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Chinese Seize Bag Of D1cks

 
Phillip J. Fry
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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


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How about all those guys that had to donate them?
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“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones”

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So Human horn aphrodisiac is a thing?

wtf

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So Human horn aphrodisiac is a thing?

wtf


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AHH! now I have to go back to the Bad Memory Deletion Booth.
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That is too comical to be real.
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Quote:

"“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”


“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”"

Understand here. He is saying there is a market for recently harvested human dicks in China.
Seekinginformation
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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


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OK, I think I'm ready to finally admit it.

As a species, we're pretty much fucked!
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Is this a thing like elephant tusks or hippo horns? God has it really come to this; I don't put the Chinese past anything; they will eat bats, baby birds, dogs, dolphins and 'baby girl'
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The Chinese dry and smoke discarded penis.
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They arrested some americans?
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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China sucks a giant bag of dicks.
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Is this a thing like elephant tusks or hippo horns? God has it really come to this; I don't put the Chinese past anything; they will eat bats, baby birds, dogs, dolphins and 'baby girl'
 Quoting: KuvaszLove


I wouldn't put anything past the Chinese. They are cruel to animals and that says a lot about their culture!
Even Paul McCartney will never go back to China!
Clean up your act China!
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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


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 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry

More to the point, where are they coming from? In what manner were they obtained?

What is happening in Nigeria that the world does not know yet? And I am not even mentioning some other African countries.
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Is this a thing like elephant tusks or hippo horns? God has it really come to this; I don't put the Chinese past anything; they will eat bats, baby birds, dogs, dolphins and 'baby girl'
 Quoting: KuvaszLove


I wouldn't put anything past the Chinese. They are cruel to animals and that says a lot about their culture!
Even Paul McCartney will never go back to China!
Clean up your act China!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79722912

You wouldn't put anything past the Chinese, huh?

Where do you think those dicks came from?
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Dick in a box
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Sounds like misplaced vaccine ingredients.

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Was is a mixed bag? or all one race?


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Human trafficking.....They eat this shit.


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I’m guessing pills or fertility rights.

Huh. Wonder if any of thos penisis belong to anybody whose still alive it there?

I imagine the penis, being soft tissue and so blood flow dependent, is one of the first things to disappear when someone dies. Maybe in as fast as a few days. So I was ulent be surprised if they harvested these things straight off the vine.
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Quote:

"“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”


“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”"

Understand here. He is saying there is a market for recently harvested human dicks in China.
 Quoting: seekinginformation

Some here are trying to deflect this on the Chinese, but they forget there are today sizable African communities in China (like Beijing).
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Gives a while new meaning to this...

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"Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria"


What were they gonna do with them? gasp


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OK, I think I'm ready to finally admit it.

As a species, we're pretty much fucked!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37463168


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I am here to remind everyone that the Gate's Foundation did a huge anti-Aides program in Africa. What they did was circumsize a hundred thousand guys. Then they turned around and sold the foreskins to cosmetic people who made the face cream for the rich people.

The penises may have been 'harvested' for face cream or they were to be dried and ground up for some weird Chinese herbal thing or even to be directly used in some form of magic.
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[link to bagofdicks.com (secure)]

Perfect to send the old boss banana2

But for real...WTF?! And women wonder why we're so protective of our jewels and scepter.

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This is a satirical article fellas, use your brains for a second.

When they listed the value of one cock at $160,000 that red flag should have been raised immediately.
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they were going to duct tape them to their rice dicks and slap them aroound....

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So Human horn aphrodisiac is a thing?

wtf


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It's an "afrodisiac" in this case lmao
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