody knew if people could be sent back without totally melting their ass.

It was decided that there was no way to save the planet from the pandemonium that ensued at this point and we took a vote to send someone back to let others know in advance what happened in order to try to stop it.

I was nominated to go back as people trusted me a lot at this point, having led them successfully this far and with the knowledge I have of the future, I can better prepare for it myself by first going back in time and preparing myself for the job, should I be needed again.

I entered the device and they sent me back.

They sent me back to this date because the vaccine is about to be available to everyone next month and we want to get the information out enough in advance to make a difference but if I came back earlier, nobody would believe me since evidence has been weak until just now.

I don't even know how to tell you to plan for this. Do what you will with this information. I am going to start growing food before the shit really hits the fan.

To the guy from canada claiming my consciousness would jump back to a previous body, that isn't how it works. Like I said, even the air in the chamber goes back in time with you. The physical stuff moves with the space in the chamber; all of it, including your body and your consciousness moves with your current body; it doesn't leave your body. I did pass out however after I arrived, but not right after I arrived. I had enough time to see that I had arrived and then I got a little dizzy and passed out for like a minute, maybe, not sure how long exactly, but it didn't seem very long.

The sound of the humming of the device was really loud and when I came to, it was still pretty loud and then got softer and softer until it was just a low hum again, so judging by how loud it was when I woke back up again, I think I only lost consciousness for seconds, maybe up to a minute at the most.

Someone asked about silver. Let me explain. It doesn't matter if you bought silver on the stock market. The stock market no longer exists at all. There is no stock market. Anything you have like cash, you still have it if it is physical, but it doesn't matter because nobody is trading cash for stuff. If you need stuff and it is still there in a store that got looted, you simply grab what you need. If there is no more decent food around, you grow it and everybody gets an equal portion of it and everybody helps out because there is nothing else to do but help out.

Basically, we are now like a small village in Africa, only like a lot of villages. People simply set up venues to distribute food and bring it to distribution. Nobody hoards. If you are caught hoarding, a group of guys will simply grab what you have, bring it to distribution and tell you to go to distribution to get your rations. That way everybody gets fed and nobody gets violent about food or starves. People figured out how to do this and simply kept doing it because it became the way to do shit, kind of like how idiots started wearing the mask until it became the thing to do, except in this case the thing to do actually makes sense and isn't based on a lie. Human beings naturally know how to get along in communal society and take care of each other and women are natural caretakers and enjoy giving out the food and planting it and men are natural security and hunters of food or gatherers in this case.

Someone asked about the politicians in Canada. I don't follow Canadian politics at all. I'm not a Canadian. I know you Canadians think us US think about you a lot, but we really don't keep up with your politics. We have enough trouble keeping up with our own politics in the US. I stopped keeping track of US politics a while ago; it all seemed like BS and I lost interest.

The climate hasn't changed...someone asked if the climate changed. It's the same. Hot in the summer and colder in the winter, etc.

Someone asked about people detoxing off of substances. Yeah, well cigarettes and alcohol were free to those who looted, so I don't know if they detoxed or got shitfaced. In our little village, I don't see much of that shit. People still grow pot and let it grow wild and people still smoke it pretty much right off the stem without drying it, pretty harsh...there's always the smell of pot floating by here and there. Nobody gets stoned hard core and walks around with a gun though. It is sort of understood that its medicine for those with pain and it doesn't mix with guns when being utilized at the time.

Hard core druggies don't hang out near us. They are probably in the cities hanging out. We are more nature types out here, not addicts.

Can't remember what other people asked now...ever since the time travel, I feel a little off...I'll pop in later to answer more...going back to sleep...I need to get some food too. I feel drained again...a lot of stress to decompress from...it's almost unreal being back here again.

Somebody asked if we meet up with other GLPers.

I have talked with others about GLP and apparently, pretty much everybody who didn't take the vaccine and knew not to take it and therefore is still alive has been on GLP.

It seems GLP is bigger than you might think in the world of people who were awake enough not to take the vaccine and are still alive.

I would say every single person who didn't take the vaccine has either been to GLP before the internet crapped out or since heard about GLP from those who have.

GLP is as well known as google basically amongst those who were awake to the conspiracies.

People were also aware of the other site but let's face it, they don't allow ac's at the other site so it's just like the yahoo to GLP's google, so to speak. Can we post the name of the other site here or will that get you erased?

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that's me using a lot of asterisks so as not to trigger a keyword or anything.